₦airaland Forum

COMMON QUESTIONS GIRLS ASK GUYS and THEIR FUNNY RESPONSES

BOY: Babe, come to my house na...

GIRL: I should come and do what...

BOY: Just come let's stay together

GIRL: Stay together and do what?

BOY: Ahhrr... Ahhrr,,, Ok, We 'll be DANCING SHOKI,,,,,,, ::idiot:: Hehehehe
***************************************

BOY: Babe, let's just have fun na,,, let's enjoy ourselves ok?

GIRL: But... But... Is it just sex you want from me?

BOY: No na,,, I will marry you after the sex ok?
(( See mumu, abi u get money to give me?)) Hehehehe
**************************************

After The Sex...

GIRL: So, now that I ve finally given you sex, What Are We Now?

BOY: We are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator. Hehehehehe
*************************************

Oya, add yours....

ITbomb:
If she says just friends then you become just friends nah, stop the free money, Recharge, attention. Call her only when you think you can get something from her (yeah that's what guys do as friends), discuss about some new catch with her

. Tualeee for you, bro,,, Hehehehehe

THE GUY'S WORLD
*******************

As a guy,
Have you experienced a situation whereby a lady would be coming so close to you,
and when you see that as a 'greenlight' and try to 'toast' her,
She would start giving you attitude like;

"No Dear, I Would Like Us To Be Just Friends - No Strings Attached."

Ladies don't just get it.
You Cannot Formalize The Initiation Of A JUST-FRIEND-PALLEY.
By asking a guy to be just friends with you, you re equally asking him to treat you and see you as if you re a guy.
That's ok.
But then, that kind of friendship happens naturally on it's own.
It doesn't start with a formal agreement.

Come to think of it;
Can a mature guy walk up to his fellow guy and ask him; "Bro, I want us to be friend" ?
Yuck.... That's gay !!!
Guys become friends by finding common grounds between and among themselves.
They gist and find themselves interesting and before you know it, they ve hit it up as best of friends.

So, if as a lady, you desire just friendship with a dude, why not do it the guys' way.
Afterall, you re asking him to see you as a guy.
Or are you his sister ? Lolzz
When you want him to lend you money, for instance,
note that he has two other set of women he has to consider before knowing if there is enough money to lend you.
They are; His sister(s) and His Girlfriend(s).You come third.
Sorry,
I forgot to add his mother,,, so you came fourth. Hehehe

Well, furthermore,
you will become an enemy to a guy you re just friends with, when he starts giving more time to his babe(s) than you, and you start complaining.
Like WTF ?
You no be Just-A-Friend again?
Again,
as a "just friend",
you have to inquire when he 'll be free so you guys can meet up, and if he ain't free at all due to his attention to his sweet babe(s),,, Then, get busy with other things and don't complain.
That how guys do it.

Babe, If you wanna be "just friends" with a guy,
You must observe guys' rules, cos to him, you re automatically a guy too.
Yes ke...
That's how we condition our minds to see ladies wey we like, but they no wan friend us. Lolzz

If you still wonder what these rules are,
Read this article again.

Well,
When I met my girlfriend, her butt was so small.
But 3 months after pumping fresh semen into her,
The butt is now unbelievably protruded.
Guys now struggle to snatch her from me.

What I'm saying is;
Some guys' semen can actually increase butt size.

This post is tempting me to open a Butt Enlargement Clinic.
Nice business, don't you think? Lolzzz

eleojo23:
They may have just postponed the evil day with that lie.

. Imagine that Femi Kuti found out that his two sons weren't his' when they were small, what would have been their fate then? Thank God they re now graduates and mature. There is now a future for them despite all odds now. LIES THAT SAVED THEIR LIVES!

LIES THAT SAVE !!!

Written by Canice Dim

The good book told us that it is only the truth that can set us free.
In other words, only truths can save us.
But ironically,
We have found out that some lies too can save.

But could we be wrong ?

Ok,
Dr. Frank had a rare set of patients one monday morning.
A man with his wife and 3 children had come.
Well, the solution the man came for happened to require that DNA tests be conducted on all of them.
Samples were taken that day.

The next morning, the wife of the man came back to the doctor to cry, plead and beg.
According to her,
If her husband ever finds out that through this DNA test that her first two kids were not really his'...
That would be the end of the marriage.
She now pleaded with Dr. Frank to please forge a fake DNA result to save her marriage and family.

The doctor was confused...
He knew he has to be upright here.
"But would truth set this woman free in this situation?" .... He wondered...
On the other hand,
He thought about those two cute kids whom the woman has confessed to him was not his child.
"If I deliver to this man, A DNA test result which declares to him that those two boys aged 15 and 13,,,, are not his,, and if he happens to drive them away, where would they go to?"... He further pondered.

The doctor was clearly seeing a rare situation where a lie can save a family from crumbling.
He considered the idea of calmly telling the man, but who would take up a child that he was deceived to father?.
What about his trust for his wife?
He Would Never Trust and Love Her Again.

Right here... Right now...
Only lies seem to be able to keep this family and marriage going...

So he did it.
Dr Frank handed a fake DNA result to the man the next day, and he could see from the result that indeed, every of his kids were 'truly' his'.
He smiled home happily.

The doctor now advised the woman secretly, that if such case arise at anytime again, that she should also repeat the step she took with him again.
And if the doctor becomes too difficult to convince, that she should contact him to intercede.

Some lies can actually set you free too?
What a world !!!

Story for the Umu agbaras

Naija babes would ask you; "What do you do for a living",,,
You may answer by saying, "I'm a civil servant,,,"
Yet she 'll ask you again; "As What?"

Now, she expects you to say; "As General Manager"
God bless your soul if you re the receptionist. Lolzz

LAST BULLET:: Naija ladies don't care about your future. They live in the 'Now'.
Do you blame them?
When we re all blind to the so-called future?

All Hail Naija Babes Joooor...

Written by Canice Dim

I am writing this with the aim of enlightening our ladies about their complaints that men can't do them a favour without asking for their 'kintis'.
If you happen to read it all, your eyes would open to a strange new reality.
Happy Reading!

Firstly, every human being seek REWARD in all they do.
-Christians and Muslims worship God because they seek the reward of HEAVEN.
-Philanthropists give out because the seek the reward of REPLENISHMENT and perhaps, PROTECTION.
Infact,
Anything that has no reward attached to it would remain undone. #‎fact‬

So, when men do women a favour, it is natural that they should also seek a reward.
Ok, let us understand here that IT IS NOT EVERY MAN THAT SEEK FOR SEXUAL REWARD FROM WOMEN FOR EVERY FAVOUR DONE TO THEM.
Yes....
Some men are actually not interested in sex with these ladies, but still,,, they render this help to ladies because they seek another type of reward.
Probably, a reward from God or for the sake of posterity.

Now, for the few that is not interested in any religious reward or any "shitty posterity"lol or even money,,, We have also observed that most, if not all of them go for sex as their reward.
And we re asking ? ....... WHY?

There is this saying that goes thus;
"Whatever you give to a guy is akin to saving it... But whatever you give to a lady is gone and gone forever"

Is the above saying true?
Let us examine why some men actually demand for sex from ladies;

1). SOME LADIES DO ASK FOR NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FAVOURS: This is so true,,, most ladies are actually "Freebies-freaks"
They don't like paying money for things they want.
Early this year, a young final year female student came to me to ask for a favour,,, I, thinking that it may be some assignments, asked her what she wanted, she actually told me that she wants me to write her whole project for her. Wow!
So I asked her how much she wants to pay me, and her response shocked me.
"Aah, bros na, you be my big brother na, just do it for me because of God"
Imagine!
I asked her to wait till 'next month' when I ll be through with some work.
She left and thankfully, she never returned.
Only a lady would ask for her Political Science project to be written for her, Free Of Charge.
Guys would never do that.
For a project I would have written for 30 to 50k, a lady asking that I write it for her free of charge, What exactly is her intention?lol

2). MOST LADIES FORGET GUYS THAT DO HELP THEM: While it is true that guys also are guilty of this, but we 'll concentrate on ladies for now. Check out all those ladies you did assignments for, and even wrote exams for them for free. They re now married shey?,,,
Some of them may even have married rich big men now,,, but here you are, still an applicant.
They could have influenced their hubby to make a single call that would secure a job for you, but No,,, they won't.
You re now (OYO) On Your Own.
Ok...
Let's not blame them too much, their husbands would question them dangerously if they make any rosy demand on your behalf.
So whether it's their fault or Not, the fact remains that, Most Ladies You Help For Free End Up Forgetting You.
By forgetting, I mean; She Never Makes Any Effort To Reward You For Old Time Sake.

3). LADIES GET EMOTIONALLY CONNECTED TO A MAN WHEN THEY HAVE SEX:
A certain governor's wife was once reported to be throwing lots of contracts to her oldtime school bestie (a guy),,,
it was later that news came out that the guy was responsible for all her academic hustles in school, back then. The guy also happened to be her "rump-mate".
Thanks to the hot rumps, Her excellency didn't forget the guyman. Lolzz
Now, it is a fact that sealing an agreement with a woman with sex tend to be more assuring than verbal agreements, provided that the guy doesn't hurt the lady deeply,,,
If the guy mixes those rumps with "NiceGuyism", the woman would never want to break the agreement they had.lol
NB: This is not a case of serious relationship oo,,lol

4). MOST WOMEN ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR SERVICES:
These are the less privileged ladies who actually has no dime to foot their bills. But then,
they should learn the act of gratitude to the few men that help them without asking for anything, as their ingratitude would make these men to see their help to them as a waste.

The Big Question For Us All Is;

How should ladies show gratitude to men that help them, apart from sex?
Or should guys, just like teachers, Wait for their reward in heaven?

Is the Op calling for Olamide's arrest?
STORY FOR THE GODS !!!

I wish I can give this lady my songs. She would beat Tiwa with them.

phazotron:
the man is rich the woman is rich....... the kind of relationship i like.

. I tell you. That's an ideal relationship.

TEN(10) FACTS THAT MATURITY HAS TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE

Written by Canice Dim

1). The best religion is a Good Heart. You really don't have to love everyone. But never you hurt anyone, at least, first.

2). You cannot convince a woman to love you. Emotions know no logic. If she is not into you, she is not into you.
Fogerrit !

3). Marriage is a full time job. Why rush into it when it is expected to last for a life time - No half-time break,,, No time out.

4). No one would love you more than your immediate family does.
But, If you marry a very good woman, she just might break that record.

5). Protection of self interest is not selfishness. It is actually The First Psychology of human beings.
People would always help you for their own interest. That was how we were all made.

6). Almost Perfect Romantic relationships can only blossom where money and sex is NOT GIVEN but SHARED.

7). 99% of people you re scared of, are also scared of you too.
You would only find out when you bolden up before them.
They only hide their fear while you show it.
The remaining 1% don't actually know you.

. The successful people in life are just privileged people. They were just at the right environment when the right need arose.

9). Be handsome... Be beautiful,
But if you re on average looks (just like me) Always look neat when you meet people.
Your looks can connect you to kings and queens.
Your physical appearance is your first charm towards people.

10). 97% of men pay for sex in three (3) ways;
i* Direct payment to a call girl
ii* Indirectly by spending on his girlfriend at a later date (Not necessarily that day)
iii* By committing himself to the girl, according to her interest.

The remaining 3% are gigolos.lol

Some folks don't just get it.

You always yearn for God to save mankind from the evil of this world.
We pray and pray against them, while some get averted through our prayers, others don't.
Now when the evils happen, does God sit helplessly, watching it happen ?
Or does he allow it cos he loves seeing people die ?

The answer is simple;
God's purpose is beyond our emotional yearnings.
When bad things happen to us, it does NOT mean that God is evil.
They are all for His glory - The good and the bad that happens to us all.

We must key into his will for our healing, our deliverance and our blessings.
Failure of which our prayers would yield no results.
No wonder churches have produced more atheists than atheists themselves have.

Why don't churches teach this?
Why don't they tell people that God's will is all that matters,,,
Why do they teach that God wants only enjoyable things to come our ways ?

These are wrong teachings.

mathmatica:
You judge your creator with a sin depraved heart that is incapable of knowing the righteousness nor desire to know the righteousness of God's will.God did not create or desire that the evil that filled the earth should exist.For the holy scripture assures the sons of men that God is good and all his works are perfect.Sin and its consequences found it way into this world when the first man,Adam,choose to tread the part of disobedience with his companion,Eve,than obey the simple instruction of his creator.The origin of sin itself did not start with Adam but with the mighty angel,Lucifer, who created with the power of free will,choose to desire the worship that is due his creator.Although divine mercy pleaded with him to surrender to his creator,pride would not allow him and was chased out of heaven.God been filled with mercy,would not destroy the devil,for if he had,other created beings would have worshiped him with fear instead of a service of love.After loosing his place in heaven,the devil spread lies about God and succeeded in deceiving our first parent.This same deception is highlighted in your post.God is beyond your pathetic category.

. Thank you for your contribution, brother.
I will ignore your hidden insults.

You see,
Christians have been made to believe that it is not God's will for evil to be in the world.
This is a false teaching.
This is why many Christians are losing their faith today.
God wills that good and evil co-exists in order to fulfill His purpose.

We call whatever gives us pain - Evil
And call whatever gives us pleasure - Good.
Why?
Because we have emotions.
GOD HAS NO EMOTIONS.
So, both pain and pleasure serves his purpose for the world.

Whatever He wills,,, He does,,,
No one can question him. Thank you!

TEN (10) SHOCKING HIDDEN TRUTHS IN CHRISTENDOM.

Written by Canice Dim

(1.) No matter how we pray about anything, God's response to our prayers would surely be ACCORDING TO HIS WILL about that situation, not ours.

2.) We cannot on our own decide to sow a seed as we do in church.
We can only give in thanksgiving.
If the Holy Spirit did not tell you to sow a seed, the money you used in sowing that seed is a spiritual bribe and hence, as good as WASTED.

3.) We cannot impress God with ill-gotten wealth.
Use it to pay tithe...
Use it to feed the hungry...
Use it sow a seed...
Use it to build churches...
God can never be impressed by it.

4.) There is more "power of evangelism" in living a good life filled with love and care for your fellow human being,,
than in carrying the bible about preaching.

5.) You can go to heaven without paying tithes,
but you can never make it to heaven if you don't give and help those who are in need cheerfully, thereby loving your neighbour as yourself.

6.) If your fasting is not aimed at fostering a good relationship between YOU and GOD, you fast in vain.

7.) Claiming that God loves you because you have been blessed is to accuse God of hating those who are not privileged alike.
This thinking would make you lose your faith once calamity befalls you.
God loves you irrespective of how you are.

8.) A Christian that believes in free-will would always question his or her faith. Everything that has to do with God is fixed.
The earlier he realises it, the better for his Christian life.

9.) God is spirit. He has no emotions.
He is merciful, necessarily, because He is God.
He is loving, necessarily, because He is God.
And He is jealous, necessarily, because He is God.
In His 'Almightiness', He does as he pleasures and no being can question Him.

10). It is the will of God for Good (Enjoyment) and Evil (Pain) to co-exist in this world.
They both work in fulfillment of His purpose.
And His purpose can never be known by any flesh and blood.
Ultimately,
GOD IS THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF THE WORLD.

Any Questions?

When I see even graduates ask this question since that stadium was opened,
I wonder if these people really wish this country well.

Know this;
If Governor Akpabio had pocketed that #16 billion which was sunk into that stadium,
These critics would not even complain.
Do they know how much their present governors are embezzling monthly ?

How can a learned man that claims he went to school, question the economical viability of a stadium that would employ about 5,000 youths?
Not to talk about the amount of people that would rent the stadium shops.

Critics in Nigeria suppose go learn work..

Let us give honour to whom honour is due.
Akpabio is truly a great governor.

PREACHER: Bro, how much do u have with you there.

CANICE: Sir, I have #20,000 with me.

PREACHER: Ok bro, You just have to sow all that money to God right now,,, and I can assure you, before the end of next week, you shall have it tripled for you, Halleluia...

CANICE: Errmmm, sorry Sir,,, triple ? Triple of #20,000, is that not #60,000 ?
Is God's odd that low?
Just 3.0 ?
Is it not better I go and use it to play Nairabet?
The odd would be higher than just 3.0, don't you think?
If I can accumulate five sure games, I can get up to 7 to 10.0 odd na, abi?
And 10.0 odd is more than #200,000.. Yaaayy


PREACHER: ****confused**** and dumbfounded.



LESSON OF THE DRAMA
God no be Baba Ijebu and seed sowing should never be operated as gambling.

Lucky Osas Musa Wrote:

Pastors don't see my seeds and heavy donations, I give to charity.
Some pastors will tell you to donate 100k as a seed and you'll receive 5m in the next month....Is that not gambling? How about pastors telling members to be contented with the 100k and not do ''open eye'' for 5m?.. Yes, be contented with what God has given you.

Some pastors will tell you you will wake up with good news tomorrow and you will give all your money and when you wake up the next day, no good news...they will then tell you to have faith..... why didnt he tell you to have faith in the beginning?
Are you bribing God with money so He does something good for you?

Some of you are commiting sin against the Holy Spirit without even knowing it.

I don't see anything wrong in tithes and offerings but telling someone to sow a seed to get more money in return is gambling and God is not ''baba ijebu''..

(This is just my opinion and you have every right to go against it with your ''constructive'' comment'')

eminentme:
I wish all dudes in 9ja wud agree in unison not to woo any girl for just two months and you would know how important we are in their lives ...op what are u made of?

. Bro, let's start it now jooor,,, Make we show them.lol

merit12:
Cap(copy and paste)


God bless your effort


Op are you black?

. Is this too hard to write ? Abi, does it look like a foreign article? Na inferiority complex dey worry you.lol

Why do some ladies talk as if they know better, what it takes to be a man?

I mean; When you see them talk about how a real man should be or act like,
you 'll be tempted to beg God to make them a man for just one day, so they can know how it feels to carry about, that 88-karat Gold worth of testicles. Hehehehe

Last weekend, a 16 year old female neighbour of mine was busy castigating a somewhat 21, 22 year old guy, calling him a SMALL BOY...
I got so mad at her for calling her 'senior' a Smal Boy, but couldn't do much sha... Wetin I go do kwanu?lol

Ladies find life easier than men.
They won't agree to this, though.
That 16 year old girl must have dated guys that always made sure she had lotta sweet things of life,,, Hence, she must have concluded that those guys are the real men.
How did I know?... I See Things,,lol
Therefore, any guy that acts below what those guys do, should be considered Not-Man-Enough.
Pathetic!

Another factor is the FREE MONEY and GIFTS syndrome, which our ladies tend to enjoy from the many generous men that abound in Naija.
Damn...
I know one babe that used to beg me to check her mail for her with my Curve-2 phone back then.
Right now, she is rocking a Nokia Lumia with another sweet Bold-6,,, and I have only been able to up-grade to Bold-2, while my lappy has become obsolete,,
Chai,,, Chai,,, Chai,,,
To be a man...... Na wa ooO

Ladies find life more easy.

All it takes to consider a woman mature enough, is just for her to develop those essential body parts,,,,
After which she would be considered a full fledged woman,,
But for men,
If you no get money,
get your own house,
feed yourself,
get better income, et al
YOU STILL BE SMALL BOY,
Even if you re 30 years old.

Is This Fair ?lol

When a grown lady is told to "Go and Marry", all she is been told is to choose from her many suitors and agree to his proposal.
But, when a guy is been called to go and marry, He is being called to "Go and Spend".
Abi to marry na for free?lol
You need money pay for 'list'...
You need money to organise white wedding...
You need money to pay for newly enlarged bills as a married man...

Is it easy to be a man?

Many, many ladies that are unemployed today, have come inch-close to securing plum jobs, all it would have taken them was for them to sleep with a certain boss there who in turn, promised to reward them with jobs.
I have to admit that some of these ladies do refuse these offers, hence, their unemployed status.
But hey,
Nobody would ask a guy for sex in order to give him a job.
They always ask for impossible amount of money,,,,
Where would an un-employed male graduate get #500,000 for a job at maybe, Civil Defence or Immigration?

Days ago,
I got two recharge vouchers from two good people on facebook after making a soft solicitation,lol , when I got broke (I'm still broke tho')
I am sure that many more ladies would have blessed my soul with lotta recharges that day,
But, for fear of I, mis-contruing their intentions, them just bone me that evening, Lmao
But, if it was a pretty lady that needed it, Many generous guys would have pushed those goodies to her without minding what she would be thinking.
Daz orrait...

Ok, lemme talk about sex...
Many guys go crazy for it,,, And when they need it, they run helter-skelter for it, and in the process, they spend lotta cash, either by paying call-girls (Direct payment) or paying their girlfriend (Indirectly payment, which may not be that day)lol.
But when a woman feels Hot, she may not even spend a kobo.
And she gets it whenever she wants it.
Sometimes, she gets financially rewarded for it, even though she was the one that initiated and wanted it more.
Chayeee...

Now, consider that these ladies after enjoying these uncommon privileges that life offers them,
tend to come out to educate we guys on How A Real Man Should Be Like,,,
How To Be A Real Man...
Isn't it utterly an un-informed action?

Now, I'm not wishing I was a lady,,,
Don't get it twisted.
But, ladies should get busy with educating young girls on How To Be A Woman,,,
And please, STOP trying to point to us men, what and what it takes to be a man.

You Ladies Have No Idea What It Takes To Be A Man.
How it feels...
The burden we bear...
Everything,
You ve got no idea.

Being a woman is not equally easy too,
Therefore, no man should try to pretend to know what it takes.

But then,
for the records,
IT IS HARDER TO BE A MAN THAN TO BE A WOMAN.

But, not to worry Guys,,,
We Go Survive !!! Smh

The craze for guys with pink lips by ladies shows that ladies think about sex more than we ve been thinking.
They always imagine how a rump wit almost every guy they meet, would be,,,, and if they don't find it hot,,,
you 'll be a turn off to them.

And for the guys rubbing lime on their lips, I ll suggest you go and make money.
Even with your red lips,
a range rover owner can still snatch that ur babe u got with that lime-infected lips of yours.lol

THE MENACE OF HEARTBREAK.

By Canice Dim

I was in a keke one day, when a young girl boarded same keke, she was making a call, crying and begging one guy like that to please change his mind, that she can't bear what he just told her.
What did he tell her?
That guy is her boyfriend,,, Now ex.
She couldn't hide the tears, the sorrow, the anguish.
We had to start consoling her inside that keke as she kept being generous with the tears.
Chai...
I ve never seen that kind before...
So, I write...

The more heartbroken people get in romantic relationships...
*The more they can really be heartless with the opposite gender.
*The more they can go on to hurt an innocent guy or lady without blinking an eye.
*The more they can deceive someone into loving them, knowing that they don't feel a thing.
*The more they lose all remorse for the other gender, even while they groan in pain that they inflicted on them.

Pray never to meet a somewhat lover who is out for a revenge for what other guys or babes have done them.
Maka Chukwu... JUST PRAY !!!

Each time we break people's heart,
We re creating a monster in the relationship world.
We re unleashing a "personified vendetta" towards our peers.

*Many guys believe that lying to a woman is perfectly justified, as long as it would guarantee you her 'kintis'...
*Many girls believe that each relationship she gets into, should always lead her to the bank, even when she doesn't meet the guy's own 'demands'... Lol

Ultimately,
Say I LOVE YOU to a mature adult now,
Even if you mean it,
You 'll look so stupid when you see how the person you said it to, would look at you.

There are many wolves, nowadays...

*Wolves we created when he told her "It's all over", thereby breaking all his sweet promises.

*Wolves we created when she told him she needs some time off the relationship, and a month later, she got married to another, while the guy wonders; How?.

*Wolves we created when he made her say 'No' to that handsome NNPC staffer and other promising young suitors, just because she doesn't wanna lose him, but thereafter, He Dumps Her to marry another and still "Begs Her To Understand".
Understand What

*Wolves we created when she allowed him to spend his life savings in her university education, only for her to realise that he was not his class, after her graduation, thereby dumping him and marrying a 'yippy' graduate (her type,indeed).

Know this;
For each heart you break,
For every lover you disappoint,
You Are Making Our Society To Be Bereft of True Love.

If you wanna love for real,,,
If you want it really serious,
Get wholly committed.
Stay put and make it work against all odds.

If you want JUST sex from her,,
Ask her for sex, not love.
You re not irresponsible,
You Re Only Being Sincere.
To hell with what people think 'bout it.lol

If you want money from him,,
Tell him what it would cost him. Lolzz
I know..
I know it's not that easy.
But, what more can I say ?

When Life Is Now A Jungle Story. Smh

starlingbawa:
I'm sure it'd be great and make a guy feel like 'Superman'. I'm yet to experience it though I'd love it!

. My guy, same here Ooo,,,
I might end up marrying such babe sef...
Imagine!lol

izsmike:
its not always a good feeling for me, cos i ve to look for a vry good way of turning them down so dey dnt feel bad for making the first move and it leaves me with so many stalkers......................................#myopinion

. Bros, na una dey discourage them from reaching our side abi? Turn them down ke... U no try oo

jejemanito:
It feels really good if the girl is preety unfortunately they rarely do

. Hmmm,,, So na only wor-wor babes dey woo guys?
So pretty babes no dey show face for the business abi?

I seeeee!lol

This goes to those cute guys that ladies woo, 'toast', and 'chyk' with all boldness.

I have never been wooed by a lady before.
I have tried to imagine how it feels like, all to no avail.

Abeg guys,
How does it feel?
How do these babes go about it?
Do they ask for your number and start telling you those sweet things we tell them?
I'm NOT TALKING "Greenlights" here Oo
I mean outright wooing.

And please,
Don't tell me to get a life cos I already have one.lol
I just want to know how it feels to be a "beautiful boy".

For those of you crying that Kanu should be on that list,
Kanu was never a season-long First Team Player at Arsenal.
He was more of a super-sub.
Even his hart-trick against Chelsea, he came on as a substitute.
Henry, Anelka and Wiltord never gave him the privilege of consistent first team football all those years, unless few weeks they each got knocks.

So, his exclusion is quite understandable.

Kanu was more of a hero for the Super Eagles than for any club he ever played for.

Pheeew!... What's Nigeria's position please ? This is a great achievement, peeps.

I just got a call from a cousin, telling me that Peace Corp of Nigeria is recruiting.
Also, that the federal government has fully taken over the corp.

Please, is this information true ?
I can remember that this was how The Civil Defence metamorphosed into a federal parastatal.
Please, someone with information should help out abeg.
Joblessness don wound una brother.lol

You have from Tuesday to Thursday, all to yourself and yet, you get paid #20k ? You re a lucky dude. That bank job is a bad news bro. You will only have Sundays as free days. My kobo!

Begonia:
Huh? This doesn't even make sense. Op; it seems like you're going around wooing immature secondary school girls.. SMH

. You talk like a Grandma,,, I'm talking about under-graduates and graduates here. Not Grandma's, pls..

This reportage is grossly unprofessional.
It is a fact that FIFA recognizes Pinnick as the substantial NFF president.
Why give this rebel due recognition again ?