₦airaland Forum

gracias124:
Good luck follows men of action and that habit will not let you act towards changing your life

You have a point there thinking about it

It doesn’t you ignorant person. It doesn’t do that! Could make you loose strength and focus for a while but not a bad luck bringer

MONEY247:
You don't know what you are saying.... You think it's all fun and jokes...

Hell is real
Heaven is real...

I know this world looks real too... but I have touched a bit of heaven... You are not going to feel human... I remember the day it happened.... even if you slap me I nor go vex... I was just happy like so happy...

Well you if you want to go to hell.... Ire ooo nobody gonna stop you

Na to call firefighters install industrialAC

You dey ask jobless NL single boys for advice? E be like you never ready for solution. All those boys wey love to bash women for fun?

But I guess you already have your best option in your mind even before posting this. As for me, she will secure a Foriegn hospital job here first then japa before I join her. because why waste money on school when she can work and bring you offer?

Thieves. The lot of them in the public office

This country never serious. And that’s how BAT wins the his reelection in a landslide victory

SpaceX:
No one wakes up at 3am with konji, that is demons playing with your soul, what you do is pray, prayer solves all things.... Konji is a demonic manipulation from the pit of hell. I have never experienced konji in my life because I pray and keep the word of God in my heart day and night(24/7)

You sound like you lack basic primary education

kiddaz:
Very nice idea but this setting isn't for your regular Nigerian. How many people even appreciate jazz or classical music to begin with. A lot don't even know what it is nor can even mention 3 to 4 artists in those categories.

Flowers? Lol if it's not a bouquet of dollar bills or 1k naira denomination they're hardly moved

A 3 course meal for the regular naija banny
Guy you just dey try yourself sha 😁

So you think dem go off phone? They rather switch off the brains.

On paper or for a very select few it's a very super setting. But for the average Nigerian couple, dem done lost from the beginning of the post

Trust me bro, you’ll love that choice of music genre for a romantic setting

Citroen19digit:
You know, men always feel that they have a situation where cheating is justified and looking at all the scenarios of a woman's own it appears she had none.

But I always had a feeling that she too has one and i think i once saw a woman get it, (i saw one case here years ago were one or two guys were arguing that she was justified but i was still thinking on it)

So, now it is a new area for me and do I do not have any plan on it

And you know, as men too have confessed that they are tired of eating only egusi, clearly, i am seeing that she too is tired of me. And one of my pains is that i have been suspecting this since i read about women cheating. I kept saying in my mind that they do this because they too are tired of their men. But the stories always point it to the other areas.

And not even one wife has said it.

So, there is no move i can make to spark her plugs again. I am dead and expired.

Now every other man is better than me. If any guy goes near her, sparks start flying, and you we all have experienced it too, but I have always wondered what caused it. Now i know that it is the same i don't want to eat only egusi

Too much familiarity. Your job no dey gree you travel? Most marriages that work well are those where the man usually leaves the house for a couple of weeks and is back

And I think you should spice up your bedroom activities also. Not always sex in the same place. Try a hotel. Try new things. When was the last time you guys went on a solo date without the kids?

2cribz:
Dey fool yourself. U go still smoke am.
Once u don't see money
Ud start selling things to smoke it
From thru start stealing

U cant leave colos
U mite pause for a while
But ud resume back

Dumb student wey dey live for trenches

Wise rich kolos man. Na by force?

homosapien:
Well some of us had to start small because we have no big uncle or aunty to rely on. Nobody is going to fix poverty for you. It your decision to either become poor or rich. No government in the world will do that for you.

A Thief is a Thief no matter how much you want to sugar coated in the amber if poverty. By the way you think those boys are ready to do any real work? Why not try meet some of them , give them a real job and observe them for months I:e if they can survive working the job for month. Then come here with that moral compass to say I told you so

I understand what you’re saying she’s it’s right. I just think there is a direct connection between poverty and crime in any community

It’s been 3 days since my episode resurfaced. I feel a lot better now. The buzzing in my fingertips has drastically reduced. I now can get a huge 10 - 20 mins break in between episodes.

Just reminiscing and asking myself one question, “wetin carry me go smoke Colo?” because now I can’t even indulge in normal smoke no more.

My next break would be for a full year.
From now Jan 2025 - February 2026.
I won’t die.

Na gym and soccer get me. Some martial arts too
Goodbye to bad life 🥹
I won’t miss you (or would) my mental is vital abeg

Cum4me:
Honestly I don't see any reason to quit weed. Every man on his own. Weed has caused me so much good and I can't denied it. I can only reduce the intake but never to stop it. I was derepressed for complete 4 years nobody to run to but only myself believe me weed was the only friend who has never disappoint me from rational and impressive ideas. I became strong in mind because of weed it's a spiritual grass just don't take advantage of it. Believe me it will guide you perfectly. if it wasn't good to you it has been a god to me when nobody was there for me.

Not gon lie, weed also helped me during my depression phase in my late twenties. I almost took the easy way out.

But now Colo done fry my nerves and I don’t think I can go back to normal weed even if I want to because I currently can’t handle the high no more.

My hands get jittery when I get as high as a kite.

For days now my hands tremble from side effects of Colo. so for me it’s a red zone now.

I done hang boot. Make Una continue

homosapien:
This line of thought is very troubling, for how long do we continue to blame others for the in-responsible behaviour of lazy youth. I drove maruwa as a young graduate when no job was forthcoming.

According to your logic I should i have been stealing because government didn't provide structure abi. People that are not ready to work but want to live like king's.

How much is keke then vs now. Fix poverty and watch crime rate go down. Why you go graduate school to drive keke? You sef reason am. You for use tha money u wasted on school fees and feeding and accommodation and handouts to buy keke and be driving from day 1

Starboytwo:
Black Mamba is a very strong strain of Colos, stay far away from that mad drug...

They call it "Baba" for a reason. Nor be your mate at all...

You literally run mad for about 5-10 minutes..

In my case, I legit knelt down in my room and started Praise and worship to the lord for bringing me back... I was gone... Shiii took me away where ah nor know...

Lol. E get how long you go smoke am reach you go begin hear voices

One guy come fix phone begin cap about hearing voices at home and how his enemies were after him and not knowing what to do. Nobody ask am o.

I just know say this one na junkie low key cos na colos long term effect be that
😂😂😂

KingDashx:
I can never in this life smoke any nonsense.
See wetin smoker dey pass thru.


If no be alcohol nothing else.
That highness na once I'm a while and you no dey eff up like the rest of those nonsense.

Well normal smoke no get issue o. It’s just that it’s a gateway drug. Normally if I were to choose btw them both I’d go with my smoke. But now I done hands off both of them.

It’s sparkling water or plain old water my gee

Zonefree:
Relax..it's just 4 months.

Baba.. I done leave bad life for who get am. That shii is not for me braa. As I dey type this thing my hands still dey vibrate low key and you say make I relax say na 4 months lol. This guy sef

QuinQ:
Wow, you described the sensation very well. You're a good writer. Still on it?

I dey craze?? Been off it for 4 months

Normally I started using weed roughly about 10 years ago. As usual i was introduced to it by a friend. I should have said no but here we are.

So as we all know, weed is a gateway drug for a reason — it makes it okay for you to try out other highness which exposes you to more danger

Na so one day I enter my coz house and offered me the synthetic version of weed also known as Colos. a.k.a Demon a.k.a Colo. short for kolomental. More street names include: K2, Scooby Snax, Spice, Black Mamba, AK47, No More Mr Nice Guy (all depending on location)

Of course I had to try it out… you know that little tiny voice in your head that says “if his head can take it mine can”

Yup!
That voice… so he stressed that I should take one drag alone. But I was stressed out from the days work and needed the THC to hit me hard so I went 1.. 2… and another 3.

Inhaled and held it deeply before exhaling.

My brother… no be small thing my eyes see that day. I say na that day I understand why dem dey call am Colo.

Bruuh!

I instantly lost control of my motor neurons. That’s a fancy medical way of saying I was bleeped up real good

I couldn’t seem to move my feet.
It took eternity for me to get my foot into my slippers. And the Deadpool vs Wolverine movie that was playing felt like torture to my eyes.

I couldn’t even swallow water properly and I felt plan out of body experience… as in.. the Colo comot me from my body; sit me down come dey advice me say “see as I done spoil my life”

I began to see myself in a 3rd person POV.
The trips no funny at all. I hold me brand new iPhone 13 for hand and it literally dropped and the back screen got broken.

The worst of them all is tingling/shocking sensation that overwhelmed my body. My fingertips and feet keep getting shocks of waves of vibration like a buzzing vibration feel.

Your grip is effed up!
Your motor controls are effed
Your autonomous nervous system is fried and everything is over-sensitized.


The trip lasts for a short 15 to 20 mins but my guy… that 15 mins go be like 1 hour for you body.

Now after that episode passed, guess what happened afterwards?

Did I abstain from it forever?
Of course not.. I stupidly went back to the Demon.
To the extent of going out to buy it myself and it’s so cheap. 500 naira for one sachet or 1k

I remember throwing it away mid way smoking on two occasions only to be back searching for it at the same spot the next day.

Funny thing is the total number of days I was on that demonic substance wasn’t up to a month in total. But the effect lasted for months afterwards.


I knew water has passed garri the moment I just dey class begin get the same trips wey Colo dey give when you take am and I no even dey on the colos that day.


That one na him off me!
As in, my hands go begin tremble. Not physically (you won’t notice it if you look at me) but internally.

I go immediately drop my phone or anything wey I hold on top desk so I no go drop am.


Lol. I dey high when I never smoke wahala.
That happens whenever I’m stressed out, dizzy but not ready to hit the sacks yet.

I noticed it happens more whenever I have a sleep jerk. I chatted with AI and it suggested my nerves are fried and it’s getting mixed signals when I want to transition from wakefulness to sleep mode.

So the signals misfire and it misinterprets it.
Mad.
It’s like your Peugeot car when it’s having electrical issues.


So I decide to take break. No smoke.
I did that for exactly 4 months.
No THC, no Backwoods cigars. Nothing just pure fresh natural air filling my lungs daily.

I felt rejuvenated and like I’m immortal so did I stay away from weed? Of course not!

Mumu me went ahead to take a blunt that was passed to me in that same cousins house.

If felt good not gin’ lie but it felt the same.
A flood of dopamine to your brain and a wave of energy flooding your bloodstream

But it wasn’t all sweet n vanilla.
It came with a little of the shakes and skin buzzing that was synonymous with colos. Hmmm

I say no wham since it wasn’t as severe I could handle it and I did. But then I traveled to Villa for Detty December and we had this event where some big shots attended. Even Cubana ChiefPriest was there.

I drink red wine wetin no nice for that event and I had smoke some Scottish loud weed the day before.

After the event, I strolled down my house (it was a walking distance) on getting home I found out the gate was locked already and my phone was dead.

I tried to pee and noticed I couldn’t pull out my D
I felt that familiar vibrations buzz through my entire fingertips.

When I touched my D it felt like stings of little pins all over my groin. I immediately thought about the weed I took and how it might have triggered my symptoms all over.

Damn!
I almost peed on myself.
I felt the warmth of a little drops already leaking in my pants. I had to totally ignore the urge to let it go. Hold it back and stopped trying to whip it out.

I went back to the gate and pushed but it didn’t give way. I didn’t want to knock so Mumsy won’t see me in that high condition. So I decided to rest on the bonnet of my car parked outside in front of our gate. With the intention that if my Coz comes out to call his CL by midnight (due to poor reception) he’ll open the gate for me.

My guy… you won’t believe that I opened my eyes to the bright full moon shining down through the night sky right on me.

For a split second i tried to figure out where the heck I was! Like imagine say you wake up for middle of night dey see moonlight 😂😂

Guy alcohol na bastard! Wallahi!!

I recollected my memory and I was like “damn! You sleep outside!”

My instincts told me the time was 3am and since my phone was dead i couldn’t confirm that. But one thing was sure. I was determined to enter the house.

I peed.
Thankfully the sensation has died down a bit and I had regained some control of my hands.

I whipped it out and eased myself and whipped it back in. Walked/Staggered towards the gated fence. Put both hands on the lower part of and pulled my weight up and on top of the fence.

Sat on it with my both my lega hanging over the other side. I let myself down slowly then let go and landed softly inside.

Thankfully our Brazilian Mastiff guard dog didn’t notice me when I landed so I walked in checked the time and it was few mins past 3am.


I went to bed with hands still buzzing
It’s been 2 days since then and the symptoms have eased up a bit (say less by 5%)


According to AI it’s not a sign of damage or anything permanent but a clear sign weed is no more for me. Like I give a flying Bleep about weed.

It (AI) says I should not tough it out but visit a clinic. It also says it will take like 7 days fr my nervous system to get back to base level. It suggest I eat, stay hydraTed and avoid all stimulants.

Am I gonna do that ?
Of course not! Lol
I’m gonna quit obviously but I’m not visiting any hospital.


So this is my farewell to anything intoxicants and stimulants. You son of a bitch almost got me! It was a helluva ride but I’m sorry, “my time has come, it must continue its journey without me” (in the voice of Master Shivu. From the Kung Fu Panda)


Say no to drugs, kids
Even one puff can send you down a spiral 🌀 you don’t wanna go in. A.k.a e go Bleep up your life

Well I’d say to always have a max budget in mind you’re willing to spend on any girl till the moment you nack. Esp if she’s giving you the green light.

If no green light no spend

Abbeytoy:
Wickedness

Hopefully he comes around to supporting his child. But that’s the sad reality. Sometimes you have to leave what’s good for what’s better. He was a victim of circumstance