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Biko, I want to ask;
Why is it very, very difficult to even get a babe's phone number from her when she is with her female friend(s).
The worst part be say;
The babe might be so willing to give you Ooo,,, But na so her friend go dey literary drag her comot away from you like winssh. Lmao

Why do ladies do this to their own friends?

Nice one, NFF.
If Amodu qualifies,,, please, let him take the Super Eagle to Nations Cup.
The month of November and January is too close to appoint a new foreign coach abeg.
INFACT, The Idea Of Foreign Coach Is Not A Necessity For Us.
The Nff president was talking about our need to start playing high scientific football,,
I believe that We can achieve that with our local coach jooor.

These comments I see here are nothing but UNDILUTED HYPOCRISY.

Naija peeps,,, Una too lie abeg...

The truth is We all date someone we may find cute and lovely, even when we know we can't marry them.

A cute rich guy would come to woo a lady, and even tell her that he is engaged, YET, THE BABE WOULD AGREE TO DATE HIM.
It happens Everyday...
Simply, there are guys that babes find irresistible.
They don't mind being his side chick.
They just want to be a share holder in his life..
YET, THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T MARRY THEM Ooo.

Make una no dey lie nau...

As for guys,
Their own na transparent lie.
They become single and searching once they meet a bootilicious pretty chick,
Even when they have 6 other girlfriends whom they know they can't marry.

Did I mention the married guys wey no dey let girls rest?
Or the married ladies that develop hot blood once they see a charming guy ?
THOSE ONES TOO DEY MARRY THOSE THEIR DATES Abi ??

Until we stop this hypocrisy for nairaland,
We won't head anywhere.

Fake people full here.

See as everybody don dey claim Shy. Even those wey don tear eye. Well, me too I'm shy Ooo,,, *Waiting for my own Pm* Hehehehe

This Is How This Woman Secured Hers..lol

"I would be heading now to that private university dear, it would be for just two weeks ok? I ve got to round up what I have for them" Said Prof. Jegede who was having a tough time consoling his extremely jealous second wife.
The first one had died, some years ago.
Mrs Jegede just doesn't like missing her white-headed hubby for that long.
She would hug, kiss and smooch his bears so excitedly, whenever she can.
Mrs Jegede was just disheartened by this news.

Prof Jegede just got an appointment at Paul's University Awka as a part time tutor,,, So, in order to get his program running, he was required to come stay at the school lecturers' quarters for at least two weeks.
He had already taken a leave of absence from his main employers; Imo State University, Owerri.

Now, this is going to be a very tough call for Mrs Jegede.
But, someway somehow, she got some courage to stay put while her husband makes the trip.

It was two days already,
And Prof. Jegede was already settling in.
The school authority were too kind to secure the services of Kate, a very bursty (Iruka and Azuka) looking cook, so as to ease off the Prof's feeding arrangement.
And the Prof ?
He was well pleased.

On the third day when the toll of loneliness was badly hitting on Mrs Jegede, she had put a call through to her hubby that evening.
As they were speaking and talking naughty on phone, like they were used to do, Kate walked into the room where the Prof was to serve him his food; "Your food is ready, Sir" she said...
Shockingly,
Mrs Jegede asked Prof who that was,,,
"Oh, it's my cook that the school had arranged,,, she is a nice girl" the prof assured...
Disturbed,, Mrs Jegede told him that even if she was his cook, she shouldn't have access to his room at all.
"Don't worry, dear" assured the Prof again,,, "she was only doing her job" He stated....
"No way,,, her job abi?,,, Prof, you lie o,, If it is like this,, then, I would have to come, let the school employ me to be your cook, then" She suggested...
This got Prof angry as he barked at her to behave,,, but all landed on his wife's deaf ears...

The next morning, as early as 7.30am,,, Prof was summoned by some officials of the school.
Confused by that strange summon, Prof dressed up and went to see why his attention was urgently needed.
Getting there,
He was shocked to see his wife.
She had travelled down to Awka to secure her prized asset.
What a woman !!!

"Well Prof, this woman said that she is your wife, and that she came to see the type of lady that was assigned to you as a cook"
Disappointedly, Prof couldn't believe what he was seeing,,,
When he seemed to have found what to say, Kate arrived at the place too.
It seems, she too was equally summoned.
Wow...
After been shown her husband's cook, Mrs Jegede immediately asked that the authority should please pay her off so she can quit being her husband's cook.
When asked why,
She posited that her tempting and curvy shape was a sure threat to her marriage as she (Kate) risks seducing her husband.

"No... No... No... Madam, you re talking about a Professor... A respected gentleman,,,, An academia per excellent" Said a fellow professor who was there...
But, they were all shocked at the woman's response;

"Oga o,, you see men? All of una na the same,,, As for my husband,,, I know say him be Professor o, that one no be lie,,,. But make I tell you o,,,
Na from him HEAD to him BELLE, na him be Professor...
But from him WAIST .... down,,,, THAT SIDE NA MUMU"

#‎Falls_from_my_chair‬,, Hehehehehehehe

Everybody there bursted into laughter, and the Prof couldn't help but ooze out a little smile...
The school authority ended up paying off Kate, the cook, While Mrs Jegede was hired on contract basis to cook for her husband, even as the Prof. Kept on missing out on those curves he always admired in Kate...

Chai....

Men Would Always Be Men... Lolzzzz

Why do people think that one must have a boyfriend/ girlfriend before one can have intimacy ?

Is boyfriend just for sex ?
That's the work of sexmates.
And it's obvious that she has them in good numbers.

You heard her; she loves tall handsome guys.
So, if you see a tall handsome guy with her, you know what to think.lol

Dolemite:
You people make me sick, hope you know Nairaland was attacked too, Seun never rubbed his millions in peoples faces, ever yet he was attacked, Linda will rise again and all of you will be put to shame.

. Are you also aware that a certain company came to buy off nairaland, but Seun refused to sell...
The amount they bidded was damn outrageous - Millions of dollars.
Well,
It was weeks after this gossip leaked that Nairaland got attacked.

I'm sure you know this not.

slimzypink:
well I think iz basically broadcasting success..dont broadcast your success. .haters errywhere..expecially nigerians!!

though I think linda is actually a rude person

. Broadcasting success is no doubt dangerous, dear. But please, do you know Linda Ikeji in person? Why do you suggest that she may be rude ?

ifynairaland:
Well said OP. But how about the hundreds of thousands of Naira that I heard she doles out seasonally to lucky LIB readers? Anyway, what's my business.

. Wooow,,, she does that ? And someone just commented that she's a rude person. Well, I won't know who she really is until I meet her. But if she doles out money as you said, then it suggests she has a good heart.

The above picture is the last straw that broke the camel's back, as regards Linda's blog that was taken down today.

Well,
The news is everywhere;
Linda Ikeji's blog has been taken down by Google (Hopefully Temporarily).

The gist is that the above picture which has four sequences, had its copyright infringed upon by her blog.
In other words, she posted one of them without express permission and/or having the right to do so.

Now, after the right owners of the picture reported the case to Google, the verdict has finally resulted to, the blog going down for plagiarism.

One thing that is obvious to me here is this; Linda's blog can never be the only blog that posted this picture without having the express right to do so.
So, why Linda Ikeji's Blog,, A.K.A LIB

Well, the simple truth is that, the person that must have reported her blog to the company that owns that pix is most likely a Nigerian.
So, I ask; Why such hatred ?

If you can recall, Linda Ikeji recently bought for her sexy self, A gorgeous looking jeep.
Infact, she had to thank her dad for finally allowing her to buy the jeep after much pleading and waiting.
Now, that was so sweet.
But, something else happened.

She wrote a long article of what looked like a challenge to her fellow ladies TO STOP BELIEVING THAT IT ONLY THROUGH OPENING THEIR LEGS FOR MEN THAT THEY CAN MAKE IT.
She strongly and bravely told all that cared to listen that her financial success was as a result of her HARDWORK.
Hardwork ?
Hmmm... So many people don't believe that, you know...
Maybe, this is true...
Maybe, her point is valid...
But, when I saw responses she got from her fellow ladies everywhere (Even from other blogs), I cringed in suspense of what would be.

"In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of.
But in a country badly governed, Wealth is something to be ashamed of."

At the end of the day,
It all looked like Linda had rubbed her success on the faces of her fellow women.
At that point,
THE BATTLE LINE WAS DRAWN.

What just happened to Linda would still happen to you reading this, if you don't learn how to live in a "country badly governed".
'Haters' as people call them, exist so we can be humble enough.
If linda had thanked her fans for supporting her blog through the years, and praying for them to get their own breakthrough too,,,
Maybe,.... just maybe,
her haters wouldn't have multiplied in geometric progression as they have done.

Well, again,
She had just twitted that she is on it and is trying to get her blog back.
I trust that she 'll bounce back.
She 'll do all it takes... She must be damn desperate now.
What about her paid adverts?
What about her paid contracts?
You sure won't wanna be a Linda Ikeji, right now.

But, if you want to be successful in Naija and still have peace of mind,
NEVER YOU RUB YOUR SUCCESS ON PEOPLE'S FACES.

It is "veli veli dangerful"

Written by Canice Dim
caniceuchenna@gmail.com

"I will think about it",,, Do ladies still use that ancient line ?

What is this BBA all about sef? I'm sure 99% of its ardent viewers are patiently waiting for a sex scene or two to watch. Apart from that, what else could interest adults about such event, abi na show?

Indializzie:
. U really re soft spoken n self-controlled. Infact, I'm begining to fall in love, little wonder they do. #@topic: call them 3, to a meeting. Include 2 matured minds, male n female. Do d hrt pouring dere, n let dem bare theirs. Set d rules n threaten dem wt a possible sack.

. Nothing seduces like wealth,lol,,, Carry go, my sister, hehehe

rattlesnake:
what language is dis /\ /\ /\

. LWKM

READ THIS !!!!!!!!

There is actually a school of thought for the singles that says;

While you re single, FLIRT all that you can.
Feed your adventures well...
All youthful cravings that come to you, serve yourself duly.
Do all these,
So that when you get married,
Your eyes must have seen it all...
You must have had enough experiences to cool down and face your family.
You would be in better stead to be a FAITHFUL and loving husband or wife to your spouse.
Failure to do that,,, You 'll Have A Carry-Over and do it the wrong time.
That is; Doing It When You Actually Get Married.
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In the light of this school of thought,
Many guys are going for any type of women that catches their fancy.
Name them.
They wanna see it all so as to cool down when married.

Also in the light of this, so many ladies are busy tasting all sizes of manhood from different type of guys, even with additional financial stipends.

These people are having the 'fun' of their lives.
This is a very popular and unwritten school of thought.
You must have heard it before.

Now,
*Does it work?
*Do people that imbibe this single lifestyle actually cool down when they marry ?
*Is it easier to be faithful to your married spouse when you have seen it all, as against when You Never See or Do Anything?

As a guy,
The most important thing is finding a woman who loves you.
Spending on her man if she has, would not be difficult for her.
Most girlfriends do not really love their man truly.
They re just there for the benefits.

As a guy,
The most important thing is finding a woman you loves you.
Spending on her man if she has, would not be difficult for her.
Most girlfriends do not really love their man truly.
They re just there for the benefits.

ChristyG:
omo dat one na ur problem,stick with ur ibo ladies,after all, ur ibo brothers on nl believe all yoruba ladies are ugly:Dand ibos are d finest in d whole wide world:p.leave d ugly ladies biko

. When would yoruba ladies start marrying Igbo guys, the way Igbo ladies marry Yoruba guys incessantly ?
I can sense that you dislike Igbo guys a lot.
And it might be a general thing amongst yoruba ladies.
I may be wrong though...
Na wa Ooo

ChristyG:
it is not only yoruba females,yoruba generally dont like going to dat sh1thole called iboland.but u might find one sha

. Oh my God!
And this is a yoruba lady speaking.
Calling my sweet Igboland SH.IT-HOLE.
I hereby call off my search for a yoruba lady.
I'm sure they all won't want to marry a dude from that same "sh1t-hole".

I'm grateful, dear, for the eye-opener.

kingofpool:
o.p u re desperately silly i swear, who the hell told you that yoruba ladies arnt living in eastern states, down here in ebonyi state many of them lives here, schooling and doing their business here... On why the dnt live in imo is because yoruba people loves dirty and the cant keep their environ clean my people in imo wnt tolerate them and their dirtyness...

. I would pardon your childishness bro,,, but pls, show some respect for yoruba people. Thank you.

Many ladies (or even guys) reading this would be wondering;
Why do guys get suspicious and scared when their girlfriends start spending on them?

Well...
The Answer is that; THEY ARE SCARED!
Most guy who are in a relationship, got into it for the sex, and not really to transit it to marriage.
They just want the sex... So, keep it coming, baby...

But when these gifts start coming,
They ll realise that these gifts have the tendency to commit them, so they can't run again.lol
they ll be like; "Oh boy, this wasn't part of the plan"

Nothing scares dudes more like being committed to a bed-mate. Hehehe

That is What Is Scaring the Yeezus Outta This OP. Hehehehe

I grew up in Kaduna state, a city where you would practically find every tribe in Nigeria then.
I ve always admired yoruba girls, and the way they get committed to whomever they love.
Now that I ve relocated to Imo state, due to work, I'm entertaining the thought of marrying a yoruba lady.
But alas,
I am yet to find a yoruba lady that lives in the Eastern part of Nigeria, the way Igbo babes live in Hausa and Yoruba land.

Why is it that Yoruba ladies do not travel?
Na wetin dey scare them for Igbo land?

This is discouraging me as I wouldn't want to marry a woman who would demand that we relocate to Lagos or Ogbomosho.

Why don't yoruba ladies love Igbo land enough to live permanently in it?

Chaiiieee
Chaiiieee
Chaie...
This thread don really make me regret why I no go school Oooo,,, *sigh*

Why do guys bring in fake american stuff down here for we 9ja sons huh?

THIS IS HOW TO GET HER REAL WET WHILE SITTING NEXT TO HER:
Naija Edition:

1). Turn to her and stare for a while, then smile and tell her "you re beautiful".
-This one go sweet am seperate-

2). She ll surely respond (prolly with a smile),,, then, start by telling her your name with one yeye smile,,, don't ask her her's yet.

3). Then tell her you like a dark woman with flat nose (if that describes her),,, If not, adjust your flow to her outlooks.

4). Compliment her hair-do and her colour of clothes,,, Ask her how she manages to look so perfect.
Ahaaah, you got it now (she's melted).


5). Now, ask her for her name while u attempt some body contacts. She can't resist it, this time.

6). Tell her you saw her when she was coming in and you really love her hips (whether its big or small, she 'll be glad someone loves her shape). Ask her how she got the hips (from mum or thru healthy living)

7). Now, you can compliment her lips,,, With a smile, accuse her of being a good kisser,,, she 'll deny,,, but one thing is certain here.

SHE'S HOT n WET.

Thank me later...

The message he passed was a very good one. But, he spoilt it by insulting Nigerians.
The same people he owes his celebrity status to.

Don't these celebrities learn from 2face Idibia ?

"We ve been through a lot in life"
This statement confirms that they were actually born of a woman.

"We re in school,... I study Library and information science while Zaza studies law"
This statement confirms that they re humans afterall,,, as against my thought that they were spirits.

My conclusion is that; They re Charly's concubines,, perhaps bound spiritually by him.
Na Charly boy dey pay their school fees sha.
Then again; They re no virgins jooor.

By these explanations, it means that they indeed refer to the same action, but the intentions by which it was given SERVE as their difference. Hmm,,, that's interesting.

MrCork:
....Nigeria?....)cool...how loooong u been nigerian?

. I'm smiling at your question again. As long as you ve been.

These people that complain that a post is too long,,, Na who dey read their textbooks for them in school ?

DumeloDumelo:
You have said it all. May God bless you.

. And bless your generation too, bro

I was in a hot argument today about this issue.
Methinks, they are just the same.
Some say bribery must involve money, but lobby comes in kind.,,,
But hey,
I have seen someone that was bribed with a plot of land.
That ain't money!

Some say bribery can be negotiated while lobby can't,,,
We all know it's not true.

Some say bribery is given before the favour is received while lobby comes as appreciation for favour done.
But hey,
You don't lip service law makers that you would give them dis n dat, if you really want your motion pushed in the house of assembly.
Money for hand first, Noni...

SO I ASK;
WHAT REALLY IS THE DIFFERENCE ??