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Who hasn't seen this drama? Lool

After this press conference, this drama ensued;

TINUBU calls BUHARI'S PHONE LINE.

Beep... Beep!

*BUHARI: Yes, my broza, Asiwaju,,,

*TINUBU: I am very angry, General,,, very very angry at the moment...

*BUHARI: Why? My braza, you should neba let zis distracshan to weigh you down at all.

*TINUBU: This is beyond distraction ooO,,, I thought we agreed that we would keep mute concerning the certificate saga? What then am I seeing all over the media as your certicate?

*BUHARI: Iz was a unanimous decishan by stakeholders of our great party that we fut all these to rest. I am surfrised that you re not happy about it.

*TINUBU: I am not ooO,,, I am not at aaallll,,,, That thing you called your certificate has plunged us deeper into more mess ooO,,,, How on earth can you tell the world that Shehu Yar'adua was your exam mate at 1961, when records showed that he joined the army in 1959?
Are you indicting the dead man or what?
I... I.... I don't understand at all.

*BUHARI: Is that why you re angry? Hahahaha,,, Zan worry at all,,, His records has been edited at wikipedia, didn't you check it? Haha, you should have asked before getting angry,,,

*TINUBU: General, I am surprised you don't know the gravity of what is going on now. I am hearing that your result showed that you scored A1 in Igbo language, is that true?

*BUHARI: Kaii,,, did they add Ibo? Erm,,, ermm,,, Asiwaju, are you sure you saw Ibo?

*TINUBU: Oooh, You mean you haven't checked it?

*BUHARI: Of course I have, what you saw must be the PDP version of the result,,, You know these PDP fiful are bent on running me down,,, Walahi, if I ever get to fawer,,, Lah Illa Illa Allah !!!

*TINUBU: General, it is too early to think about what you would do when you get to power. You shouldn't have released any result,,, We would have been better placed if we have to argue about how qualified you are to stand at the polls,, But with these results, You have raised cogent questions that may just favour Omokiri, Fani and their dogs,,,*shaking head* I.. I.. I.. I mean,,, That your school principal in Katsina shouldn't have graded your result B3, A1 and D7 and their likes na...
In 1961, was there anything like A1, B3, D7?
I thought it's just Dinstinction and Pass and something similar,,, Why didn't you consult me before this whole thing went public?
Look how a party we all built with our sweat is crumbling under your feet.

*BUHARI: #Starts sweating profusely#,,,, Ahhhh, Asiwaju,,, You mean what you just said about the grades?

*TINUBU: Listen, General,,, Even if we succeed in explaining away all other mistakes you just made in the last 24 hours,
I don't know how we can explain away the fact that your school principal wrote to the army in 1963 when you joined the army, recommending you for military commissioning, adding that he considers that YOU WILL pass the WASC exams in English and Maths and three other subjects,,,, And now, you just provided a WASCE result of 1961 when the principal clearly showed that you had not a WASC result in 1963.
If people that did that for you were smart, shouldn't they have provided a WASC result of maybe 1964, or 1965 ??
General, please help us,,,
How do we explain this very grave mistake?
Do you realize that if PDP goes to court, you risk being stripped of all your privileges, and even jail?
I have been avoiding the press all these while, because of all these.
I must confess Sir, You have shot yourself in the foot,,,

*BUHARI: #Starts breathing hard#,,,, Asi... Asiwa... Asiwaju... Fris,,, Wha.. What do we do now?

*TINUBU: You should be helping me with answers because you did all these all alone,,,, Tell me how... #Phone falls on the ground at the other end of the call#
Hello...
Hello...
General?.... General... Ebgami ooO,,,
General?
General?..... Haaalllooo,,, Halllooo !!!

babadee1:
The original 1961 certificate was lost. Many people who finished school decades after Buhari have lost their original certificates.
When you lose your original certificate you can apply to your school for a statement of results which will be issued on current letterhead paper according to current guidelines. The photo on the statement of results is recent because it is required by the school for a new statement of result to be issued. This statement of result was issued yesterday January 21, 2015 not in 1961.

I hope this has helped those people still confused by this recent development.

. How can Buhari claim he graduated in 1961,,,
And in 1963 when he was joining the army,
his principal wrote a recommendation letter as thus;

"I recommend him fit for military commisioning, I consider that HE WILL PASS the West African School Certificate Examination in English, Maths and three other subjects."

This means, he didn't have those credentials while he was joining the army in 1963.
Even if he later wrote the WASCE, shouldn't the exam year be sometime after 1963.
Why show us a 1961 WASCE result, when the principal proved that he hadn't such result in 1963?

Chai...
What a fraud !!!

Behold the begging questions:

*If Shehu Yar'adua actually joined the army in 1959 as been reported, how come he graduated from college with Buhari in 1961?

*The result tendered by the said school yesterday, why is it bearing grades like B3,,, D7,,, and others while we know that such grades do not exist in the 60's.

*If really Buhari obtained that same certificate in 1961, why did his principal recommend him when he was joining the army in 1963, hoping that we would pass his 1961 WASC?

This Buhari-gate is getting more interesting.

TINUBU calls BUHARI'S PHONE LINE.

Beep... Beep!

*BUHARI: Yes, my broza, Asiwaju,,,

*TINUBU: I am very angry, General,,, very very angry at the moment...

*BUHARI: Why? My braza, you should neba let zis distracshan to weigh you down at all.

*TINUBU: This is beyond distraction ooO,,, I thought we agreed that we would keep mute concerning the certificate saga? What then am I seeing all over the media as your certicate?

*BUHARI: Iz was a unanimous decishan by stakeholders of our great party that we fut all these to rest. I am surfrised that you re not happy about it.

*TINUBU: I am not ooO,,, I am not at aaallll,,,, That thing you called your certificate has plunged us deeper into more mess ooO,,,, How on earth can you tell the world that Shehu Yar'adua was your exam mate at 1961, when records showed that he joined the army in 1959?
Are you indicting the dead man or what?
I... I.... I don't understand at all.

*BUHARI: Is that why you re angry? Hahahaha,,, Zan worry at all,,, His records has been edited at wikipedia, didn't you check it? Haha, you should have asked before getting angry,,,

*TINUBU: General, I am surprised you don't know the gravity of what is going on now. I am hearing that your result showed that you scored A1 in Igbo language, is that true?

*BUHARI: Kaii,,, did they add Ibo? Erm,,, ermm,,, Asiwaju, are you sure you saw Ibo?

*TINUBU: Oooh, You mean you haven't checked it?

*BUHARI: Of course I have, what you saw must be the PDP version of the result,,, You know these PDP fiful are bent on running me down,,, Walahi, if I ever get to fawer,,, Lah Illa Illa Allah !!!

*TINUBU: General, it is too early to think about what you would do when you get to power. You shouldn't have released any result,,, We would have been better placed if we have to argue about how qualified you are to stand at the polls,, But with these results, You have raised cogent questions that may just favour Omokiri, Fani and their dogs,,,*shaking head* I.. I.. I.. I mean,,, That your school principal in Katsina shouldn't have graded your result B3, A1 and D7 and their likes na...
In 1961, was there anything like A1, B3, D7?
I thought it's just Dinstinction and Pass and something similar,,, Why didn't you consult me before this whole thing went public?
Look how a party we all built with our sweat is crumbling under your feet.

*BUHARI: #Starts sweating profusely#,,,, Ahhhh, Asiwaju,,, You mean what you just said about the grades?

*TINUBU: Listen, General,,, Even if we succeed in explaining away all other mistakes you just made in the last 24 hours,
I don't know how we can explain away the fact that your school principal wrote to the army in 1963 when you joined the army, recommending you for military commissioning, adding that he considers that YOU WILL pass the WASC exams in English and Maths and three other subjects,,,, And now, you just provided a WASCE result of 1961 when the principal clearly showed that you had not a WASC result in 1963.
If people that did that for you were smart, shouldn't they have provided a WASC result of maybe 1964, or 1965 ??
General, please help us,,,
How do we explain this very grave mistake?
Do you realize that if PDP goes to court, you risk being stripped of all your privileges, and even jail?
I have been avoiding the press all these while, because of all these.
I must confess Sir, You have shot yourself in the foot,,,

*BUHARI: #Starts breathing hard#,,,, Asi... Asiwa... Asiwaju... Fris,,, Wha.. What do we do now?

*TINUBU: You should be helping me with answers because you did all these all alone,,,, Tell me how... #Phone falls on the ground at the other end of the call#
Hello...
Hello...
General?.... General... Ebgami ooO,,,
General?
General?..... Haaalllooo,,, Halllooo !!!

CUTS !!!!!!!

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Meanwhile, this happened this morning in our hospital. Lolzz
Enjoy!

*PASTOR : good day Doctor.

*DOCTOR : good day Sir, please sit down.
Pastor sits....

*PASTOR: yes Doctor, you sent for me..

*DOCTOR: yes Sir, its about #‎Sister_Jane‬ 's Lab result, its out. Meanwhile, I called you here because I had a chat with her and she said some things about you.

*PASTOR: #‎starts_sweating‬,,, what things? Is she okay? Is she pregnant? Ah,,, ah,, I mean what's in her Lab result?

*DOCTOR: well, Sir, is it true that you're having carnal knowledge of Sister_Jane?

*PASTOR: Heaven forgive you! How can you level such a preposterous accusation against a man of God? Is that what she told you?!! Wait, wait, wait,
are you sure she is not having some brain damage or something? Talk to me my friend!!!

*DOCTOR: sorry Sir, its just that she is HIV 1 & 2 positive and she said
you've been having carnal knowledge of her...

*PASTOR: #‎Hands_on_the_head‬,,, Chineekeee.... please don't say it loud, walls have ears. Do you mean I'm going to die? Doctor please help me, I don't want to die, please. I have 6 children in primary and secondary,,, please help me.

*DOCTOR: so you admit you did it, Sir?

*PASTOR: yes Sir, I did it Sir. It's the work of satan, I ,,, I did it Sir... Please help me, I don't want to die, please Doctor...

*DOCTOR: its alright Sir, I will help you, you're not going to die. She is only three months pregnant and you are responsible. Congratulations Sir.. At least, it's not HIV.

Pastor faints........ Hehehe...

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(both primary and Secondary data)
using any of the following Statistical softwares:

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adabeke12:
ka gbasara gi

. Adabeke, I heard you say that you stay in Owerri. I won't mind meeting Ada Owerri in Owerri sha,,, I'm officially toasting you. *smiles*... The guy is in Owerri too. I'm following you now, for pm purposes. Nobody quote me. It's strictly between Adabekee and I. Lool

Chinaimporter:
We are a nation of God united by our common believe in the almighty and i think this gomorric people of the west are doing all they can to degrade,humiliate and degenerate our superior morality.
I beleve in the mercy of God though his son jesus christ and his prophet tb Joshua and nothing the west would publish would make me engage in degenerate behaviors like watching indecent fils of nake d women copulating gregariously and pointlessly just for mere pleasure.

Sex is purely for reproduction and any enjoyment of it is animalistic,satanic and outrightly sinful......watching the performance itself is even more degenerate because that was the same thing that lead to the fallen angels while they sit in heaven and watch the daughters of men like a movie till they ended up copulating with them and giving birth the the great monsters of the ancient past.

. Check your crude post.
That sex is ONLY FOR REPRODUCTION?
And any other reason is sinful (even in marriage)?

Are you sure you don't belong to the stone age, Sir?

Aystarz:
Do you know the implication of this your thread on the lives of millions of Nigerian runs girls, the would-be runs gals and the wanna-be-runs gals? Totally squashed their dreams, and that isn't fair. With each romance-related topic on the Nairaland frontpage, u can bet ur life on it, the guys on here read, learn and act it out in the real world. U don finish our runs babes!

. *smiles*

The deceit is too much, bro.
If you check my facebook wall; www.facebook.com/canicedim,
You 'll see that I'm running a campaign against deceit in relationships from both male and female.
I'm not gender biased.

I just saw a guy comment on this thread that he was scammed of 700k, just this way.
You see what we re talking about?

That babe wey dump her fiancee on her wedding day recently, wetin u go call that kain babe.
What do you think she was doing in school while the mugu was paying her school fees.

As a runs_babe,
If you wanna retire and settle down, then do the needful and log out, so you can stay truly with the man of ur dreams.
That's my philosophy.

Olosho comes in different colours, bro.
Yes, we love them and would love them more if they stick with the business.
Not to bring it into the "Serious Relationship Arena".

Na that one dey vex home-boiz. Lool

Doesn't this deserve a Nairaland Front Page feature ?

So many men's eyes need to be opened.

That guy that was dumped on his wedding day, by his girl in Awka, if he had read things like this, he wouldn't have sponsored the education of a runs-girl he has not married.

And now,
So many men are in relationship with ladies portrayed in this short drama.
Let's Deliver The Men.

Where are the SuperMods?

FRONT PAGE PLEASE !!!!
*MODIFIED*

Special thanks to all those guys sending me pm's, thanking me for opening their eyes.
One even told me that he has a 25k bill to remit tomorrow to one babe he just met, Can you imagine? Hehehe
Ok,
To other babes wey dey vex for this post, it is never my intentions to spoil market for una.
We all need a transparent transaction.
Is that too much to ask? Hehehehe

And to the MOD that heeded my frontpage call,
May Oga Seun double your pay,,,, Ammiinn!

chronique:
I think I can relate with that. Just that in my own case,after the first cash sent and the money spent at shoprite second time,I got the code the girl's way wasn't pure. It was until recently I saw she had gone to get one of those olosho tatoo,on her neck. I begin thank my God for giving me brain to branch out quick.

. She got something from you sef,,, I Hope, it was just a peck and side-hugs that she was giving you all thru the while it lasted? Lool .... *jokes*

This Is How Most Babes Now Use Relationships To Ply Their Trade.
You 'll Love It.
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Tina cuts Ola in,
she feels that instead of always giving Ola fish, she will have to tutor her on how to catch the fish, especially in the neighbourhood.
She now seems to have a great idea.

*TINA: Don't you know that most of the time, when you collect money from these boys and immediately give them congo to shine, you end up losing out on the bigger package?
Relax... There are better ways to do it.

*OLA: Bu..but, they come straight-forward na,, they come asking for it straight,, you know all these boys. They re so blunt.

*TINA: Relax jooor,,, don't be a juu-girl. See eh,, it's just simple. When a guy comes trying to play blunt eh,, just cut him short and let him know that you will have to "Get To Know Him first". That way, ur game would be set. #‎nods_head‬

*OLA: A guy comes asking for osho, you re telling him about getting to know him? #‎bursts_into_lafter‬ Hahahaha

*TINA: Keep on laughing, later you ll be disturbing me to tell you how I get so much money and gifts from my guys.

*OLA: #‎holds_laff‬,,, ok... Okk, sorry,, but you know its complicated nau,,, Any guy you tell that will not agree na,,, they go even apply more pressure,,, You know guys na.

*TINA: Comot there jooor,,, don't you know that it's a way to form DECENT BABE for guys? Once you tell them say you can't hook up with a guy u don't know, they 'll respect you sharp sharp. U no know?

*OLA: Ohhh, So, the whole game is all about appearing as a decent babe to him?

*TINA: Before nko?... You no know before ?
See eehh, runs get level,,, And na smart babes get this format I wan teach you so.
You dey listen?

*OLA: ehee,,, ehee,,, Tell me abeg,, tell me ooO,,,, Ma body don dey hot, hehe

*TINA: Ok.... See eeh,,, When a guy wey you feel say hold some cash, come to toast you unto that congo way na,,, ehee,,, Make you just talk to am as if him don commit one big forbidden crime like that. Make am to know say you no be babe wey him go just start to dey talk to like that,,,, infact, if you fit vex, make u vex wella,,, but eh, no over-do things ooO.

*OLA: Ahh,,,, Ahh,,,, What of if him come lose interest na?

*TINA: Him no fit,,, he go just respect you kpatakpata,,, Those kind guys dey like babes wey them see as decent babes.
And na on top those kind babes them dey spend pass.

*OLA: You don't mean it !!! ... Eehhhee, .... And wetin next ?

*TINA: When you don whine him head finish,,, him go come come down, and start to dey see you unto that level of decent babe wey u don package urself give am ehh,,, Na there work start ooO,,,

*OLA: Wonderful.... Tell me more abeg...

*TINA:: Haaah,,, Ola, you go pay for this lecture ooO,,, hehehe,,, Ok na,,,
After you don on am keep,, him go wan toast you, make you be him girl,,
No try to play Hard-to-Get.
Just gree.
But give am condition say you no go come him house FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

*OLA: Hhheeeeeyyyyy !!!,,,,

*TINA: Wetin?.... Na the job be that na,,, If you no put boundaries,,, him go just chop Osho-free, break door comot,,,, So you got to wise up.

*OLA: But how him go dey give you money? As you no dey give am the thing na?

*TINA: Na to give am hope na,,, You be children?
Within the first month, you go just forge one family or school problem wey you get, give am bill.
Na So You Go Dey Give Am Bill Through Out That Three Months ooO,,,, Sooteyy, you go see say him go don spend pass wetin him for spend if to say you give an osho that time, collect money.
You no see say money dey this package pass?
Imagine say you hold like 5 guys for this kind work,,, Your own never better?

*OLA: Ahhhhh,, Tini baebeeyyY !!!... This your runs package na fire ooO,,, O boy!

*TINA: I just dey look you since na,,, you just dey collect change from these boys.
See Tunde, that short guy... Ehee, him never see anything chop ooO,
but him just credit my account with 10k this morning.

*OLA: Huuhhh,,, teeeennn wettiinn?

*TINA: Dey there,,, If you no sabi form decent babe for some Naija guys eeehh,,, Na that time you go see say them stingy die.
But if you just dey package yourself unto the levels of babe wey too dey go evening fellowship for church,, wey no dey like man, and.. and all those good good girls parole eehhh,,, You go see say some guys brain na akamu.

*OLA: BaabbeyyY,,, I dey telllsss yhu,,, Chai,,, See package ooO.
I just dey sleep since oooooOOO

--------------- Cuts--------------

Guys,
Share your experience, if u can relate with this drama.

Daintilicious:
He was not even in Calabar in the first place

. Where was he? In ur mama kitchen?

So many people would be wishing that this news is true. Lolzz

Nice stunt.

simplemach:
Big toto no go fvck emself. Meaning say no matter how toto big reach, na man go still treat am.

. Gbosaaaa !!! This is my favourite. Lol... All those babes wey dey form like say them no need man. Hehe..

100Cents:
Una know say, Namadi Sambo declared that his certificates got burnt, supported by sworn affidavits and got away with it.

Buhari come say, " Kai, this style dey work o, walai, Nigeria army hold my certificate " .

Bad belle Nigerians no con agree with the general..

. Sambo submitted his original WAEC certificate which was the minimum requirement for the office of the presidency and vice. What got burnt was his Degree and Masters certificate. If Buhari does not submit his original Waec certificate, I hope it won't cause trouble when he gets disqualified? That means OSIBANJO FOR PRESIDENT !!! Wooow!

xtophy:
so dat akwa own cannot host w/c... y all d hypes den

. Chill bro,,,, Nigeria will not be hosting the world cup anytime soon. We all know that na,,, shooo?

Good and enlightened sultan.

Change2015:
Have the Christian south of kaduna been islamist, are there no Christians left in the North, how does someone make you change your faith, is your faith so shallow? Please explain intelligently, how islamisation would occur in your opinion. Yes I'm a Christian and but you are the bigoted mind here.

. On february 21, 2000, many christians in kaduna were killed when they protested the imposition of sharia law in kaduna state. The christians in Kaduna are conserving their faith over here with their blood. You speak ignorantly.

duni04:
She no even fine

. Because say she dark?
Guys,
Una too like fair complexioned ladies.

ccnation:
Baddest thread ever readeth...!!!!!!!

Nice compilation of facts and superstition. Keep it coming bro..... Thumbs up!

. Baddest comment ever commenteth, hehe...
I know the feeling bro...
This Op tight like virgin...
The post stand like 'koboko'...
And the facts dey pointed like nipppple...

Op, if you be land, you dey Maitama Abuja...
If you be club, you be Real Madrid...
If you be better picture for viewing, you be Kim Kardashain ass...
If you be music video, you be Nicki Minaj "Anaconda"...
If you be boobs, you be Cossy Orjiakor own... Hehe..
If you be Internet forum, You be Nairaland.

Chop knuckle abeg...

Many guys don already dey form "You know who I be?" For their facebook account with these amazing facts...
Little did they know that Every Naija blood don see this thread, bone. Hehe..

Kudos bro.

Written By Canice Dim

Dear guys...

If you date a babe wey get money,
na there you go know say relationship sweet.
Chai...

Infact, you no go even remember say there is anything called cheating sef.
Na only her you go dey think about.
Ewww Chi'm...

When we talk about how sweet it is to date babes that have the cash, we would no doubt sound like Gold-diggers,,,
But that's not the case.
We only want a woman that would love for love's sake - A rare reality nowadays.

*A relationship whereby a lady measures her guy's love according to how much he spends on her is a complete whack.
It is fake and ridiculous.
*A relationship whereby your girl starts considering whether you re for real, just because her birthday fell on a date that you re having financial crisis, and thereby cannot sponsor it big, is outrageous.
*A relationship whereby your girl goes about to find out and ascertain the actual price of a certain gift that you used your "last card" to buy for her,
just to use it to measure the level of your love for her,, What would you call that... ?

You see...
It's not as if a man should need his woman's money,,,
Nada!
But, if you date a lady that can afford to buy for herself, all the basic things that she 'll need without asking you,
Only then would you be able to ascertain... To know which lady loves you and which doesn't.
If my woman earns 100k or 70k, for instance, and I happen to pass by a shop and get her some pairs of bra,,,
I wanna see her feel loved for my benevolence, not minding how much the bra might have cost.
I want my woman to first appreciate the heart I used to get her the gifts...
And for her to focus less on the quality and market price of the gift.

A girl wey no get money cannot do this.

If as a guy, you re good in buying your woman gifts,
You may have discovered how they first look at the gifts with a curious eye to know its market value.
When she finds out that it's cheap, come see drama.
Again,
Imagine dating a babe and she 'll hardly buy you a gift,
when she always receives lots of token from you, time after time.
"Oya, save some little from the one I dey give you, take am buy for me na,,,
She No Go Gree...
Hehehe...
Chai!

When a guy wey get him money DATE a lady wey get her money,,,,
chai
Love Go Sweet Die.

I just wonder how people that date broke girls enjoy the ride,,, Hehehehe
What I see is not relationship but a parasitic and one-sided cruise of two adults.
Ok,
What happens in most of such relationships is that the babe would try to "give him enough of sex",,, All with the aim of closing up the gap.
At least, they believe it would. Lolzz
Ok na...

Conclusively,
I have also found out that Guys fear babes wey get money,
Yes,
cos they fear she won't submit.
BUT THAT'S A LIE.
Two things are involved;
(1). If you as a guy, no get your own money,,,
Or
(2). you No come be strikingly fine-boy-no-pimple,,,
You Will Only Be A Complete Nuisance To A Babe Wey Get Money.
Of Oscourfe !!! Hehehe

Babe wey get money is still a woman,
She is also, still a human.
And her heart will still melt for the guy she falls for.
And once her heart melts for you, Oga,
Her Submission To Your Royal Majesty Is Most Assured.

Date a babe wey get money today,
And your lips shall be filled with testimony. #Smiles

Atk01:
When will my own day come?

. When you stop friendzoning my entity.

Great info...

But these wears are never to be worn for long.
Both g-strings and boxers should be changed periodically for fresher air.

Personally, I love seeing ladies on G-strings,,, it enables us to locate their G-spots. Hehehehe

slimmy05:
You're a daft. Where did you get your facts that they don't earn above 50k. Why do you lots keep spewing unverified information.

They earn far above 50k.

. You re a slowpoke,,, I am surrounded with policemen. A level 3, level 4 policeman that constitute more than 60% of police workforce earn less than 50k. How many policemen have you seen their salary alerts? Nansense !!!

slimmy05:
Who told this Criminals they earn peanuts? I earn far below those Men in Black and still keep my family running.

Thieves

. Keep quiet, Mister.

The real policemen that face these robbers at night earn less than 50k per month, and they have wives and children to feed.
Do you earn less than 50k?

There is no hazard allowance for policemen, as it is obtained in the medical fields.
Yet, they get killed anyhow and their wives widowed, without any sympathy from people like you.

If the reformation of Nigeria Police does not start with making policemen one of the best paid people in the country,
Then any reformation would continue to fail.

He made this statement before yesterday's primaries when it was rumored that he has stepped down for another candidate.
He used this statement to clear the air that he was still in contest.

Well, the final reality is that he eventually lost in the primaries.

He must be very down now.
Very frustrated.
Thinking of how he can recoup his wasted funds.
He would even regret coming out in the first place.

Oh politics!!!