yomi007k:


Drowning(death) is sometimes the path to new life.

He'll definitely rise again from his burnt up remains like a Phoenix that is if he has any extra lives left.

Lol.. guys people are interested in weird stuffs you wouldn't even believe even if it was recorded on video.

This guy really dey high on some cheap shit. Ever heard of conspiracy theory though? lol.

Pedos don't have to be satanic to be pedos.

Lol human sacrifices are a thing with the occult. It's not news also that the illuminati has a hold of the music industry and Holywood.

I mean we all know artists are in their emotions always making them swing both ways some times. So homos, pedos, drug cocktails and loud music all in one venue and shit will always go down.

... So why make it seem like a 4th dimension thing.

Okay... Let's say 4th dimensional beings exists and can make you see things which aren't why would they even be interested in a 3D animal? Lol

This shit is funny asf. Lol 🤣
Saying 4D creatures exist because we are 3 dimensional is ludicrous. Like saying a 2D animal exist because we are 3D.

I'm still on the research though. Even the simplest forms of life an Atom or ameoba experiences life in 3d so what do you mean by 4D creatures.

I know there are known knowns and known unknowns. But also absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence'

.. just because an investigation does not yield evidence for a certain claim, it does not mean that the claim is actually false. This is because evidence may later be uncovered by another investigation that was missed by the first one.

So I cut you some slacks

dontrulee:
You try..
Nice, seamless and flawless write up.
Is it real or fiction?

Oh thanks for the review. Your kind words are appreciated 👍

"This is a real life story"

I'll have to include that at the start of my writings. And where's your signature quote from? It's a nice one

Sunday, 22nd September 2024...

CandyOps woke up as early as 6.15am. it was a cool windy morning and the birds can be heard chirping away from a distance.

The sky was clear and buckets of dull clouds floated lazily with a purple hue racing across the early morning skies.

CandyOps sat on his bed bare chested, mentally taking in the fresh morning breeze and lovely morning view from his bedside window as he made up his mind to attend church service that day.

Normally, people go to church with different prayer points in mind.

Some may go for God's blessings on their business, family or a particular favor. To others it's just a weekly routine.

Well... As for CandyOps, the only prayer point he had in mind as he sat on his bed staring into the empty morning skyline was to meet some new girls in church.

..and also to manifest 100 million naira before this time next year (story for another day)

CandyOps was tired of all his old female friends... and needed some new ones.

I dragged my lazy dreamy-ass out of bed and hit my in-house gym. Did some 10mins meditation & 10 mins stretching to warm up.

I loaded my barbells up with a total of 90kg weights on both ends and set my music player on my Spotify to 'workout' playlist.

I started off with a quick burst of 10 reps in 3 sets of bent over rows to max out my back muscles.

Then switched to 4 sets in 10 reps of standing military overhead barbell press. Before ending it with 10 reps of front squats and 10 of back squats 2 sets each.

Feeling so pumped and sweaty... I took a cold shower with Future's We Still Don't Trust You blazing on a low volume on the stereo.

Got prepped up and hit the roads to the church. It was a smooth 7 mins drive.

Normally, I dey always come late for Sunday service no matter how early I try to be. So I had to stay at the back as the pews were all filled up as it was the 8.30am service mass.

I had to target that specifically because its the most attended family mass service.

I was looking fly as usual. In my peach coloured free flowing 2-piece jumper. The trousers was free-flowing styled like a palazzo.

CandyOps wasn't just looking breathtaking but also smelt like I was dipped in whipped vanilla cream. Mmmm!

Normally, I had slapped on some Sugar Baby oil perf on and masked it with Blooming Florasion by Miniso.

Top notes are Mandarin, Elemi and Orange Blossom. Middle notes are Jasmine, Iris and Plum. Base notes are Patchouli, Vanilla, Praline and Musk. Plus a bit of olive and ginger top notes on the Blooming EDT... a.k.a the boy was fire and smelt edible!

I was also dorning a clear transparent eyeglasses with circular frames. That type Burna wears but not the dark shades.

... yada yada yada.

Back to church, before I got carried away by how hot I was in church (I couldn't help it)

So I was late and the 2nd reading was being read. I had to stand or sit on a makeshift chair all through the service. I wasn't all comfy so I left the building and strolled to the back of the church where there was a cool shade to stretch my legs and give my eyes the opportunity to wander at the beauties in the presence of God.

I was on my own jejely, maintaining steeze and keeping composure waiting for the mass to end to make my move on a pretty damsel standing behind me when I noticed a rather slender tall pretty fair chick casually walking towards me.

She looked 5' 10" but could easily pass as a 6 footer cos she had heels on 👠

She was dressed in all those Indian women 3 piece chiffon dresses with trousers and a matching long free-flowing boyfriend jacket. With a veil to partly cover her face.

Hmmm...
I observed her as she was approaching. She had a hand fan above her head to block out the sun rays from hitting her face.

She walked up to my direction and stood like 1 feet away from me. I just say be like God sabi my prayer point today 🙏

As she just dey walka come stop for my side, I no even waste 1 second...

"This one that Hajia came to church today. Hope all is why?" I said.

She turned towards my direction and I was wearing a sly smile on my face to let her know I was actually speaking to her. A.k.a my game face

She let out a hearty laugh blocking her dentition with the hand fan... and we started talking. And when she spoke... OMG!

Her accent was laced with the typical sing-song tone that comes with Hausa language being a mother tongue. And she spoke so gracefully I could have sworn it sounded like a siren calling to my soul from deep within.

I told her she looked amazingly cute in her choice of dressing and I teased her more about her cologne because I could catch I whimp of it.

As she engaged CandyOps in a convoy I kinda leaned back a little making her come closer in other to close in on the space (psychological move to make her come closer to me physically)

I repeated this at interval and she kept on closing in on the space between us. (Indications of high enough interest)


As we dey talk I noticed the other girl behind me that I was eyeing before was kinda disappointed lol.


Her face wasn't as animated as it was few minutes earlier when we kept on catching each others eyes.. but then what can Candy do?

Candy can't possibly spilt himself into two so he had no choice but to go with the option who make herself available.

I guess she has to learn to shoot her shot faster or try for better luck next time 🤞

I chatted with Haija who put me through hell guessing what state she is from. I later found out she's a practicing lawyer and from Anambra.

After like 10 minutes of talk. I was getting hot standing outside so I suggested we walk to my car and get some AC air since the church is almost over.

She said "oh okay" and followed my lead.

As we walked over to the car park I had a feeling it won't be the last time she'll walk with Candy side-by-side.

I literally imagined and mentally pictured her walking by my side days from now to my house, on a date and I felt instantly how it be like when she walks with me hand-in-hand into my bedroom.

I kinda visualised that shit and it kinda made all the blood in my veins to rush downwards towards my dick.

I kinda imagined for a split second how tight & deep she would be

You know what they say about tall women..


Men... Candy was lucky he was putting on a Senator styled cloth with the top falling as low as below his knees. Else, the stupid John Thomas would have disgraced itself


As we enter car, I on AC we chill for a short 5 mins before mass ended and I drove off after exchanging numbers.

One convo we had in the car really struck me.
She asked me the usual question I get most times, "hope you are not married?" She asked

"No. I'm single. But not for too long" I replied.

She laughed and said, "hmmm! Don't forget to invite me to your wedding"

And as a very sharp guy I responded by saying, "you wouldn't need an invite to your own wedding. Would you?"

It took her a second to get it then she let out another hearty laughter. I could see she turned red from smiling too much. Her grin was from ear to ear

Candy bad sha.
That reply was epic!
Sounded like a line from a romantic TV sitcom.

But na why.. Na why dem dey call am GOAT be this! 😆

I dropped her off in front of the church b4 leaving as she had CYON meeting to attend so that her fellow CYONers go see am as she drop from the car.


She was the highlight of my Sunday I must say and made me believe 'God' answers all prayers every time I sincerely ask it of him/her.

She's the 2nd babe in my radar and hopefully she makes her own money so I don't get to spend money on weekly allowances.


She no get nyash sha but she seems like an interesting babe and I'm willing to explore all of her to uncover what treasures or curses lies within.

Wish me luck.

Everything was fine and groovy until something heart breaking happened minutes before I dropped her off in front of the church entrance...

It was the moment she shook my hands.
Omo! Damn!
I was disappointed tbh...


The hands no really soft, ajeh!
I no go for lie you naa.
It felt like I was smooching a crocodile's back 😭

I like babes with soft palms like mine.
I love it when your palms feels like Mouka foam and makes me feel lightheaded and dizzy like I'm about to drift off in love...

...no be hand wey strong like solidified Dangote cement left out too long in the open

I'll post about the 100 million naira visualisation thing later on.

For now I wan chop this delicious cheat meal.
I no just get babes time as money dey my mind but this JT ain't gonna suck itself

See picture attached

MrBrownJay1:


bro, people like you are feeding NLers with yeye nonsense... and you need to be called for the garbage you write online. some unfortunate teenager may be reading your nonsense and actually believe it.

there are no culture nor religion on earth that break the hymen... stop lying to your own people!

... and I said i won't reply if you don't say the magic word

MrBrownJay1:


instead of focussing on the above yeye rubbish, why dont you answer the direct point i stated... aka muscle spams due to sexual abuse and/or sexual incompatibility due to culture/religion?

Where are your manners? I won't answer except you ask nicely

ItisWell22:
The one you stopped sending 30k monthly allowance?

30k on an average. Could be more. Money wey I for spend on 10 different girls. It's all good

MrBrownJay1:
what a PILE OF GIBBERISH NONSENSE!!!
- muscle spasm due to sexual abuse?!?!?
- sexual incompatibility because of culture/religion?!?!

BTW its only in Nigeria that so many women are allergic to latex, as if their life depended on it... the majority say this nonsense because they foolishly want to have sex with no condom with a stranger. i have had my fair share of coochie from all over the world and all walks of life, and i have never heard women say this nonsense (unless in Nigeria)

On the contrary. It's all facts. I was just too lazy to post my sources. and still too lazy to do so.

You just have to verify on your own. Tip: search on:

1. Vaginismus.
2. Latex allergy.
3. Breaking of hymen in Religious or traditional settings
4. Effects of sexual abuse on a woman's sex life.

That should do

Come let me show you why testing the goods is vital before final purchase is not such a bad idea.

If you're like me who is single and searching you must have come in contact with a lot of women. You may have to kiss a fair share of toads to find the charming princess.

I've come across girls with loads of past Trauma hanging around their sexual life and it has completely affected the way they perceive sexual activities.

Once you play reach the Kontus Arena her brains will automatically shut down her entire reproductive organs in response to past traumatic events.

She'll stay having uncontrollable muscle spasms. Especially if she experienced some sort of abuse or pain in her first sexual experience.

Another group of women who have this condition of sexual incompatibility are those whose first sexual experience was in within a cultural or religious setting.

Where they transition young girls into womanhood by manually piercing open the hymen of have a religious or family leader do so.

In some cases, the entire clit is snapped off.

In such settings they pay little attention to no attention to the females sexual pleasure when dis-virgining her.

Giving young girls the don't play with the clìt and don't even look at it rule.

This pain associated with sex can in some women today may be as a result of other things that are not an illness. Such as:

Maybe dryness.
Lack of sex, big sized dick or an underlying illness like an STD or pelvic wall issues. Or sometimes it's as simple as a yeast infection.

Where she feels the pains and how long she feels it is important in diagnosing the root cause as well as her sexual history or abuse..

Questions such as:

Is the pains on the vulva or entrance of her vagina or deep in her pelvic floor?

Do you experience pains and how long did it last? What positions did you notice it more?


If the pains continues after sex then it could be something more serious. or could be as a result of past abuse.

Most of cases of sexual abuse goes unreported in Nigeria because the victims don't really process the info and hence they don't how to handle it talk more of healing If left untreated...

...This will lead to cases like Vaginismus or Painful Sex a.k.a Dyspareunia in med terms. Or complete loss of interest in sex due to pains.

Is dyspareunia bad?
The medical term for painful intercourse. It is lasting or recurrent genital pain that occurs just before, during or after sex.[/i]

Talk with your healthcare professional if you're having painful intercourse. Treatments focus on the cause and can help stop or ease this common problem.


Vaginismus on the other hand is a condition in which involuntary muscle spasm interferes with vaginal intercourse or other penetration of the vagina.

You'll try to penetrate no way
You'll apply lubricant, coconut oil or Olive oil yet no way in. It'll almost seem like that Kontus entrance is blocked.

This often results in pain with attempts at sex.

Often it begins when vaginal intercourse is first attempted. Vaginismus may be considered an older term for pelvic floor dysfunction


For example, I have met 3 girls in my entire adult life who had a form of Vaginismus and it completely killed their sexual life and urges psychologically.

The only girl I dated who was able to grow past that did so because she wasn't abused on her first try at sex.

When you get taken advantage of sexually like Diddy and Kelz does ...

It's like when something shocking happens to you and you can't seem to snap out of it . Your brain didn't even have time to process it. ..

Girls who whose first sexual experience was unfortunately a rape usually have that issue.

Another likely cause of sexual incompatibility is allergy to latex.
You can be perfectly fine with latex condoms from the start but grow into the allergy.

Run check before final purchase because no be hand wey dem take the give monkey water dem take dey collect cup back.

Itohanmiwa:


as it is now, she get sense pass you. Flee fornication, take whatever is left of your damaged mind and turn to God. You too remain celibate till marriage. Ashawo oshi

We done run. I done leave all of them. It's just that conji na bastard if not

My sweet pretty 20y/o babe just told me she wanna become celibate... Out of the blues.

Like out of no where .. and she isn't religious.

I was confused at first... I asked her "babe, which one is celibate again? Shey she wan become Reverend Sister ni?"

"Abi is any other guy bleeping you?"

She said, "No. There's no one else. It's just that I want to be celibate"

I sighed . And replied her, "it's okay. That's great you can be celibate with everyone but me."

"As it should be"

She replied by saying, "no it's not that. I want to stop it. You're big. It hurts."
...

Babe wey I done dey plan say I go blow to the high heavens this break.

Mtchew... I sha gave her a pep talk about how she shouldn't let her first sexual experience which was a forced sex to influence her sexuality.

But then I think it's a clear sign of response to trauma. She dey usually tell me say she doesn't think about sex and doesn't like sex.

Na why women first sexual experience matters a lot because babes normally are naturally trained by the society, family and

Romance novels that sex (making love) should be with a man you love as it should be and that the first experience is always special and most likely your hubby on your wedding day

You know... the normal fantasy about man and woman and how love suppose be in her heart then one man go come forcefully use him big preeq take advantage of her and snatch her Virginity away forcibly.

Rape is awful and should never be condoned.
My babe was abused and she was double unfortunate this was her first sexual experience. Which makes her extra sensitive and on the edge during sex.

If the victim doesn't heal from that experience It'll most definitely shape her sexuality and she may turn gay or may lead to a slight variation of Vaginismus as an after-effect of the trauma.

Most babes that move in a clique of friends and don't keep much make friends usually share a mutual hurt or likeness as the case may be.


Apart from being physically sexually incompatible, the 2nd fastest way to lose your girl is to be in a long distance relationship with her and be all nice to her at the same time.


Another mistake i learnt from this which I already foresaw from the day she told me she got admission into Uni but I wanted to pass through it personally was not dumping her ass the moment I noticed the red flags.

So I done zero my mind say na just to dey enter as sub, play like 25mins instead of full match anytime she dey semester break or whenever I travel to her state of school.

Bitches will always come & go.

You just gotta learn how to be okay with letting women go. She was tight sha... I mean I'll miss her, god knows (which is why I'm awake by this time of the night making a post about her)

Shit was hurtful tbh

I invested a little above 400Gs in her.
She was my baby.
I feel the distance was a major precursor to the decision to stop having sex with me.

because if she dey close to me physically that presence and love making from time to time will keep her mind preoccupied with me.
.

We spoke everyday on phone consistently for like 6 months. Missing just few days in-between with her calling most times.

During her last visit she really complained of pains the first few times but began to adjust to me with time but her stay was short-lived as she had to travel back to school.

Like, maybe it's just her PMSing as her period is just a few days from today.

We had plans to see her people and all
Maybe she was in it for the things she got off me.

I'm surprised because all was rosy and smooth till she said she wanted to turn to celibacy. I mean, she had this at the back of your mind all these while letting me take care of her in school.

Just to think I broke my piggy to buy her foodstuff as they're currently writing exams and her family don't send her much money.


One thing I'm sure of is -- when your bitch tells you she doesn't want to bang you again then it's time for a new bitch to take her spot. ..

I mean, I love my babe as she loves me but I can't keep playing BF role when I'm getting nothing in return.

I told her that once that "I'm steady taking care of you and you aren't performing your GF duties you know?"

... her reply was, "don't worry, Daddy! I'm all yours when I'm done with my exams"

So I guess I have to use my coconut oil to release these swimmer cells I've been saving up for her. At least make dem no go turn to fully grown tadpoles lol

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.
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The end.


Na just to begin focus on my new chick.

This one fine too and Na she first kiss me.
Babe wey I been wan blow years ago come dey give me green light with LED bulbs.

Wetin I smooch am the other day for car ehnn. Bitches will always come and go. Be with the one that wants to be kept.

But this new babe dey stutter when she talks and her Momsy get mental health issues so it's likely pump & dump. I don't think I want her in my bloodline.


Now guess what, if my ex decides to come back in the nearest future, then she'll really have to make up for breaking off the cycle by sucking a whole lotta dick, balls and a.hole.

Cos I don't do negative reinforcement. My heart no be Nigeria wey anybody go just come from nowhere take over w/o showing workingz.

And even if she don't come back it's still a win for me as I get to save the weekly allowance..

She isn't ready for a relationship yet and act like a baby which she is . I sha told her to be strong else her wicked gay friends go use her emotional imbalance to sway her into growing to hate me and create a bad foundation for her love life in the future if she'll ever be able to love again

She needs to heal from her sexual traumas first else she'll be Bi forever.


See as babe matter make me dey type like Secretary since. Na me go for student sha

DeepRoyal:


Boss untop as we take beg you for that magic cream wey dey delay, you still no show us love.

We still dey your back though

I use to buy it from one guy on FB. His page isn't available now. But I have their WhatsApp number. It's affordable I think around 29k or 25k.

E sure you die say you go play full match time

BigYash:
So you been dey train her for school ? Anyways, even me don make such mistake in the past before. We learn by experience..

Mind you,she no go die.. Queue of men dey ,when go pay her bills,as you dey stop.. Na ladies this Tinubu government dey favor nau.. Free food,free money,free orgasm ..

comrade. Pls tell me more because the way it's doing me now. I no send the girl again. Money no dey lol

God is everywhere and in everything. Sometimes in church I assume mentally that all the praises and thanks sung to God is addressed to me because I'm God.

I also use such moments to appreciate the Gods (friends, family and events) in my life as God is the entirety of everything around you.

So it's safe to say her Unc was her God.

On the contrary when you train your babe in school finish she go break up with you then turn around to ask you if she begged you to help her. Funny shit.

At such moments we can assume the person done dey fight her chi. because she done grow pass her chi in that aspect. .. which is why we say chi oma and Ajo chi.

Following my buildup, it is easy to see the links on how modern Christianity copied the good God factor and the bad God factor a.k.a devil. Which is actually a distorted version of the original idea of African spiritualism.

That your chi is a bad chi (contextually) doesn't mean that everyone's chi is a bad chi. That is why we have the almighty Chukwu Okike (plural form) and individual chis which is translated to angels by modern religions

B

HellVictorinho8:


so what are you saying

If you want to learn ask nicely. Success has a bit of luck in it but mostly it's as a result of pre-planned moves

oz4real83:
God can never do things that are against his word\scriptures, judge every testimony using his word, throw away any testimony that doesn't align with his word.

How is their testimonies against his word?

oz4real83:
it seems you are confused, trying to explain something to a confused mindset will be impossible.

So now, God can do everything or not. Or he can do somethings or he can do all things but you need to verify if he was the one who did it before you conclude on if he can do all things or not?

Explain pls

Rizzputin shey I go fit quote you for unrelated thread? I want some insider info

HellVictorinho8:
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U guys think theres anything you do dat we avnt done ,well except d fvcking itself, theres nothing else and dat MAY BE TEMPORARY

U cant really explain sh:t

Funny how you guys think all these game is luck. You dey see person dey hit particular goal steady back to back and you say na luck? Lol

Comfort yourself all you can or be humble and learn

No be only married men dey spend. My babe dey school. Since then omo... I really understand what it means when parents train almost 3 to 4 kids in school.

30k monthly done stop like dis. I feel for her but if she wan die make she die .. my business no dey boom again. Make I focus on getting growing my income first

oz4real83:
This was how P Diddy and R Kelly started their journeys to prison, keep away from underaged girls but you won't listen, later you will start playing victim

I say e get one week wey be say e be like them blow whistle for them. Na only 16 y/o I dey meet. E dey annoying because na so so billing even knowing fully well you don't want to have anything to do with them

tosinhtml:
Maybe I'm wrong on this but I see that you're using one country as a reference to "abroad" & the country itself is not fully Western. Your comparison of experience of women in South America is night & day compared to places like Canada or other Western countries. It's like comparing Brazilian women to women in other parts of the world who are less beautiful than them by a mile, It is not a true comparison.

Also, most Nigerians don't usually Japa to South America so their experience of women will be completely different from yours. Nigerians moving to Germany or UK/Canada where black African men are not in demand, they won't experience this at all.

Only 1% of Nigerian men who Japa can relate to your experience.

Lol guy travel first. You go use your hand come edit that 1% wey you write for here

oz4real83:
God can never do things that are against his word\scriptures, judge every testimony using his word, throw away any testimony that doesn't with his word.

Just to be clear... So God can no longer do all things?

MonthlySalary:
Pot calling kettle black

Christians and religious folks na jokers normally. You suppose know

oz4real83:
The kind of "testimonies" we hear nowadays, if, you are a real Christian, you will know that the testimonies are not of God

How? If you believe that God can do all things why do you dispute that?

Then if you dispute that why do you chose to believe that of your own church? Abi your brain dey do selective absorption?

MaxInDHouse:


Hatred used to render people blind my friend so try to remove the lense of hated so you can see clearly.

I said whatever is found written in that book shouldn't be taken seriously unless you begin to see events happening around you falling in harmony with what was foretold in the book.

So don't think i am just quoting what the book says without a sound reason, it's unthinkable for any intellectual to ignore signs that's indisputable!

if you graduate from school and you went through Logic & Philosophy as a course in General Studies GS you no suppose dey buildup arguments like this. Na why to talk about such things with una dey tiring.

Na just merry go round. I no get strength abeg.

You make a false statement and you try to build up an argument on that premise. It makes the whole thing invalid. Like I said, I no get strength

Ordinary small shege for Episode 1 na him You wan off yourself? Lol you must see the full season with your eyes o.

But ebdey annoying. because FG go still charge the guy go court cos na crime to attempt suicide. Him go just dey vex in 2 ways

I believe religious folks chose to be so because of the disappointment of being wrong. Not like they don't know they're baseless.

Person dey quote Bible above me. I don't know how person go dey quote texts from book wey we dey dispute say no be original as evidence to defend the same thing.

And they know how to argue out of point . Religious people go dey talk and I go dey ask myself one question, "shey this person go come outside tomorrow claim say him really graduate from secondary school or uni?"

Omo I no dey engage with those blind folks.

My mumsy ask me one day say why I no dey believe Christianity again .. I just told her it's common sense. Like that's why you sent me to school to gain some knowing ... A.k.a knowledge.

The illumination (illuminati) was first proposed by the Kemits. The highest illumination one can gain is knowing that he is one with god

My bro dey abroad one time like that for a long ass while. His babe dey come my house steady. No be 1c no be 2x no be 3x no be even 10x.. like steady steady.

... We stay alone and all. We dey work for hours... And I even drop her off Yet the closest I've been to her is a side hug when she bought me a gift.

Once I know say you be my bro babe. I go begin find you ugly. Like I have to convince myself to see anything beautiful in you. I dey see you as my fellow guy.

Lol some guys na goat sha

I dey sell cars. We can chat on WA if you want to just reply me. No be one thing dem dey check.

1. Year of registration.
2. Papers
3. First body or not
4. Gears and engine check
5. Wheels check during driving
6. Number of cylinders
7. Interior. Leather or cloth etc...
8. Faults. Etc

What's your budget?

Paid or free class?