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Nbote:






We haven't been testing enough. Dats y d figures go up today Nd drop tomoro. Why do U think private labs were now given permission to carry out testing also



Some of U are jus downright pathetic.. Damage control abi becos d figures are supposed fake ryt? Dat in a country of over 200 million who's major means of transportation is by road and public transport, 1000 ppl cannot b infected a day or what exactly? W

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STFU!

You must be too gullible to believe these inconsistent figures they drop every midnight. Whether they're exaggerated or underreported is not my concern. I'm talking about accuracy. Whoever is dishing out these figures must be a Baba Ijebu addict, with all the inconsistent permutation and combination. I gave up on NCDC the day Osun claimed it discharged over 150 Covid-19 patients and NCDC later reported a way lower figure of generally discharged patients same night. Osun's report alone was higher than what they reported. How come? Not that I'm doubting the existence of the virus but these reports are baloney!

Damage control in effect. The figures have started to drop
The aristos may start sweating NCDC for spoiling their UK travels. Not even almighty Buhari can jump on a plane to London now.

GEJ is a man with a good heart. God bless him.

StPete:
The humble truth is that the aged Nigerians have failed the young ones in times past and till date. It is only fair that since the young ones cannot fight them for all the looting and destruction the older ones have subjected the future of the country to, it is only fair that Covid-19 does the fighting on their behalfs

And you said that as if you don't have old people in your family.

But these idiots once claimed that a 98-year-old patient recovered from the virus.

APC lately has become more outrageous than Covid-19.

Covid-19 has come to stay. It's going to be the new malaria soon. I also believe the vaccine is available but those making money from this so-called virus are not ready to release it yet.

NCDC are not happy about this interstate movement ban they just lifted.

Any issues? Be honest. I'm interested.

ENGINEERG:
YAYA BELLO SAY IT IS A SCAM,
HIS CHIEF JUDGE DIED OF COVID.

WE WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WHO IS GETTING IT IN KOGI AND CROSS RIVER

ANYWAY

DO WE STILL HAVE ANY FOOL AROUND, WHO BELIEVE THIS IS STILL A SCAM
PLS IDENTIFY YOUR SELF

It's real but the figures are exaggerated. If it's true, one of you trolls would have been dead by now.

This has become so generic it doesn't make sense anymore.

Kindergarten cult.

Please, I'm looking at buying a Redmi note 7 pro but what I want to know is whether it has a global version or it's just one version.
Secondly, I'll like to know where or how to buy it. If possible, tell me the price too. Thanks.

In their finals against Liverpool, Madrid won but Ronaldo didn't celebrate with his teammates simply because he didn't score. He was looking sad throughout.

Watch how the price of this purportedly "cheap drug" will shoot up in the Nigerian drug market, just as the case of chloroquine. I pray retailers are not allowed to sell it.

Who wrote this horrible letter?

From "first body" to "neatly painted". Guy, stay one place na.

Where is she getting her news from? I don't understand this woman at times.

Aww! So sorry.

This is why I don't like renting apartments close to a filling station.

At least, one Nairaland troll suppose to don die na.

That's what they import and sell to us at outrageous prices.

This is why they won't stop raping. After all, they'll be jailed and bailed after a year or two. Why not jail them for life since capital punishment may seem too extreme?

Rilwayne001:
Discharged yesterday was 4040, today it's 4206. Mathematically, that's 202 discharged not 166.

Have you forgotten Jigawa State claimed they discharged 222 persons yesterday, which alone is higher than the 166 NCDC is reporting?

I've always said I don't doubt the existence of coronavirus in Nigeria but looking at these ridiculous reports no one would take them seriously.

How come 166 got discharged when earlier in the day Just State alone claimed they discharged 222 patients? See why I don't trust NCDC reports.

Another Floyd case in Nigeria but should we say "Black lives matter" even in Africa?

How did she die? What happened? Kindly provide details.

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Confirmedzombie:
Until this virus consume us that is when the FG will listen to my advice to lockdown the country for at least Two months.

I still maintain that only a total lockdown will save us from this COVID-19. Cases keep increasing day by day and FG is joking with it.

Nigerians must prepare to bear the Two months lockdown pains so that we can defeat the deadly virus.

I call on all well meaning Nigerians to rise up to their voices and let's prevail on the FG to enforce a Two months total lockdown across all states of the federation.

FG must not take the risk of lifting the interstate boarders ban. All churches, mosque should be closed down immediately. 

For those bloody civilians who will abuse me, I want to warn you never to abuse me or else I will tell you that you are a bloody civillian.
Kharki boys, we dont talk to much.

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Who be WHO sef? Nonsense!

Don't panic. And disregard these clowns chanting Covid-19 to scare you. You're probably showing serious malaria symptoms or you have catarrh. It happens to me once in a while, even before coronavirus visited us.

Somehow they all look alike.

Meeyankee:

Miyetti Allah is not a religion organization, before you start attacking Islam again.

But they all pray in the mosque.

verygbguy:
Cross River/Akwa Ibom and roasting of human beings are like 5&6......



If you're a thief, just pray you don't get caught within this two states, if not you'll be roasted like chicken

Idiot!