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Techmac00:
Hi,

I'm looking for a lady interested in a serious relationship with a view to getting married.

I'm based in Lagos, 30 years old, and from the Eastern part of Nigeria. I work, a Catholic by faith.

What do I seek?

A very sincere and simple lady. Preferably Igbo. Age 20-26 (student or otherwise). Preferably based in Lagos.

Shoot me a message on: 07056802001

Thanks.

Tokskob2008:
God forbid... I'm ok being a man.

Qatar2022:
Mugu who told they walk around naked?

Rexxie234:
Why you love insulting wemen

CallmeTrinity:
Evening newspaper. I am not responsible for the hundreds of vagrants that ran through you and left your womb and emotions in tatters to the extent you have become bitter depressed and emotionally dependent on this low budget forum...

Now be gone and stop stalking me with those knob fingers that have fingered numerous Okada rider anuses

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CallmeTrinity:
I wasn't going to mention you evening newspaper until you had to classify this degenate as a man.

Dummy 🧐

CallmeTrinity:
Listen you evening newspaper. Stop calling every idiot you see here a man. How is this idiot a man?

This idiot is a low self-esteem suffering worthless useless fūck boy with no value in himself.

He is just male.due to having the biological requirements that classified him as male but that doesn't make this idiot a man .

No wonder you are single because you are too dumb to know the difference

wiseone28:
Every tribe got handsome and beautiful people

ButterBerry:
Cheap Pity Format.

Abba114:
qarya kike ke ba hausa ba ce

siofra:
I thought he was at the top of his game 😭 not knowing the only place he can be top is on me

superintendents:
why you come vex like this,which state are you then?

superintendents:
dont tell me say you be hausa oo.

wiseone28:
Comot this picture make candidlady no leave me..


See fyn bobo

Rhapsody97:
I have been trying to get come online for the past two days but I can't not until this morning

Jakumo:
Na so. Hunter dog sabi shoot gun no be small ting.

Make I nak una one 'tory how de ting happen for Obodo Nigeria. One hunter dog when dem dey call am Bingo, been follow him Oga go for bush one day to find meat.

Now, as Bingo been dey wakka for inside bush, na so him come take leg mash one iron trap when dem bury for inside ground, take san-sand cover am to take am cash rat or grasscutter.

As Bingo putu leg for dat trap, na so the ting hold am for leg KPAMM ! No only to begin dey shout na him remain for Bingo as de trap hold am for leg like for where ashawo toto been dey hold blokkos of customer when no gree pay.

Bingo him Oga dey front, before he come begin dey hear how as Bingo begin dey shout "awoooo!, awooooooo!" say make him oga take know say water don pass garri for inside bush today o.

Na so Bingo him oga come begin dey trace Bingo for where him dey halla "awoooooo!, awooooo!", until the time when he come take korro-korro eye for where see him dog dey fight for inside trap gbudu-gbudu-gbudu, and still yet no fiti commot because dat trap hol am well-well for leg, no be small ting my broda.

The hunter see say as Bingo dey fight so, if him mistake go take hand near am, Bingo for bite am because of how suffferment don make Bingo run mad.

Na from there the hunter come get one idea say make him kukuma take the yansh of him shakabgula cap gun, take am press the trap when e be say Bingo go come fiti see chance commot for the trap sharp teeth when hold am for leg.

Na for where the hunter dey take him gun yansh press dat trap, na him Bingo sef dey take him hand dey fight gbidi-gbidi-gbidi to commot for the trap by force. As the hunter mumu reach, he forget hinsef come let the MOUTH of his gun face him own belle, for where him dey take the gun yansh press dat trap make Bingo see chance commot.

Anyway, make dis tory no too long, as Bingo dey take hand fight near that gun yansh when hunter take am press dat trap, na so Bingo hand come go mistake press dat gun blokkos, when e be say the gun just answer one-time GBOSAAAAAAAA! come throway plenty smoke go for up Wuuuuuuuyakataaaa. As the gun answer, na so all the bullet when dey inside come shoot dat hunter for belle, kill am one time.

So, my fellow kwantirimans, na so de ting happen dat day when Bingo take gun go kill hin oga for inside bush. Na run Bingo run go dat day. Till tomorrow dem never see him leg for dat town again.

God breast Nigeria. Make una fear dog o. Because dem sabi shoot gun no be small ting.

Cutehector:
I don't like to buy yam from women.. They never ever agree for a fair price. Instead i'd go to the mallams and gist with them in local dialect and tell them a story of how i used to farm yam and how i can link them up with a local supplier that can give them cheaper yam.

This enables them to develop a "because of say na you" thought process and then they agree to give me at the price i want them to give me.


Bye.

This one sold for 1,000.

Banilla:
That's not the worse part. Men are so naive. They think the hymen seals the vagina. His future wife would have been fingered so many times and he would be satitisfied as long as she bleeds. Lol!

Let's forget oral and anal sex

It would be so easy to decieve men such as the op. But who would want to? He's not a catch .

jeromestarks:
Before you go to pay bride y, put you stupid peniis inside her vag. If the hymen is not there, don't marry her. Just keep fvcking her until you find a virgin woman.

faceland:
God and she is so beautiful. That double ear-ring showed that she is exposed.

Earthstorms:
Dear evening newspaper. I am a man and I am passing through a lot. Can you help me?

I need help to convince Yoruba Muslims not to vote a drug lord, I also need help to convince northerners not to vote a looter. I am having sleepless nights over these.

kokoA:
Nothing new said.. we all know they are all ashawo in disguise.