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Sports / Re: Oliseh Prays For Golden Eaglets by Captain001(m): 7:23am On Nov 04, 2013
Nice one Oliseh. You are the only football analyst from West Africa that talks sense as reasons critically. I cover my face in shame when Sammy Kufour speaks. The can can hardly make a complete reasonable statement. Another joker is Victor Ikpeba.
Travel / Re: A Nairalander's Tale On His West African Tour by Captain001(m): 7:04am On Nov 03, 2013
My patience waiting for the continuation of the tale is gradually wearing out... Tonye where art thou
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Education / Re: Oyedepo - Covenant University Will Be Among World’s Top 10 By 2022 by Captain001(m): 7:30am On Oct 23, 2013
iyke926: Its okay but . . .


Abeg Abraham Lincoln died in 1865 approximately a century before the internet was invented and can't possibly make a quote about the Internet.
Literature / Re: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Captain001(m): 10:45pm On Oct 20, 2013
I remember Ovie(dont know if I got the name right) the flute player who became proud and decided to fake his own death...

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Captain001(m): 7:05am On Oct 20, 2013
Greenny: Hello house please i need your help.
I am about to apply for my uk study visa(jan 2014) and my passport will expire april 2014,do i need to renew my passport or will they give me visa beyond the validity of my passport?
Is passport number written on CAS?
Lastly, the middle name on my birth certificate is different from the one on my international passport. The middle name on my international passport is the same as all my credentials.
I beg wetin make i do?


It's better you renew the passport before applying. But if the school has offered you CAS letter already you can go ahead and apply. In my case the school entirely refused to offer me the CAS until I renewed my passport.
Education / Re: PTDF Overseas Scholarship 2013/2014: Shortlisted Candidates. by Captain001(m): 2:51pm On Oct 13, 2013
Dammie118: pls folks I need yo help! I have got the ptdf application card and I tried to register for 2014/2015 msc scholarship but I got stuck at step 3 cos I could not upload even my passport let alone my other credentials. Each time I tried to upload this following message always popped up "The value of your uploadsDirVar is incorrect. Open uploadTester.asp in an editor and change the value of uploadsDirVar to the pathname of a directory with write permissions.
After you correct this problem, reload the page. ". Pleeeeaaaaassseeee what can I do to get my registration completed?


Check that the pass is of the approved size. Crop your passport to 15kb
Sports / Re: Why Nigeria Must Qualify For 2014 World Cup by Captain001(m): 6:09pm On Oct 11, 2013
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Brother me... I was extremely angered by the senselessness in his that brought back memories of my days as a student in gh.
Sports / Re: Why Nigeria Must Qualify For 2014 World Cup by Captain001(m): 4:50pm On Oct 11, 2013
Banku&Tilapia:


Why mumugeria must not qualify
1. Rampant stealing of credit cards will increase in Brazil.
2. Drug smuggling will increase
3. Will tarnish the image of Africa with their lawlessness
4. Will not be sociable cuz no one can understand their heavy thick funny accent. Eg. A mumugerian will say porshoe instead of pursue. Utter nonsense.
5. Da hell of Africa.
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
6. The country wit da most bleached women in the world.
7. A disgrace to the black race.
8. Will not advance from group stages
9. Mumugerians r liabilities anywhere they go.

Banku and Tilapia... see the kind of names you bear. hungry stricken, poor, black kenke eating ghanain. Go back to Brong Ahafo
Sports / Re: Why Nigeria Must Qualify For 2014 World Cup by Captain001(m): 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2013
Banku&Tilapia:


Why mumugeria must not qualify
1. Rampant stealing of credit cards will increase in Brazil.
2. Drug smuggling will increase
3. Will tarnish the image of Africa with their lawlessness
4. Will not be sociable cuz no one can understand their heavy thick funny accent. Eg. A mumugerian will say porshoe instead of pursue. Utter nonsense.
5. Da hell of Africa.
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
6. The country wit da most bleached women in the world.
7. A disgrace to the black race.
8. Will not advance from group stages
9. Mumugerians r liabilities anywhere they go.

Banku and Tilapia... see the kind of names you bear. hungry stricken, poor, black kenke eating ghanain. Go back to Brong Ahafo

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Refers To Stella Oduah As A Vampire On Twitter by Captain001(m): 11:42pm On Oct 09, 2013
karpentar: This bloke is shockingly displaying ignorance despite quality education he received in England. "Act of God" is a contractual term also termed "force majeure" ascribed to events beyond the control of parties to an agreement. It could be earthquake, terrorism, plane crash, landslide volcanoes, e.t.c . In such cases, no liability is applicable. Fani should know such little things. I'm surprised he doesn't.
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Plane crash caused by human element is in no way an act of God. Neither is terrorism an act of God. You rightly mentioned the acts of God in earth quake, land slide, volcanoes and other natural disasters. These incessant crashes can be brought to barest minimum if our aviation ministry is "functional"
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Refers To Stella Oduah As A Vampire On Twitter by Captain001(m): 1:14pm On Oct 09, 2013
But did the woman actually say that accidents are acts of God? If she did, then I don't blame this man

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by Captain001(m): 8:32am On Sep 16, 2013
Since this is a management test question I think one should eliminate mathematics from contention here and see the -1 as factors that negatively impact on the organisation both external and internal while viewing the +1 as positives in the organisation. In every organisation there is bound to be positives and negative. When these two come to play (-1+1) how are u able to resolve it and come up with a result that will benefit the organisation? I feel that is what they want you to analyse
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Blast Senators Over Child Marriage by Captain001(m): 8:23am On Jul 31, 2013
She's done well by adding her voice to the call, but her statement lacks intelligence and manners.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Captain001(m): 9:32pm On Jul 30, 2013
Please Just Wise, I need your opinion on this. I was advised by a relation who schooled in the UK ages ago to transfer my school fees as well as all my living expenses to my school in the UK and then obtain a letter(from the school) stating that I have paid as well as deposited enough money to see me trough my one year masters program(which ofcourse will be the truth).He said that will compensate for the 28days am required to keep money in my account. Please what do you have to say about this? Thanks in anticipation of your usual quick and helpful response.
Romance / Re: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by Captain001(m): 9:39pm On Jul 23, 2013
Lol... Funny names. I call my baby candy shop

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Romance / Re: Which Statement Hurts The Most In A Relationship by Captain001(m): 8:16am On Jul 20, 2013
la furia:
Trying to be strong right, it ain't that easy because if you are that fantastic, why did he leave.


Where's the like button?
Politics / Re: Infrastructural Development In Abia State (Pictures) by Captain001(m): 8:09pm On Jul 18, 2013
Who got paid to show us this absolute rubbish? Show us the state of the roads leading to the structures, show us the state of roads in aba, show us the state of ariaria market, everything in the state has fallen apart and ignoble, shameless sycophants who should bury their faces in shame have the audacity to mouth thrash here. God is watching us all
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Captain001(m): 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2013
JUSTWISE... Please my enquiry bothers on sponsorship. I have received a CAS letter to do masters in the UK and its left for me to apply for visa. I do not want to make any mistakes. A company is sponsoring me to the UK for the program but this came after I have filled self sponsorship during application for admission and hence my CAS does not contain sponsorship details. The company can't pay the money into my account 28 days before Visa application. Please what documents do I need to obtain from the company to aid my Visa application?
Religion / Re: A Must Read: The Dust Raised By John Kumuyi's Wedding! by Captain001(m): 7:52am On Jul 14, 2013
bizmahn:
No one should regard this double standard personality called Frosbel.His strategy is always to hide under the name of our Lord Jesus & call all churches cults including living churches.Yet himself will stylishly present unimaginable error teachings like hell does not exist,Jesus is not God & Such heretic teachings.He's a wolf in sheeps clothing & all must beware!!
Seems Frosbel is of the "Jehovah's witnesses" the last day will justify all teaching. Let's all just forget self and carry the cross of Jesus Christ in all purity and soundness of minds as we await the coming of our dear lord.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Captain001(m): 12:20am On Jul 14, 2013
ik121: NYSC BATCH A 2013 Prospective corp members meets here for discussion. Thank you.
2013 batch A still referred to as PROSPECTIVE? Even after batch B have gone into camp...hmmm
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Sues Aproko247 For N100m Over Fake Story by Captain001(m): 5:17pm On Jul 13, 2013
pheyikemi: can't stop laffing grin grin

Don't laugh too much because the guy whose comment made up laugh also made a mistake himself by using "needs" when referring to more than one person.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part2 by Captain001(m): 4:34pm On Jul 13, 2013
Sir P!:
Ill suggest you transfer the funds into your account, its much easier


Please my enquiry bothers on sponsorship. I have received a CAS letter to do masters in the UK and its left for me to apply for visa. I do not want to make any mistakes. A company is sponsoring me to the UK for the program but this came after I have filled self sponsorship during application for admission and hence my CAS does not contain sponsorship details. The company can't pay the money into my account 28 days before Visa application. Please what documents do I need to obtain from the company to aid my Visa application?
Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke-linus Goes Blonde (photos) by Captain001(m): 8:17am On Jun 12, 2013
Black with blonde hair...looks more like Duracell Battery

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