₦airaland Forum

Berrylite:
She is beautiful but she needs to see me so that we can help her work on her big thigh and arm.

Generally, she needs to slim down because nobody wanna marry day woman. You can check my profile for more information

I also need to slim down, pls what do you suggest?

mamagee3:
Hi all, my mother keeps calling me the devil for no apparent reason. When I do nothing bad, she calls me the devil. I am sad and distraught.

When i saw dis post, i i was like "did i create a post on NL?" ...If there's sumone dat knows wat ure going tru, it'll be me. My mum can be as nice as she wants to wen she pleases bt at most times she just snaps at me for little or no reason nd at dat moment, ders nothing she doesnt say. Just yesterday, she picked on me dat i slept till 8am nd sed i was sent to torment her nd i'm a devil nd dat i want to kill her plus so many uncalled for words. She'll hit me wit anything n tell me to fight her (God forbid it)... What i do is keep quiet through it all, or i start playing music to keep myself up. And i advice u do d same. Do not take to heart the things she say neither should u hold it against her cus even in all these, she'l always want u around. And she loves you. Be good, OP

girlvyn:
for my department we were told to come ending of Jan stroke feb, Cuz Dats wen dey wuld be done with the printing, but other faculties have start collecting I heard agric and education have start collecting theirs.

Thank you, ure kind

girlvyn:
I went to skul last week and I was told at student Affairs dat our mobilization is done automatically from dem, dat dey will only call on us for corrections

Ok, tnks a lot. Have u collected your Statement of result?

D white kid nailed it. Looks classy

Good morning everyone. Uniben students in d house, pls are we expected to go to schl for submission of details in respect to mobilisation?

Kbs468:
Good to know you see reason with me. Hawayu?

I'm great

Kbs468:
No the Unofficial was correct actually but the way it popped out and went viral without an Official pronouncement from the DG himself calls for concern because that was unprecedented and that made me talk about integrity test since last year and I even chorused that today when LogoDWhiz asked me about what I feel with the delay.

Besides, The Budget issue was another contributory factor because NYSC IS NOW UNDER THE MINISTRY OF SPORTS AND YOUTH DEVELOPMENT WITH THE OLYMPICS SLATED FOR LATER THIS YEAR IN BRAZIL TO BE CATERED FOR AND THEN NYSC BUDGET FOR BOTH THE EXISTING CORPS MEMBERS AND WE FRESHERS WITH A YET TO BE DEBATED NOR APPROVED BUDGET ON THE AWAITING TABLE, I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS FOR ALL TO SEE EXCEPT IF WE WANT TO DECEIVE OURSELVES.
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Jedatech/amodu
MissOyin
Yanabasee
DTOBS
Shuaibbs
IghravweIG et al

I wasn't banned oo but network ish.

Did u say correct? cus d unofficial timetable nd d one on NYSC official website is quite different

Modified: Ok, u said "was correct", till d official one was released. Okay, i see

So d unofficial tt was incorrect after all. Hmm

Kbs468:
You see, please we are a very organized individuals here Who would in no way ever misinform the teeming Nigerian youths seeking direction about NYSC challenges, so we discourage absolute falsehood that will lead to confusion and chaos in the mind of individuals OK.

IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, WE GOT THE UNOFFICIAL TT FIRST HERE BEFORE IT GOT TO VARIOUS SCHOOLS AND THEN LATER WENT VIRAL OK COURTESY Kennybello. see the below
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Captainkool15, may be this should give you another reason to keep faith in us here

Modified:CandiceJay, pls this was never meant to attack your personality OK. it's just a matter of making a statement of fact only and nothing more. I believe you too could see from my Post and comments that I am one of the most friendly to the female folks, so don't be discouraged or embarrassed ok.
Maintain your Beauty as beautiful as your heart is ok.

I do understand you, Kbs nd just so you know, you could never attack my personality or embarrass me. You only stated wats factual nd i agree with you. So to everyone, i didnt mean to mislead you guys. So sorry about that

Kbs468:
Do you mean the recapturing in various schools? or on NYSC site? Because that can only be possible from the 25th January when the site would have become functional 1 week before the general Fresh registration commences since you are not much

I MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT REMOBILIZATION AND REVALIDATION SHOULD BE WATCHED OUT FOR BEGINNING FROM 25TH OF THIS MONTH

Note that the above picture is based upon the February 1st online registration commencement timing on the unofficial TT in circulation

I only copied nd pasted wat i saw on a site, jusr like ure following some unofficial timetable u saw on a site. Thank you.

NYSC 2016- 2015 Batch A and B Registration for Remobilization is ongoing and prospective corps members who were/have been mobilized in the past but due to one problem or the other were not able to report to camp can now do so. This is to give them equal opportunity with their colleagues who is presently serving or might have passed out.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. with me as an agent. or Geordie Shore. lol

Afrok:
I love this... while typing, do u hit the buttons or u click on them? What if I'm using a computer with or without mouse?

I just love your responses... happy weekend ma'am

Like u sed "if ure using a computer", u can click on d buttons on d keyboard to select cus they are actually live keyboards, but for sumone like me using a phone wer its just a screen nd not a direct keyboard, i dont click, i actually hit my screen.

I just love your responses.... happy weekend sire

Afrok:
CLICK:
The act of operating a switch, etc., so that it clicks.
The act of pressing a button on a computer mouse.
(slang) A kilometre.
The term used to show approval, acceptance, or general agreement.

Please check for the meaning of HIT and tell me....

The reason i didnt agree wit u is dat u cant click a phone. U hit or select rather.

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Asapcymg:
I once saw a beutiful lady living off campus,she is still studying Law 200L althought am graduate waiting to be mobilised A16, her charming smile made me to fall in love with her, I met her on her way from school so I drove her home by the way am able to got her contact and she showed me her place, she happy felt when ever she saw me we gist a lot, but as soon as I left when I call on phone she will not pick untill I went back to her room to remained her she will keep on saying her phone is charging. I'm the shy type I cant tell that I love her directly also time is not by my side, she is perfect curve,moderately tall,white. Please help me because I want to marry her very soon.

Gboon

The older son looks like young Will Smith

So i had to come back and set sumthings straight. To all dose that think we re attacking d OP wrongfully, let it be known that there are certain ways you portray ur problems to people nd they will want to encourage or help u with kind words, nd der re oda ways u portray ur problems nd people juat want to hit u on d head. The OP started very wrong, his entrance was dat of a very proud nd boastful young man. Topic- My BIL is becoming too rude for MY LIKING (seriously?? Sorry bt to me, dats pride) den he went ahead nd stated his BIL's joblessness, how his sister provides for d house nd blah blah (dats uncalled for cus dats between husband n wife). If he simply came on here to explain his personal hardship nd solicit for assistance (not monetary) i know a number of NLanders will gladly help him. His approach is wat got him d bashing.

And to the OP: may God help you secure a good job so u can leave ur sister's house bt till den, be humble nd work in d house. Wen ur BIL sees that, he might just be d one to help u put ur case b4 ur sister so she can help u secure a room of ur own. Goodluck

4C2215131:
Whatever. Each to his own.

Exactly

4C2215131:
What you should have said in your post earlier.

Its not my fault u decided to give my comment ur own meaning

4C2215131:
You're sounding like being 30 is the end of the world!

It's not d end of d world neither is it d beginning of d world. The point there is you shouldnt be in your married sister's house at 30(and be complaining of her husband's attitude).

Mr Op, you re so very funny "Your Brother in law is too rude for your liking"... So u have a 'liking' in anoda man's house. Dats pride nd its irritating. If you can't find ur dream job, y dnt u start sumwer, teach. Even if its a primary schl wer u get paid 8k, start there nd get a room for urself instead of being a burden to ur sister. Or beta still plead wit her to help u wit a little money to get a room. You are 30 for crying out loud. I understand d economy is not stable but dats no excuse. Pls NLanders re begging u, try nd be responsible. Thank you. (No offense intended)

Jamean:
the babe don vex. e be like say she be exco member for TLT

E be like [quote author=Jamean post=41829229]

E383:
No fighting!

Ok sir

oleeee:
wit juju dis dude will not grad wit 2nd klas at unibuja,,,17 wat!!!!!!

Dats y he decided not to use juju. Dats y he started AFRESH in a DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT nd got a 1ST CLASS. Read d story na

Tobium1:
Bloody liar!!!! De same BSU dat my siblings graduate from Ah!! Well, fellow nairalanders, dat useless bsu allows student to go ahead witout repeating dia failed courses., Infact dey don't know how it feels to repeat a course. I am very very very sure dat niqqa never repeated dat 17 failed courses, cos if he did, dere's no way he wuld have graduated from first class
Btw if u know how to calculate CGPA, you wi know dat firstclass tin na scam

Seriously?? They've been bashing a particular guy for not reading d post b4 commenting nd here u are doing d exact same thing. Pls dnt get confused, d 17 COs were frm a different dept b4 he gained admission to a new dept. Dat is, he switched frm Physics to Psychology nd started afresh, he got a 1st class frm d new dept. Thank you for understanding

davide470:
Only in Uniben where every Hall4 Student is a confirmed Electrician #LifeinUniben


Where TLT girls would pursue you like their lives depends on it, for Wednesday prayer meetings #LifeinUniben

#LifeinUniben: If you did not "toast" any female law student, abeg what were you doing in school?


Lalasticlala, did you attend Uniben?

Did u have to bring TLT into it? RDDUites

bossy101:
Yeah Uniben.. 08054227548... Add me up on whatsapp.. Help me with any info u have .. And no I have not collected my SOR

Okay

Truth is, every student will want to justify how difficult his/her department is, ESPECIALLY wen dey are failing. You hear things like "Ah Engineering is so difficult, if i was in philosophy, my 2:2 will be a 1st class" (Stories). But let it be known dat you cant perform well in a department you av no pre-training for. As an Engineering student, u can neva do better in political science nd vice-versa cus u av no pre-knowledge of d course nd ur interest in it also greatly matters. So to all d physics students, yes ur course is difficult and only you guys can excel in it bt dnt be so silly as to compare it with oda courses. YOU WILL FAIL WOEFULLY!!!

luvtoyota:
What is the rating of this university? Is he the first to bag first class in Nigeria? Is that a Herculean task? Will that make him wealthy in life ? Will he perform better than okonjo iweala that went to havard and mismanaged Nigerian economy? Bullshit.

U sound pained, just be happy for him. Its not easy

xxgig:
Please any idea if they've started issuing startment of result?

I've not seen anyone dat has collected. When i hear from anyone, dats wen il go for mine.