₦airaland Forum

Rugaria:
Lol,
Lots rubbish advise here as usual. Folks churning out suggestions like kilode.
I don't take much of what is said here serious these days.. They will tell you things to do and you will go and do and everything backfires! Ndi mgbu! Remember few years ago , I read on a thread here that if you seriously like a lady and she is playing too hard to get, you should go and arrange a "fake girlfriend" and let her see you guys for few moments in order to activate her jealous quotent! I don't do stuff like that but for whatever reason, I decided to try with this babe I was very serious with.. Brethrens, It ended in premium tears! Na so I go carry one ogbonge beuty wey fine pass my Onyinye go one restruant near her mother's office for lunch! She saw me come around..

I made sure Onyinye saw us, then dropped the lady at her destination later without the her being in the know of the game I was playing... Well, it backfired! Her brother walked into the restaurant with her midway and I nearly choked on my food as the "vixen" was all over me at that point, overdoing things... They left immediately, obviously perturbed by the sight... Mind you, this was a gal I was very serious with, so the family were in the know.. They all felt I was a player after that display.... Bottom line; Onyinye changed it for me from that day! That relationship never recovered from that misstep and I wasn't even that serious with the other "vixen". I finally ran when I noticed Onyinye was just chopping me right left and center..

Why she no go chop you?

After the misstep you still went back to her again believing she would grab you this time around and never let go, for fear of the arranged girlfriend taking over. Akuko.

Such stunts work only for the secondary school age boys, and on little girls who still haven't learned to wash their panties.

Brownpeanut:
No, he isn't. He's this kind of guy that thinks money is all that matters.

And that's my ideal man!

What else matters in today's relationships if not money?

When dumb meets dumb we'll be talking dumbility.

Imagine this mumu referring Bobrisky as a woman.

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Say something new for once.

Too many rubbish posts today on Nairaland.

Barman was offering the customer service he could afford to entertain you and your so-called lady, since there was no radio, TV or assorted drinks in his bar.

How did this thrash get to FP, though?

So they decided to release the boys on Buhari's birthday?

And nobody is talking about Chibok girls anymore. Buhari also promised to rescue them.

Rivers richer than Lagos?

From bringbackourgirls to bringbackourboys. Naija I hail.

The highlight here is that she's a "single Nigerian girl". Good advert for rich simps and aristos.

See as dem dey cast my country internationally.

Exactly why the youths held a nationwide endsars movement. They never learn.

This news should be irritating most of us but somehow some idiots still feel good enough to congratulate a 78-year-old failure.

Person say him thief, you still dey follow am argue say na lie. Chai!

It was well planned. No wonder Sanai was hoping to share looted palliatives to mark his birthday.

I'm shocked that he isn't shocked this time around.

femi4:
You chased money and you forgot your conjugal duty

Now, you want to bring your wife back cos you spent so much on her bride price.

You need to work on yourself, money seems to be a key in all your decision making

And that's supposed to validate her sleeping around?

Forgo the bride price, that woman is a waste. Just try and get your son back and maybe find yourself another wife. She doesn't deserve you.

As usual, this report will come as a shock to Buhari.

Tell that to Igbo people who sell their daughters. Especially Mbaise.

Channel the same energy in combating Boko Haram members and arresting their sponsors.

I don't know why I shiver whenever I hear someone shout "Allah Akbar!"
Is that a normal feeling?

This guy featured Flavour and was singing rubbish. I don't understand what he said in that song.

You need to see the smile on the face of a father with 5 or 6 daughters in Igboland; especially when these daughters are beautiful. He's not smiling because he's a proud father. He's smiling because he has future investments.

That's why I keep saying that Boko Haram are among the real Muslims.

Obesity is knocking.

ArticleBeast:
Na lie

I saw one last week with a kid, and the kid resembles me.

Dey there make pant dey wear you. NYSC camp na modern Sodom and Gomorrha in case you don't know. Not even married women are safe. Why do you think girls are avoiding this thread? Check the first page and this one, no single girl has commented on the topic. They've all gone dumb due to guilty conscience.
Something still tells me I impregnated at least two girls during my time.

Why are our resident feminists going dumb on this one?

Dïldo lover.

I don't know why some people are bitter about this obvious truth. Such a shame.

The man must be seriously sick. See how swollen his right foot is.