₦airaland Forum

Oh dear… that’s a rare species of bird from the depths of the Amazon rainforest. It's known for its ability to turn invisible when threatened and can only be seen by people who are color blind. Handle it carefully, as it's usually considered a bad omen when close encounters with humans such as this happens. And if you read this up till this point I want you to know that I have no freaking idea WTH I’m talking about

Mariangeles:
Mine did not appear on the list, which is 0-1-1.
Breakfast is for children.

My own also didn’t appear here
.. now na chop today fast tomorrow I dey do now. So na 000, 101, 000

Rich man pikin go think say na binary codes we dey discuss here 😢 lol

Nigerians love celebrating mediocrity. Ask your commandants to teach you real life combat skills like how to handle a riffle. Basic attack-defence tactics. Do you know that in an event of war that you could be deployed as a corp member?

So why can’t one handle an ordinary shiny or Chaka-bula? Why can’t you handle conflict resolution? Why aren’t you taught basic surveillance skills and survival techniques training?!

Tbh, I believe they don’t teach that because they wouldn’t want you to know how to defend yourself against their nationwide assaults using mercenaries and herdsmen.

After one full year of paramilitary service one can not possess ordinary combat skills na to dey climb pole like monkey dey do frog jump

Just call his name- Don Baba J
When una ask why him never marry and without a babe what else did you think was the reason? Baba fit be gaybriel

ADC na just vote-splitting party. Imagine even Amaechi dey criticize APC because him join ADC. Even Buharis ex-aide lol

Just watch how they’ll eff up the party from within then dump them back for APC later. Just the same way you hear of politicians dumping their parties for APC… those were originally APC who left the party years ago to spy and cause damage to opps now returning after a job-well done

Cleanthes:
if you apply redpill principles, please buy enough of data and subscribe to pornhub premium because you real pucci will parted ways.

Yes but only puccies that weren’t interested in you in the first place

Dopeboy8701:
Everybody in Hollywood does what Diddy did, but why him? That video of him beating Cassie was hidden for 10 years, why was it released now? He was punished by the illuminati

Do you have proof? 🤔 or is this on some “trust me, bro” shii

Thank God na only Ghana/Cana I dey do

The next one I wan try na coca leaf. Just chew on one. Heard it has huge pain numbing effect. You fit work like jackie all day long. I fit also try some shrooms 🍄

On how e pass like that my hand no dey. Even ordinary Molly my hand no dey

Nigeria Nursing & Midwifery Council is really not organized. How come same ESUT paid close to 10k for indexing of first year nursing students while those of National Orthopedic Hospital Enugu college of nursing are paying 90k?

Meanwhile the websites says official price is #8k 🤔

Are schools allowed to add any amount money for the same fee that already has a static price??

I mean that’s almost 10x the original price or is Nigeria just plain lawless?

Tinubu’s owo mi da boys waiting for you to ignore pedestrian bridge and use leg cross that Ikeja Along Exp Road.

For the same reasons we don’t believe or do not care about the supernatural

motionarena:
U whiteass licker
If u like worship dem all u what they will never accept u.

Discard ur inferiority complex and return to your black heritage

I thought I was the only one who noticed. I guess the dude gets a huge erection whenever he’s typing a new thread to bash blacks. lol

Like the D stays up till he hits submit lol

SmartPolician:
I don't know why Nairalanders are giving this war more attention than the war happening in our backyard - Benue State.

No mind them. The killings in Benue since this year is more than what happened in Oct 7 in Israel yet no likely response. Na to dey shout “free Palestine” & “no mercy for terrorists” we sabi while our own dey spoil daily

I wonder why we all acting surprised?
Ask Rotimi Amechi how much he used to construct the railway from Kano to Lagos
Guess what? it cost the Federal Government approximately $6.91 million (or N2.6 billion) per km of that railway when it could have way less than half the cost.

Take a read here below:
https://www.nairaland.com/6370955/nigerias-rail-costs-exceed-aus

So why don't we all just STFU and enjoy the ride to doomsday? huh? how about that?! instead of crying like a lil bitch. I suggest we all lay then and take it nice and gently. Like TF is wrong with us? all our focus is on hating on the igbos while our eyes are shut to the real culprits -- your leaders and their masters overseas.

You know wetin dey vex me this country is NOT meant for your growth. You just got to find a way to join them cos the money to be looted out of Africa is too much. it has no end because it's printed from the thin air by the banks. So one Nigeria here we go

OR.. you find a way to unite and fight them all

Adirom scared of dying young
Adim scared of dying broke

When was the last time you ever tried something for the first time?
The thrill of the first time is exciting and the way it peaks your dopamine reward center of your brain is insane!

So for me it was outdoor sex!
I mean, i 've had outdoor sex like 2x, once on my balcony and the 2nd time at the back seat of my car in front of one of my Ex's house.

but This time i'm not just talking outdoor nacks but in an uncompleted building or what we call "Uncompii" here in the East
It's short for uncompleted building.. pronounced 'un-cum-pe'

E dey sweet sha..
You dey fear make person no catch una
The adrenalin makes your heart beat faster and adds to the fun

The first time it was around, 3am when everyone was asleep.
We snuck out and i came with a blanket which i spread out on the floor as we hurriedly did it.
It was tiring but sensual.

Your mind go dey tell you say person fit catch una and at the same time you r trying to focus on banging her brains out!
It was tiring because the floor was rough and she was tight asf making penetration hard!

We sha managed to do it, we sat facing each other with her legs wrapped around my waist.
She supported her weight with her hands behind her as she leaned backwards throwing her head backwards.


The second time, we snuck out earlier, around 11pm
She's almost always Hot for me
She couldn't wait till late..

she once told me she thinks we have to stop seeing here and i told her it's good and we should stop seeing entirely because of Ramadan and Lent season.

She said she rather we meet at the uncompee than not meet at all and she been no wan lodge for hotel

... this time I led her upstairs and we had a full moon that night!
The moonlight baring down it's slivery-glow down on us and the cool evening breeze caressing my brown naked bum bum.

It felt almost magical...
It felt like i connected to a primal animalistic part of me.
It felt like I was some type of werewolf or wolverine out in the wild letting my body connect to its' roots.

Sexual abuse dey well well for police and army barracks especially if the girl fine. No promotion without opueh

Sapeleboy911:
Bro, forget even if you Japa without having any dependable skills, there is still a high risk of not making it. They don't pick money on the streets in developed countries, cost of living is still high even though there is access to basic amenities. A Nigerian living in Nigeria and earning just $700 a month will live large than a Nigerian earning $2000 in California. A UK resident was surprised when I told him my electricity cost for a month was between $45 - $75, and I get at least 18 hours of electricity daily. The most important thing is to learn a viable skill instead of wasting precious years in so-called developed countries doing caregivers' jobs and feeding from hand to mouth. There are still potentials here, our major issue is get rich quick syndrome.

Smh... guy. if u dey earn in dollapo. better save up japa.
You can lie to yourself all you want but the truth remains that Nigeria is a hell-hole.
If you are paid in dollars and enjoy it here in Naija that's your business.

You are 1 in a thousand and so cannot be used as a standard to what most nigerians can relate to.
Lol my bro na Engineer civil.
Na me teach am e-commerce and web designing here in Naija 7 years ago.

He never practiced civil engine cos business and importation paid like mad.
He saved up, left the country while i was here spewing the same BS you are saying now.
Now, him done start to build house for town n villa... and guess what he does abroad-- the same care-giving job u dey demonize here.

Me, after making up to 2 mill monthly from business, i have to enroll back to nurisng school because economy crashed and i saw clearly that buisness in Nigeria is a big mirage. If things go well, i go finish school in 2 years time. Get work visa go begin life afresh at 40 abroad.

If Tinubu like make him hand over to Yahaya Bello after 2nd tenure na una know.
at least, i won't be here to expereince it.
I remember Buhari tenure.

We all said, "no be 2 tenures him go dey? then he will leave with his bad govt."

That two tenure na almost 1 decade of unproductivity o.
Person life go dey waste.
At least u dey earn in dollars na him make u get mind dey counter OP

Well,,, na you get your mouth

Single life is truly under rated especially when you had been in a lot of previous relationships b4.
Like, you talk to any babe u want without feeling you slighted some other babe's feeling.
You hang out with whoever u want to.
You flirt with who u want to and have your life to live. The game changes when one is ready to get married apart from that single life sweet especially when u be sociable person normally

Obaaderemi2:
At least your ex didn't kill you. She left jejely

Her reaction b4 leaving was like she went crazy. I was scared to the point I hid all the knives, sharp objects and turned off the gas cooker from the cylinder b4 going to bed. People react crazily during breakups

Why I tell ladies to be careful of whom they date and how they do it.

Be forward. Tell the man when you have chykers you're talking with especially while dating him and enjoying his money.

Some men aren't as cool headed as you think especially when 'cheating' is involved. Most of these nighas are pyschos. Same goes for men.

My ex then broke up with me cos she noticed another girl was always calling my phone. I was shocked she took it to that extreme

Mariangeles:
And I dey sure say op no let the soup boil last, before im bring am down from fire.

Una wey be men can sabi turn food 💯 times for fire ehn.

Guilty as charged on the turning part

Blakjewelry:
You should have serve the foamy top off immediately before warming it. That is the trick I discovered long time ago.

Yeah I did tnx

This is how it looks after warmin

Yesterday I dey kitchen till almost 10.30pm
Cooked okro soup and Ofe Akwu for today's rice. With well seasoned beef

As I woke up happily to go an warm it and it was looking a bit swollen with tiny little bubbles popping up.

Hmmm maybe na prank
I turned around to check. But na my house so I no expect to see hidden camera.

Na so this banga take spoil.
The idea was to include some more veggies and stock fish to the stew this morning b4 dishing it into the storage containers for freezing.

Hmmm! *sighs deeply*

At that moment i wished I was a babe so I would have no excuses than to start crying like a child.

I legit felt like crying at that instant because WTF?! And fridge dey o

I had to go borrow a bigger pistle & mortar from a neighbour to get this stew done faster that yesterday and now it's spoilt?

This can't be true.
I just bent over the pot to perceive the aroma but... Nothing. No odd smells. But it's def going bad

Madd! 😠

Its over 3 hours now since I warmed it up again. I want to know if there's any solution to make it taste any better as it kinda slaps a bit and not so fresh any more


. I feel like calling my babe to ask for a solution but remember say I no get babe .. now I'm double mad! 😡 💢

Called mumsy and she advised to add some balls of charcoal to it.

I think I understand how women feel when they have drastic mood swings and go from happy to erratic in seconds. That's me rn.

I went from having the mental composure of Master Shifu (see Kungfu Panda) to that of a 3yo baby.

So now... Sunday lunch will be replanned.
Any remedy to the soup? Any hope

I'm omw to the market to get some charred coal. I'll check suggestions so I'll buy anything I need at once