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Politics / Re: Rivers, Nigeria’s Deadliest State – Buhari by CaniiiceDim(m): 10:07am On Mar 25, 2016
He didn't mention Agatu in that meeting at all. Sai Baba!

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Romance / How Did Your First-love Affect You Negatively? by CaniiiceDim(m): 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2016
Our First love have a way of shaping of mentality and how we see romantic relationship for the rest of our lives.
Let's do this;
This is a call for us to recall how our first-love influenced us negatively.
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I 'll begin by starting.lol
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Ok,
I had my first true girlfriend immediately after my WAEC exams.
She actually dumped me later because according to her, I call her too much on phone.
It was so painful eehn!
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Ever since then,
Every other lady I have dated have always complained that I hardly call them on phone.
I have tried to change but no way.
I will never have another woman complain of too much calls from me again. Smh
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So, your turn...
Add yours!
Romance / Re: What Some Ladies Don't Know About Their Friends by CaniiiceDim(m): 6:07am On Feb 16, 2016
HARDDON:
Op,complete d story, what did she call u 4?

. I didn't give her my number. I never asked her to call me. She apparently was interested in me. But she has become a stumbling block to my own interest. What a babe!
Romance / What Some Ladies Don't Know About Their Friends by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
This should be a great lesson for ladies. If your friends have to like a guy (trying to woo you) first before you can agree to date him, then you re in Big trouble. READ THIS
Sometime Last year,.
I tried to woo one babe like that while she was with her friend.
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Come and see how her friend was making things difficult for me to even communicate with the babe.
When things went sour, I decided to part with just the babe's phone number.
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Again, her friend was the one who objected and said some things I didn't like.
This babe I was tryna woo kept up and agreed along with her objections.
As a gentleman that I always am, I took my pen and wrote down my phone number on a paper and placed it in between the ladies while I urged her to beep me so we can talk better.
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First day went by, no call!
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Second say, no call!
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Third..
Fourth..
Fifth..
Sixth..
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Then on the seventh day, a strange number called me.
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It was not the babe I was trying to woo.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
IT WAS HER HOSTILE FRIEND.
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That innocent girl thought she has a friend.
But no!
SHE HAS AN ENEMY WITHIN.
Politics / Re: I Never Said Nigeria Will Burn If I Open Up – Jonathan’s Ex-adc, Col Adegbe by CaniiiceDim(m): 10:51am On Feb 15, 2016
That was how they lied that Metuh tore his statement.
That was how they lied that Amosun had buckets of dollars in a suck-away pit.
That is how they re lying now that GEJ's ADC made this unbelievable statement.

The fact that these lies find its way into the mainstream media is very worrysome.
When the media gets compromised, where else would we get information about happenings in our country?

Later, we will complain that the foreign press don't write good things about us, when our local press now feed on rumours and hearsays.

Very Despicable !!!

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Romance / Guys' Top Secret: How To Shut Up Those Disturbing You To Marry. by CaniiiceDim(m): 7:43pm On Nov 13, 2015
Composed By Canice Dim
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Charles, a promising young guy of 27 years, just got a job with a commercial bank in Enugu.
He also managed to secure a Self-Contain apartment since his parents stay in Aba, Abia State - south east of Nigeria.
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It happened that whenever Charles passes through Mama Iyabo's shop,,, She would always ask Charles when he would marry.
Any lady he sees with Charles, she would always endeavor to inquire from Charles if she was the chosen one.
It got so much that Mama Iyabo made it a habit to always disturb Charles' life, urging him to go and marry.
This made Charles to find another "apian way" through which he can avoid Mama Iyabo's shop, whenever he was either going out or coming in.
It was hell for the young man.
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But for how long would Charles avoid Mama Iyabo?
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One morning,
A strange idea came into Charles' head as he woke up.
He was sure that it would lead to the end of Mama Iyabo's questioning and disturbances.
Charles smiled as he wore his clothes and headed to Mama Iyabo's shop.
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CHARLES: Mama Iyabo... Good morning ma...
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MAMA IYABO: Oh my son, this your greeting this morning na God-sent iiooO,,, I been wan even tell you about my dream for you last night wey you do wedding,,, My boy, try and hurry ooO
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CHARLES: Errm,,, Mama, that very topic is exactly why I am here now.
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MAMA IYABO: EeeeEhhh,,, Chai... My son, you get sense... No mind all these yeye yeye boys wey no dey think of their future... See eeh,,, You re never complete until u marry ooO,, Se ogbo?
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CHARLES: That is very correct, mama,,, ermm,, I want to tell you that I have finally done what you have been disturbing me to do siiinnccceee....
I have found a woman I will marry...
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MAMA IYABO: *jumps up*,,,, Ese ese oO,,, Oluwa mi ese... You see what I always tell young people and they will be seeing me as bad woman,,, You re wise my son,, you re wise...
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CHARLES: Thank you mama,,, Urrmmm,, but I have a problem right now. You see.. I actually made my woman to sneak out the list of the marital rites of her village through her mother,,, And I have seen the estimate of the requirements,,, and i found out that the list is worth #400,000... Now, the problem is that I have only #120,000 with me,,, and I can't wait any longer...
Pls, can you borrow me the remaining #280,000... I promise you,,, I will pay back after the wedding. Please ma...
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#Graveyard_Silence for some minutes
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MAMA IYABO: My son,,, You know I see myself as your mother,,, and as a son wey dey obey him mama,,, I no go tell you lie. As you no get the money to do everything wey you go need to marry your wife,, I go advise you make you wait small... Continue to dey gather the money, you hear so?
As you see me so... That money wey you just call now,,, Since my mama born me, I never see that kain money before.
Where I wan for bring am?
Make you just relax, se ogbo?
God's time, na hin be the best, you hear?
No rushing in life..
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#Charles_Flares_Up
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CHARLES: Mama iyabo, you mean you cannot help me with common 280k?
But you re the one that made me to propose to this my girl and even asked for the list...
Mama Iyabo, you must help me oO,,,, You must ooO..
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MAMA IYABO: Aarhh Arhhh,,, Charly my son, I no carry vex know you ooO,,, That girl wey dey make you hurry hurry like this, if she no go wait for you, make she waka na...
She think say e easy to marry wife?
Na free?
Charly, make you relax you hear?
Na comot I been wan comot go market as you meet me so,,, Make I dey rush go.
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As mama iyabo escapes the scene, she started cursing Charles under her breathe;
"Oloshi.. Omo iya jati jati... Go use ur mama do ritual becos say u wan marry..."
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CHARLES: On sighting Mama Iyabo zooming off the scene, fell on the ground laughing and farting.
What an idea!
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From today onwards, Mama Iyabo would never disturb Charles' life ever again.
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Romance / Do Ladies Owning A Car, Scare Away Possible Suitors In Nigeria? by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2015
DO
LADIES OWNING A CAR,
SCARE AWAY POSSIBLE SUITORS IN NIGERIA?
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As Analyzed By Canice Dim
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NOTE: This is not about a guy who has no car "Dating or Wooing a Car Owner...
NO!...
We re Talking About A Guy Who Has No Car Coming To MARRY A Lady Who Owns A Car".
Thank You!
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Well,
It shouldn't chase away a guy who is genuinely interested in a lady.
No, it shouldn't.
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But, Gentlemen and Ladies,
Read my lips as I tell you the truth and nothing but the truth; IT DOES !!!
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That's the reality we see today.
Whom do we blame?
Maybe the guys that lack confidence...
Maybe the ladies that seem un-approach-able while on their steering.
Maybe the economy.
WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT SOME OF THE MANY REASONS.
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Firstly,
Nigerian men believe that Naija ladies hardly become rich through Sheer Hardwork.
They believe that the rich ladies must have made their fortune off a man's hustle.
So when they see a lady who drives a car, men would conclude that she is either married or engaged-to-marry.
So ladies,
The Richer You Appear thru car ownership...
The More 'Taken' You will Look, and therefore would not look available.
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Secondly,
Naija men arrogates "arrogancy" necessarily to every rich lady, especially the single ones.
This sweeping generalization is wrong but I tell you, this is almost the first psychology that an average Naija guy gets once he meets a rich single lady.
Here unfortunately,
The humble rich ladies are judged wrongly.
This stereotype is carried on to the ladies who own cars, since car ownership is a sign of wealth in a third world country like Nigeria.
As a resultant effect,
Ladies who own cars tend to get limited suitors and handful of Gold-digging guys.
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Finally,
Most ladies who own cars don't like dating guys who don't own one.
An average educated lady wants to date a guy whom she is not richer than.
This affects the confidence of single men that approach them.
These ladies unintentionally through their carriage, end up making these guys to look too poor and unworthy to have them.
Hence, most men that don't have a car find it difficult to "man up" while dating ladies that own cars.
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Conclusively,
Many single ladies who own cars have ended up SELLING OFF THEIR CARS just with the aim of landing a suitor for themselves.
This sounds crazy...
Yea, it does to me too...
But hello,
It has worked for many ladies who have done that.
#‎whispers‬: It worked for my cousin last year. Lolzz
Ok na...
A hard-core feminist would never stoop that low sha.
No, she won't.
Over Her Dead Body.lol
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Perhaps, that step might serve as the proverbial "Stooping To Conquer" for any lady who may fancy the "awkward" idea of selling off her car, pending when she gets married.
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Pheew!
#‎Does_sign_of_the_cross‬
Thank God I'm Not A Lady. Lolzzz
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Share Your experiences...
Religion / The Difference Between A Spiritual Man And A Religious Man. by CaniiiceDim(m): 5:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
SPIRITUALITY AND RELIGIOUSITY :
The Difference
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By Canice Dim
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The Major difference between a spiritual person and a religious person is that;
While the spiritual man is after doing what is good for humanity,
The religious man is after doing what is good for his church and religion, even when it hurts humanity.
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A spiritual man would employ a teacher into his school without worrying himself whether the teacher is a member of his religion/church or not...
But the religious man would insist on employing only members of his religion or church.
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A spiritual man would be so concerned on how he can reach out to as many less privileged people around him as possible...
But the religious man is only after how he can increase the number of his church members.
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A spiritual preacher would preach to you based on how you can be a better person as prescribed by God...
But a religious preacher would insist on having you start attending his own church as a proof that you truly accepted his preaching.
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A spiritual man always know that he is giving to God whenever he helps the poor or the less privileged ones...
But the religious man never believes he is giving to God unless he is giving to the church or paying his Tithe (He has been programmed to believe so)
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A spiritual man's religion is Love For Humanity...
But a religious man's religion is Love For My Religion and Church.
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A spiritual man does not argue his faith...
But a religious man believes he can prove that his faith is truer than others with logic (Impossible)
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A spiritual man only seeks to satisfy his conscience...
But a religious man believes that once his clergyman approves of him/her,...
That God also must have approved of him.
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A spiritual man sees every Man of God as "God's Servant" - A position we all can assume at one time or the other...
But a religious man wrongly renders Hero Worship to their Men of God, an act abominable in God's eyes.
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A spiritual man would not be too quick to condemn those that do wrong cos they know that they can also fall and would not equally wish to be condemned...
But a religious man is too quick to condemn those that do wrong, even when he is also guilty of same wrong.
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A spiritual man only cares about how God sees him and not how people perceive him...
But a religious man so much cares about what people think of them, hence they can go all the way to pretend so as to be seen in a perfect way, which they aren't.
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A spiritual man calls himself a sinner...
While a religious man terms himself Righteous.

Add yours....
Romance / Should She Go Ahead With This Marriage Plan? by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:43am On Sep 18, 2015
I love my boyfriend so much...
And he equally loves me too
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And guess what;
He just proposed to me, and I said YES.
I was so happy.
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He is planning to come see my parents and get us married quick.
But now, I'm confused.
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The last time I was at his family house, His mum called me aside and revealed to me, something terrible about their village.
She told me that every woman that gets married in that community,
If she dares cheat on her husband just for once, SHE WILL RUN MAD.
She said she is telling me, so that I will know what I'm getting into.
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I can confirm this because my boyfriend have told me about some of his Aunties who are at the Psychiatric hospital.
I ve also asked people about the village and they all confirmed it is true.
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I'm so scared now and I don't know whether to continue with this marriage.
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PLEASE ADVISE!
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Good Day, Greats...
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If you find yourself or your sister in such a situation,
What would you do
OR
Advise her to do?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tanzania : AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) ON 5th September 2015 by CaniiiceDim(m): 2:32pm On Sep 05, 2015
Somebody pls post the line up oooO
Romance / Re: Man Dies In His Room At Kubwa, FCT After Fun With 2 Prostitutes At Night (Photo) by CaniiiceDim(m): 12:02pm On Sep 03, 2015
You guys don't get it. This guy carried women from the under-world, hence his death. Those two prostitutes are not humans. Guys that sleep with prostitutes in their houses should be seriously careful. IT'S A DEADLY MISSION !!!

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Family / Re: How Some African Wives Have Killed Their Husbands Without Knowing by CaniiiceDim(m): 5:59pm On Aug 16, 2015
delishpot:
Ok. I concor and say no to infidelity from husband or wife is a no no
now tell me,
How have men been killing their wives and somet8mes even kids?
Abi is it only women that do bad in marriages ni?
. This post seeks to address the fatal implications of women's infidelity in marriage dear. One thing at a time. I think we should appreciate the expose this brings. Thank you.

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Romance / How Some African Wives Have Killed Their Husbands Without Knowing by CaniiiceDim(m): 5:56pm On Aug 16, 2015
HOW SOME AFRICAN WIVES HAVE KILLED THEIR HUSBANDS WITHOUT KNOWING
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Written by Canice Dim
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If some widows knew what I'm about to write now, their husbands would have been alive today.
First of all, It should be noted that, it is not every widow that is responsible for their husband's death directly or indirectly.
But then, the reality is that many men have 'gone', courtesy of their wives escapades.
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In some parts of Igbo land, if not every part of Black Africa
(I'm not sure of Africa sha),,,
IF A MARRIED WOMAN SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER MAN OUTSIDE AND COLLECTS MONEY FROM HIM
AND STILL USES THE MONEY SHE COLLECTED FROM HER LOVER TO BUY FOODSTUFF FOR THE HOUSE,
THEREBY COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND WITH SAME MONEY,
THE HUSBAND WOULD SLOWLY FALL SICK TERMINALLY WHICH WOULD DEFY ALL MEDICAL SOLUTIONS,
AFTER WHICH HE DIES OFF.
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How many new generation married women know about this?
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Some men who know this reality, would never eat any food in the house, which they do not know how it was financed.
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Leaving the feeding of the home in the hand of the wife can be a very dangerous thing to do.
I'm sure you now know why.
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Smart married women who "chop outside" would either reject every financial gratitude given to them by their lovers,
Or they would use the money to buy wears and so many fashion stuffs, while making sure none of it goes into her pot from which their husbands feed from.
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This is revealing.
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There is however, a new wickedness that some women has learnt.
So many cheating husbands have been punished by their wives through this means too.
I have heard a story of a woman who got fed up with her husband's randy lifestyle, so much that she got herself a sugar-man who gave her money as a reward to the rump they enjoyed together.
This woman would wickedly use same money to start cooking for her "dear husband".
It didn't take up to two years for the man to join his ancestors, after some strange uncurable protracted illness.
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This is a call for married men and women to embrace their marital vows again.
Being faithful is the best policy in marriage.
You simply have nothing to lose.
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And as a man, once you start suspecting your wife with some men,
It would be in your own best interest to stop eating her food, or else, your days would be numbered.
Don't doubt it.
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Now I understand that old Igbo saying which roughly says;
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"If I catch my wife cheating, she will leave my house..
And if she catches me cheating too, she still leaves my house"
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E get why! Hehe..
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Chai, This Life Na Paw-Paw !!!

I THINK THIS WOULD GUIDE MANY COUPLES AND INTENDING COUPLES OUT THERE...
So I Strongly Call For IT To Be Moved To The Front-Page Please.
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Hit LIKE if you Agree... *smiles*
Family / How Some African Wives Have Killed Their Husbands Without Knowing by CaniiiceDim(m): 5:44pm On Aug 16, 2015
HOW SOME AFRICAN WIVES HAVE KILLED THEIR HUSBANDS WITHOUT KNOWING
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Written by Canice Dim
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If some widows knew what I'm about to write now, their husbands would have been alive today.
First of all, It should be noted that, it is not every widow that is responsible for their husband's death directly or indirectly.
But then, the reality is that many men have 'gone', courtesy of their wives escapades.
.
In some parts of Igbo land, if not every part of Black Africa
(I'm not sure of Africa sha),,,
IF A MARRIED WOMAN SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER MAN OUTSIDE AND COLLECTS MONEY FROM HIM
AND STILL USES THE MONEY SHE COLLECTED FROM HER LOVER TO BUY FOODSTUFF FOR THE HOUSE,
THEREBY COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND WITH SAME MONEY,
THE HUSBAND WOULD SLOWLY FALL SICK TERMINALLY WHICH WOULD DEFY ALL MEDICAL SOLUTIONS,
AFTER WHICH HE DIES OFF.
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How many new generation married women know about this?
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Some men who know this reality, would never eat any food in the house, which they do not know how it was financed.
Again,
Leaving the feeding of the home in the hand of the wife can be a very dangerous thing to do.
I'm sure you now know why.
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Smart married women who "chop outside" would either reject every financial gratitude given to them by their lovers,
Or they would use the money to buy wears and so many fashion stuffs, while making sure none of it goes into her pot from which their husbands feed from.
.
This is revealing.
.
There is however, a new wickedness that some women has learnt.
So many cheating husbands have been punished by their wives through this means too.
I have heard a story of a woman who got fed up with her husband's randy lifestyle, so much that she got herself a sugar-man who gave her money as a reward to the rump they enjoyed together.
This woman would wickedly use same money to start cooking for her "dear husband".
It didn't take up to two years for the man to join his ancestors, after some strange uncurable protracted illness.
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This is a call for married men and women to embrace their marital vows again.
Being faithful is the best policy in marriage.
You simply have nothing to lose.
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And as a man, once you start suspecting your wife with some men,
It would be in your own best interest to stop eating her food, or else, your days would be numbered.
Don't doubt it.
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Now I understand that old Igbo saying which roughly says;
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"If I catch my wife cheating, she will leave my house..
And if she catches me cheating too, she still leaves my house"
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E get why! Hehe..
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Chai, This Life Na Paw-Paw !!!

I THINK THIS WOULD GUIDE MANY COUPLES AND INTENDING COUPLES OUT THERE...
So I Strongly Call For IT To Be Moved To The Front-Page Please.
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Hit LIKE if you Agree... *smiles*
Romance / Re: you can't escape divorce if you marry these type of ladies. by CaniiiceDim(m): 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2015
I'm smiling at this joke this Op posted here. Does he know that there are no perfect women? Just get a woman that would love you truly. That is the number one formula for avoiding divorce. There are no perfect relationships and marriages. Those perfect people don't exist. GROW UP, DUDE!

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NYSC / Re: NYSC May Soon Be Voluntary DG by CaniiiceDim(m): 8:38pm On Aug 05, 2015
Voluntary, as in one can opt out? I heard that intending corp members can now choose the state at which they wish to serve. Make them do increase the pay make I chop better allowee come November this year. CHANGE

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Startimes Slashes Bouquet Prices by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
onatisi:
I don't know why everybody just dey avoid answering this question . Abi dem no get decoder ni?
. The Startimes decoder is worth #4,000. Only.
Romance / Re: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by CaniiiceDim(m): 10:28pm On Apr 04, 2015
What exactly does a guy need these wooing books for?

Is it to woo a woman he would marry?
Or
Is it to get girls he would be going to bed with?

If it is to get a woman he would marry, then, all these points are not just enough to prepare a man for family life.

If it is to get women for bed purposes, then he would just turn into a great liar in order to keep every one of them girls to himself,,, and that would destroy his character as a human.

*To get a woman you wanna marry, Just Be Yourself.
*To get a woman for sexual purposes, Just Get One Partner.
*To get variety of women for same sexual purposes, olosho is your friend, mbok...

Life is easy... Why complicate issues?

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Career / Re: She Asked Me To Carry Her Hand Bag, I Refused And She Fired Me. by CaniiiceDim(m): 6:08pm On Apr 03, 2015
As someone working in a private firm, you should have compromised a lil bit to suck up her bullshit.
Her father owns the damn company, damnit...

Carrying that bag would have meant "Stooping to conquer".

In a government organisation however,
It would be a "haram" to carry her bag sha.
Unless you both are very familiar that you see it as nothing.

This is why I love government jobs...
You can't fire people anyhow.
You can't even fire people, talk more of "anyhow".

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Politics / Re: APC Will Displace PDP - TB Joshua by CaniiiceDim(m): 4:13pm On Apr 03, 2015
WooooW !!!!..... It has happened oooO
Politics / Re: APC Asks 19 Ekiti Lawmakers To Return by CaniiiceDim(m): 8:07am On Apr 01, 2015
If PDP in Ekiti wins at least 12 house of assemply seats come April 11,,,, All these threats you guys are brandishing here would be of no effect. And better believe it; IT WOULD SURELY HAPPEN. Fayose is stronger and braver than you all thought.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 21st March 2015 by CaniiiceDim(m): 5:32pm On Mar 21, 2015
Gooooaaaaaalllllll,,,,,, Aba warriors don score ooO
Family / Re: How Can A 37 Yrs Old Single Lady Attract Suitors? by CaniiiceDim(m): 8:42am On Mar 21, 2015
I lack sympathy for this kind of ladies. Just ask her to sincerely count the number of guys she has ever disappointed in her life. Smh

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Politics / Re: Buhari Will Stop Export Of Edo Prostitutes Overseas – Aisha Buhari by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:45pm On Mar 20, 2015
A week to election?,,, lwkm,,, What a damage !!! ,,, An adult telling another adult in public; "Your mouth is smelling" hehe...

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Education / Re: See How University Girls Get Their Daily Bread by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:06pm On Mar 20, 2015
Some runs girls here on nairaland be like;

"It's better than prostituting"

Hehehe...
Romance / Re: A Must-read For Every Lady: 7 Easy Ways To Get A Husband Fast by CaniiiceDim(m): 8:58pm On Mar 20, 2015
computerboy:


You should register with a primary school ASAP before you murder someone with this your blunder
. Hahahahahahhaaha,,, You ended up committing the murder, bro... Hehehe... Don't mind the blockhead, Nwanne,
Romance / Re: A Must-read For Every Lady: 7 Easy Ways To Get A Husband Fast by CaniiiceDim(m): 3:36pm On Mar 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Nice write-up OP
. Thanks bro, jareee.... I dey learn from you sha.. Lol
Romance / Re: A Must-read For Every Lady: 7 Easy Ways To Get A Husband Fast by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:33pm On Mar 19, 2015
iceberylin:
You didnt add beauty undecided


Everyone wants a cute child these days
. Guys are seaching for decency, more than they re searching for beauty, as regards marriage. That's why a wor-wor kinda babe would be wedding, and her ashebi go be goddesses in human form. Lol
Romance / A Must-read For Every Lady: 7 Easy Ways To Get A Husband Fast by CaniiiceDim(m): 9:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
For the ladies:
SOME 7 EASY WAYS TO GET A HUSBAND
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Compiled by Canice Dim

1.) CHANGE ENVIRONMENT: Yes... Move away from your current abode now.
That Aunty... That Uncle... That stays in nearby cities, it is time to pay them some subtle visits.
Neighbours around there may contain your sweet hubby who has been searching for a woman like you.
Move around, baby... And also, greet everyone very well in your new neighbourhood.
You re brand new remember,,, Act like the angel you appear to be.
Goodluck !!!

2.) WEAR TIGHT FITTING CLOTHES: Yes, pastor may have told you that it is sinful to wear tight fitting clothes but it is not entirely true.
Maybe, you may have to choose the occasions where you wear the tight-fitting clothes to, but believe me, you must avail your male admirer cum hubby-to-be, a view of how his wife-to-be's body shape looks like inside that cute dress.
Let your clothes cover up your body,, but let it be tight-fitting.
It brings out the beauty of a woman.

3.) DO NOT OVER-DO MAKE UP: When a lady makes up excessively, she 'll make it obvious that she is hunting to attention.
This is not good for your husband-hunting mission.
A little shades here and there, and a powder to dust your face, is ok.
Never you.... I repeat,, Never you paint your eye-brows with a non-black colour.
Na Olosho you dey claim so.
Always use a black eye pencil, unless you never wan marry sha. Lol

4.) DO NOT OWN A CAR:
There is absolutely nothing wrong in a woman owning a car, if she can afford it.
But errmm,,, Men are scared of these calibre of ladies.
Why?... You may ask...
Simple, by face value, they don't seem to be women who can submit to their men.
I admit, this is a wrong notion on our side, as men.
But baby, do you really have time to explain away this wrong notion of ours?
Let the car wait till you ve got him ok?
I don't know why a car seem to be a symbol of ARROGANCE to us men.
Can we help it? Lolzz

5.) Stop telling your guy(s) your problem.
Believe me, its sexy.
When a guy finds out ON HIS OWN, that your rent has expired and you re about to be ejected by your landlord,
He will feel more indebted to you about it, than when you tell him, yourself.
Now, this is just an example,,,
there may be a situation where you just have to tell him, but most of the times, Try Not To Tell Him. Let him find out by himself.
It's damn romantic.
Una no go understand. Lolzz

6.) LOOK QUIET: It doesn't matter if you talk too much, but make sure you have a calm look.
Damn, don't give us that look of a rant-champion, always when we see you.
Stop threatening us,,,, We re searching for a wife too, just as you re searching for a husband damnittt...
Now note this;
Don't just pretend to be quiet, start working on yourself to have a calm look.
That's how a woman should look.
I just hope I haven't offended feminists by this sha, lool

Last but not the least...

7.) PARTICIPATE IN CHURCH ACTIVITIES:
Those fellowships and vigils are good for you as a wanna-be wifey.
You might not be a decent babe in your spirit and in truth, but who cares?
What matters is how you re perceived by people. Lolzz
Perception is Everything !!!
When people see you as a lady who attends church activities wella, it would help your rating, and also make so many people to tell their brothers about you, as regards marrying you.
You guys may not know it, but most marriages now are contracted as result of men and women telling their brothers about a certain good girl in the street or in the church, without the girl knowing.
You think that guy that walks up to you to say HELLO, just came by accident?
Nah...
An Aunty may have invited him to that church for him to check up on you, if you can fit into a wifey-dovey.

Wow!
Ladies, Are You Not Excited?

What a secret !!! *smiles*

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya And His Manager (ubi Frankling) Shares Selfie Shot With Don Jazzys Father by CaniiiceDim(m): 11:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
You don't advertise ur dad like that when ur mum is still alive,,, Now, babes would start a mighty counter attack on the dude's dad. Lucky Man !!! I don't envy you at all,,, Babes go hear am sha, hehe
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Must Boycott DSTV Now !!! by CaniiiceDim(m): 1:29pm On Mar 06, 2015
Fabdedon:
No body force u buy DStv sha..
. But they re forcing me to pay more. Is that fair?
TV/Movies / Nigerians Must Boycott DSTV Now !!! by CaniiiceDim(m): 1:21pm On Mar 06, 2015
I Hope This Makes FrontPage cos I'm sure I speak for millions of Nigerians at this moment.

I'm watching with keen interest as Nigerians across social platforms are teeming up to go to war with MultiChoice's DSTV over their recent 20 percent increase on all their pay TV services.

Believe it or not, corporations are not government.

Corporations are more powerful than governments.

So many government policies are designed to please corporations.

They bankroll government activities.

They fund the politicians.

They raise or lower GDPs and determine currency values through their activities.

Take them to Court, they can hire 10,000 lawyers if they want to.

They can initiate developmental projects that benefit Judges or whatever stunt they have to pull to make sure the case ends up in their favour.

Hell, they can keep the case in a marathon until you run out of money to continue.

Beating them is next to impossible but not impossible.

Corporations have only one backbone - money.

The goods and services they provide determine their power.

Boycott is the only known effective weapon that works %100 of the time against Corporations.
Boycott affects their number one backbone.
Only Boycott would make them to bend for their customers.

Boycott needs the magic of numbers to work; when many participate, things will play out according to plan but with the involvement of just a few persons, the offender will remain strong.

But that's just the problem when it comes to Nigeria.

We don't know what "sustained united pressure" means.

To get Nigerians to jointly say Yes or No when it comes to such matter and stand their ground for long is Mission Impossible 13.

After all these noise currently making airwaves, few will still continue with the boycott plan but many will think of how much they miss seeing Lionel Messi's Pinocchio's face and they will run back to DSTV to literally beg them to give it to them at the exorbitant price.

With 2 million subscribers in Nigeria (second only to South Africa's 4.5 million), that's a large number to use and bend DSTV to their knees but I wonder how many would want to get involved and stay involved.

By All Means Fellow Nigerians,

LET US BOYCOTT DSTV NOW !!!
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Whether you ve got DSTV or not,
Join this unified Nigerian consumers movement.

By the way, how many LIKES can this post get?
Let's send our first message to these "rippers".

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