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20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 10:08am On Jun 03, 2015
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt
too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries
on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for
your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies,
please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in
doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s
looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should put a
ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if
they see your worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget
to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or
give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa
very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show
his face to your people. Your sister or
brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one factor
in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly
seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with
good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm
but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let
them deceive you. Don’t believe anything
in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into
a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is
to keep him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How
many men have you met out of about six
billion people on earth? You see am nau,
abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting,somebody should know about it
jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And
as a good girl, you are looking for a bad
boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls
love bad boys and good girls love good
boys. Nobody should use your head to
catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.

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Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by 400billionman: 10:09am On Jun 03, 2015
Scientific area, do not disturb..

Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Princecalm(m): 10:12am On Jun 03, 2015
thou shall walk up to a guy and profess love and not always the other way round.
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 10:15am On Jun 03, 2015
#6 though undecided What if you want "IT" too & aren't necessarily looking for a ring?

I don't like rules.

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Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by DuchessLily(f): 10:15am On Jun 03, 2015
OP chop knuckles jare! Ur head dey there grin
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Tallesty1(m): 10:16am On Jun 03, 2015
Military Zone.





Keep Off
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Cherlene(f): 10:21am On Jun 03, 2015
gikicharly:
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt
too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries
on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for
your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies,
please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in
doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s
looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should put a
ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if
they see your worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget
to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or
give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa
very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show
his face to your people. Your sister or
brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one factor
in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly
seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with
good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm
but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let
them deceive you. Don’t believe anything
in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into
a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is
to keep him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How
many men have you met out of about six
billion people on earth? You see am nau,
abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting,somebody should know about it
jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And
as a good girl, you are looking for a bad
boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls
love bad boys and good girls love good
boys. Nobody should use your head to
catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.

Good day

Woow, WELL-DONE. You CAPTURED every ASPECT.

Cherlene
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by LaurelP(m): 10:22am On Jun 03, 2015
Op at wat age?
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by missbehave247(m): 10:26am On Jun 03, 2015
You go for "IT" now last I check "IT" has no meter just that down dere can be horrible @times shocked
PunkyOh:
#6 though undecided What if you want "IT" too & aren't necessarily looking for a ring?

I don't like rules.
shocked
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 10:27am On Jun 03, 2015
dnt get u?? laurelp
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by cally3D(m): 10:27am On Jun 03, 2015
Pple keep wastin tym on all these 'relationship' blah blah blah dat they barely get a chance to live!
Meanwhile






















Do not trespass!
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by dharay99: 10:31am On Jun 03, 2015
mtcheeeeew
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by vizkiz: 10:32am On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:
#6 though undecided What if you want "IT" too & aren't necessarily looking for a ring?

I don't like rules.

great!
So can we have some "IT" together? wink
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 10:42am On Jun 03, 2015
[quote author=cally3D post=34377088]Pple keep wastin tym on all these 'relationship' blah blah blah dat they barely get a chance to live!
Meanwhile

True dat!

Imagine saying don't have sex until he puts a ring on it What if he's lousy in bed & you get stuck with that for the rest of your life?

Anyway, I dislike it when some women use sex as a pawning tool to get their way, in this case, a ring. Like they have a diamond studded vàgina or something. If he wants to "put a ring on it" , shouldn't it be because he actually wants to & not because you're using your pùssy as a dangling carrot in front of a donkey? Pfft. To each their own. I ain't feeling that. Sorry.

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Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 10:45am On Jun 03, 2015
vizkiz:


great!
So can we have some "IT" together? wink

Come get it tongue

Just joking lol
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Lilyomi(f): 10:47am On Jun 03, 2015
Noted.
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 10:50am On Jun 03, 2015
For those who care to get married... meanwhile OP should rename the Topic to something better and space this intricating ,brilliant and wonderfully written article while I call on our able mods

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Ishilove
Cc Farano
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 10:52am On Jun 03, 2015
starlingslimnet:
For those who care to get married... meanwhile OP should rename the Topic to something better and space this intricating ,brilliant and wonderfully written article while I call on our able mods

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Ishilove
Cc Farano


suggest a name pls
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 10:52am On Jun 03, 2015
DuchessLily:
OP chop knuckles jare! Ur head dey there grin


thanks dear
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 03, 2015
gikicharly:


suggest a name pls
"Food For Thought;The twenty wise sayings"
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by vizkiz: 11:03am On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:


Come get it tongue

Just joking lol

so she was only making mouth undecided
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 11:07am On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:


Come get it tongue

Just joking lol
can I tag along

Just kidding wink

Check out my sig dear
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 11:33am On Jun 03, 2015
vizkiz:


so she was only making mouth undecided

Maybe in another life, dear tongue

I wasn't giving away freebies now cheesy It's too early in the year to play Santa wink The point I was trying to make is, in my private life, I'm not into all this fronting & stunting BS. I go for mine grin Cut throat! And I have "the precious" aka ring to prove it wink Didn't have to play bait & switch with my fanny to get it either. So what if he doesn't bone it to own it? Call in the stand-ins. NEXT! Life goes on. Jeez.
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by vizkiz: 11:36am On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:


Maybe in another life, dear tongue

I wasn't giving away freebies now cheesy It's too early in the year to play Santa wink The point I was trying to make is, in my private life, I'm not into all this fronting & stunting BS. I go for mine grin Cut throat! And I have "the precious" aka ring to prove it wink Didn't have to play bait & switch with my fanny to get it either. So what if he doesn't bone it to own it? Call in the stand-ins. NEXT! Life goes on. Jeez.

ok I get your point...so back to the IT. When should I resume office? tongue
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 11:36am On Jun 03, 2015
Jarizod:
can I tag along

Just kidding wink

Check out my sig dear

Where do people vote for this thing?
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 11:37am On Jun 03, 2015
vizkiz:


ok I get your point...so back to the IT. When should I resume office? tongue

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Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by vizkiz: 11:40am On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:


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Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by lomodele(m): 11:49am On Jun 03, 2015
Tell them well esp no3&5
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 11:51am On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:


Where do people vote for this thing?
in few days time dear
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by PunkyOh(f): 11:58am On Jun 03, 2015
Jarizod:
in few days time dear

Oke doke.
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jun 03, 2015
PunkyOh:


Oke doke.
I believe u have my back wink kiss
Re: 20 Things A Lady Should Know.. by DuchessLily(f): 12:03pm On Jun 03, 2015
gikicharly:



thanks dear

U r welcome

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