₦airaland Forum

able20:
Mumu, so if you live Abroad nothing will kill you. You will live for 500years Abi??

check out the life expectancy data (Canada :Male 80yrs vs Nigeria :Male 53yrs) , so yes he has a better chance of living long compared to folks in Naija.......

Yes very possible, never had a carry over too....

Dear all Believe it or Not, the Man of God here is a man of High integrity, this is a warning to all of us, not to trust strangers or people we don't know with our children or property. And at the mention of the Name of Jesus, the evil spirit had to run away and dis-appear. I am one of the people who did not believe in such strange phenomenon, but some years back i have seen strange occurrences in broad day light.
if there is Good , definitely there is Evil spirits too in this world that we live in.

Glory be to God the father of all creation , for the safe return of the little girl.

honvalid:
Hun ok oo.Do u know dat one day we may hear news dat people can no longer withdraw their money till further notice.The situation of this nation is amazing me.

You have said it all, that will be the next move, we will wake up one day and hear that we can not withdraw above Bleep amount of nairas per day from our own accounts.... wait and see, if this CBN governor is allowed to continue his madness.....
imagine a friend came back from yankee and wanted to deposit USDs in his dom account, only to be told by the bank that its not possible.... imagine this our policies ooh....and now they are crying of low forex, you see if you come out with a policy then inform the populace of the formal way you want them to carryout their business give alternatives, in Nigeria the cbn will just block one route without informing you of alternatives, then Nigerians will create another loop hole as a survival stint.

dlex21:
Only a wise cripple escapes a foretold battle

if they kids get zero, then you the Man that is intelligent should assist the kids to get 99/100 if you are that smart......

madam stella, improve the man's diet, include roasted plantain in his meal at least 3 times a week, with garlic , then use original honey for his tea every morning, in no time his performance will improve( say after one month) . it seems he is suffering from sexual anxiety or stress.

This is one of my expectation of the new government, how do you explain a situation where an indian is flown into Nigeria just to do basic welding, does that mean that we do not have capable qualified welders in this country ? imagine 2000 plus indians working in just one or two plants of our great business man '-------' not to mention also Chinkos - china men also working in some of the plants, hey we need to wake up .....
this people will not even look at you in their country , talk less of employing you to weld for them.
yes we need to regulate the type of foreign workers that we allow to come to this country.
i have also seen the so called skilled foreign workers or specialists from UK, Germany ... who actually do not even know the subject matter in detail, but they come here and pose as expats , ,,,,,,wake up Nigeria .... no more sleeping ......the world is moving forward and we are still in a slumber mode.....

na wa ooh, person don struggle get dream job , now you na dey talk say marriage things go get k leg ?

Dear OP,
what you have said may be true , but for me all the jobs i have gotten In Nigeria are through online portals, at least i get the notification of the job availability through the job portals, then i apply directly on the company websites, i got 3 solid jobs with multinationals through this sites. so they are not as bad as you think.
I encourage others to use the job portals for notification , then go directly to the company websites to apply for the jobs. good luck job seekers and God bless.

Tallesty1:
I caught one trying to squeeze my deep freezer into it.

I got angry and sent her out.

Later when I entered my room I discovered that she took my foam.

Guys, never leave a girl with big-black-bag alone in your room.

Absolutely true, some ladies (not all !! ) are ready to pack as many goodies from your house , as possible that can enter that big bag.

shilling:
Op should ask some serious questions and provide Nairaland with follow up info.

Money wise, N75know isnothing. To put things in perspective, even if op was doing some crappy minimum wage job fulltime, he'll make around $1280 and have a better standard of living.

@Shillings; from calculation of his earning $1280 dollars per month ? and he has to pay his own bills minimum of $500 dollars per month for a manageable single self contain or at worst share the rent with his sister (if she is married / he cant be leaving with her that long )
also remember he has to pay taxes from his total income , pay for insurance e.t.c .....

My advise to this Man is to take One month vacation ( annual leave , go to the States and see what's up ) but i dont support any illegal form of travelling it's not funny at all for a Man to be leaving & hiding

dedons:
Who cares

My abled Nairalanders,I urgently need a job.

Thank you.

@Dedon, pray that the rigth Government should come to Power, a Government of People willing to Serve , then you will have your Job.

Bevista:
Just 2% of polling units affected - fair job by INEC. Even if PDP overwhelmingly rig these 300 units, it won't have any material effect on the overall results.

GMB is Nigeria's next President.

#SaiBaba

it's 0.2% pls not 2%

Dam dis na temptation ooh, d woman must be d devil in d mans world, however as d most qualified prof to head ABU i cant rule out Set up by d northern elements. its a shame

Edoboy1: . She said they will get back to them when they finish their findings...."Crying for the students in my dialect, OGHUWA FO". Can't they do part time jobs? Or they r not allowed? Ha! I just tire for my country. What's the way forward?

In Russia a foreign student is not allowed to work at all, you have just student visa, but i am sad reading this story , in 2001 / 2002 the same thing happened to Nigerian students , allowances were not paid, d students highjacked d embassy and afterwards were paid the 6 months allowances. Russia is very hustile country , racism and all sort of evil vices, d students may be tempted to go into drug dealing, prostitution and even stripping in clubs to survive. pls pay them their allawee ooh.

i am on 80% at 35 so help me God for d remaining 20%

Just to analyze this strange event, a competent medical team should examine d corpses for signs of bullet wounds or machette cuts. if any of dis symptoms is absent, then lets not rule out a possibility of capsized boat resulting to these deaths. .

Thank God for a beautiful baby girl after 3 yrs of marriage.

Fellow Naija People, all i will say is that when married couples are struggling to hav a baby, its advisable to pray to God and visit a medical specialist for specific infertility test for both the man and d woman, surely sometimes d man is at fault having low sperm count, or high level of certain male hormones in his system, or stress related issues , and atimes very simple vitamins are d solution.
for d woman it could be that her body fats are high and stopping her from conceiving, or some infection which can be cured and she befores fit e.t.c. With faith nothing is too complex 4 God to solve.

For every phenomenon there is a cause, so lets do an RCA on the likely causes of this private jet issues;
1) no pothole free roads to drive by road from point a to b in Naija
2) fear of beign attacked on road due to security issues
3) due to point 1 & 2 people prefer to travel by air
4) some times planes do crash due to lack of strict & proper routine maintenance, lack of proper regulation e.t.c
5) super rich buys his own private jet to move around ensuring proper routine checks are done
so it is obvious that corruption is d sole cause of this palava of super rich aquiring jets, no electricity for small scale industries to operate, hence reduce or eliminate unemployment to cancel out point No 2
you can each analyze d situation. so dont blame men of God for having jets, resolve problems 1 to 4,, and see the result.

Good move from katsina, why cant d other 18 states follow do 30mg solar projects , this will help boost power Good move from katsina, why cant d other 18 states follow do 30mg solar projects , this will help boost power

my car had an added accessory which warms d engine at nite, i discovered it after one week , it makes a humming noise, some kind of heating device.

Sapele_Don: I put up a post about two or so months ago on how I actually got my passport back stamped with a Nigerian Visa via an express mail delivery and it took exactly 48 hours. For those living in the United States and are close to Georgia my advice is for you to go to the Embassy in Atlanta. Not sure there is anybody that can complain about the Embassy there,and for those with triple and double nationality bad mouthing every little positive step the Nigerian Govt takes I am sure you guys are very proud of yourself. Some people can not just grow up. As if having a dual citizenship as an express ticket to heaven or even Disneyworld. Nigeria is a work in progress and I have nothing but admiration and respect for anybody who in their little ways(even by words of the mouth)in helping the country grows.

Sapele_Don: I put up a post about two or so months ago on how I actually got my passport back stamped with a Nigerian Visa via an express mail delivery and it took exactly 48 hours. For those living in the United States and are close to Georgia my advice is for you to go to the Embassy in Atlanta. Not sure there is anybody that can complain about the Embassy there,and for those with triple and double nationality bad mouthing every little positive step the Nigerian Govt takes I am sure you guys are very proud of yourself. Some people can not just grow up. As if having a dual citizenship as an express ticket to heaven or even Disneyworld. Nigeria is a work in progress and I have nothing but admiration and respect for anybody who in their little ways(even by words of the mouth)in helping the country grows.

Sapele_Don: I put up a post about two or so months ago on how I actually got my passport back stamped with a Nigerian Visa via an express mail delivery and it took exactly 48 hours. For those living in the United States and are close to Georgia my advice is for you to go to the Embassy in Atlanta. Not sure there is anybody that can complain about the Embassy there,and for those with triple and double nationality bad mouthing every little positive step the Nigerian Govt takes I am sure you guys are very proud of yourself. Some people can not just grow up. As if having a dual citizenship as an express ticket to heaven or even Disneyworld. Nigeria is a work in progress and I have nothing but admiration and respect for anybody who in their little ways(even by words of the mouth)in helping the country grows.

you are lucky on this one, it took me one month to get my daugther a visa to visit Nigeria, actually she got it 3 hrs before her fligth, and guess what? she was just one month old. i had to pray 4 naija , the bad news was that d folks at d washington consulate office do not even answer phone calls, so it was difficult 2 follow up. This move by d foreign minister is a good one , hope it works