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BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Do we even have a president in this country

BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I strongly condemn this

Cheap attempt at appeasing the people of the lower Niger.
This wont help, just start working on your campaign promises or better still declare state of emergency in all sectors and create a ministry for corruption. Lest i let go of my boot for some asss kicking soon

PassingShot:
GEJ remains the worst president in Nigeria's history.




You all are not serious. You are hypocrites and people like you MUST not exist in large number in any society if it must prosper.

GEJ failed for five and half years and you don't want him criticized. But less than 48 hours of PMB you eediots led by the one and only protection seeker want him to solve all the problems caused by Jonathan/PDP in sixteen years.

Are you guys normal? I mean, do you guys have function brain cells?

You're very disgusting but the good news is that most Nigerians are sensible and will judge PMB on core issues. Not on TANoids-manufactured "promises"

Senseless talk from a resident chipmunk. The Daura Dunce must perform, so be informed

They should rather give it to the RABBIED DOG OF UBIMA.

Rawani:
It's just plain cowardice switching monikers to hurl insults. Swerve.

Get lost and never be found

Let GEJ be please. Its a new dawn.

Let the DAURA MALLAM answer for all those going forward.

100days is not far and we will bare fangs fully for the Monster from Daura

Rawani:
Hopefully Nigerians will exercise some patience, and the opposition will abandon their shallow distractions veiled as constructive criticism.

Sharrrrrrap muggggggu

The Daura Dunce must come on NTA and reel out his:
Asset of N1m and 150 sickly cows(few calves added if any) or nothing.
Liability of N28m(being money borrowed from bank for election rigging)

Sweet music to my ears.

And a Daura Mallam is expected to turn things around

*clears throat*

Just like GEJ use to tell us. CHANGE INDEED

THE ONLY CRITERIA WAS HIS TRIBE

BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OFFSPRINGS OF THE OLD DAURA DUNCE

GEJ AND SAMBO DID SAME THING. THOUGHT THEY WOULD HAVE MADE IT PUBLIC IN THE SPIRIT OF CHANGE.

A FAMILIAR ROAD

COSMETICS

HOW ELSE DO WE EXPLAIN "ONE CHANCE"

midolian:
hehehhehe..will u everr be pleased?

I NEED POWER AND OTHER OF HIS DUBIOUS PROMISES ASAP AND NOT SOME STUPID PASS.

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midolian:
President Muhammadu Buhari says officials of past administrations including ministers are entitled to their full rights and privileges under the constitution, and must not be subjected to any undue harassment and intimidation at the airports or at other points of entry and exit.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/184068-buhari-warns-airport-officials-others-against-stopping-ex-ministers-from-travelling.html

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RUBISH FROM AN OLD ILLITERATE DULLARD

See what BOooooohari has brought upon Nigeria

HYPOCRITICAL BOKOHARIAM

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DECREE 4

STORY STORY STORY

And Buhari is yet to condemn this?
Infact he should relocate his office to that Bornu W.I.E
IDIOTIC DAURA DUNCE

ogahlouiskid18:
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly
married man saw
a prostitute clothed seductively by the road.
She was
just to sexy to
be overlooked. He picked her up and
abandoned the
way home to a
hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five
minutes
he was on top
of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a
snake.
When he was having
sex with her, her moanings sounded like a
'hissing
snake'. But he was
carried away with her moves and didn't really
give his concern to it. The married man had
sex with
her over and
over again. Paid her more than what they
bargained.He woke up at
voodoo hour with the intention of having
another
round with her. He
didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing
sounds
in the bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom. He opened the
door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he
saw big
pythons talking
to each other. He screamed loudly. The
pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the door and found
it
locked. The pythons
crawled to him. He shouted for help and
banged the
door. The
pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered it was just a
nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched
off he
felt. He felt
something
cold touching his body. He searched with his
hands
and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with
scales. He
finally felt
something trying to swallow his head. He
touched it
and discovered it
was a big snake trying to
swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His
head,
down to his chest
was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous
saliva covered
his face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the
snake pinned
him down. He tried to
scream for help but couldn't because if he
opens his
mouth, the
snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he
will
unavoidably swallow
it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his
hands but the
snake was too
strong. He managed to bite the snake's
tongue. The
snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits
him. He looked at the snake with blood on
his mouth
and discovered
it was a big python. He grabbed an empty
bottle and
smashed the
python. The python collapsed. He jerked up
and
jumped out of the
bed. He started screaming for help. He
dashed out of
the hotel. He
got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was
asleep already. He
crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept
off. He
woke up almost
at dawn and discovered his wife has turned
into a
snake.. The wife
told him everything he did and how he stroke
a
python dead. Before
he could apologise, his wife tod him she was
her
mother disguised in
a different body. He cheated on him with her
mother.
She so got
angry. The man almost committed suicide.
His wife
told him to return
to that hotel and carry her mother back to
the house
if not she'll kill
him. He left immediately and rushed down to
the
hotel. He went
straight to the hotel room and found his wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister,
his mother in the room. They were all hissing
like
snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the
same
secret cult. They stood up and watch him
without
saying a word.
Great panic gripped him by the throat. He
couldn't
talk.....
And the only problem now is **
I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...****
Mtchewwwww...Happened in
OWERRI my foot ..... Fake story joor...I'm
sorry if I
scared
you. Anyway this is one way of saying *be
careful*
Pm