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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast Rocks Maiduguri Market by captainBIAFRA(m): 2:15pm On May 31, 2015
BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! angry angry angry angry


Do we even have a president in this country tongue tongue tongue

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Crime / Re: Man Almost Lynched To Death For Stealing Petrol In Edo [photo] by captainBIAFRA(m): 2:09pm On May 31, 2015
BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Ogbonnaya Onu As The Secretary Of The Federation by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:57pm On May 31, 2015
I strongly condemn this angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Ogbonnaya Onu As The Secretary Of The Federation by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:53pm On May 31, 2015
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Cheap attempt at appeasing the people of the lower Niger.
This wont help, just start working on your campaign promises or better still declare state of emergency in all sectors and create a ministry for corruption. Lest i let go of my boot for some asss kicking soon grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: 10 Ways Jonathan Failed Nigerians by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:51pm On May 31, 2015
PassingShot:
GEJ remains the worst president in Nigeria's history.




You all are not serious. You are hypocrites and people like you MUST not exist in large number in any society if it must prosper.

GEJ failed for five and half years and you don't want him criticized. But less than 48 hours of PMB you eediots led by the one and only protection seeker want him to solve all the problems caused by Jonathan/PDP in sixteen years.

Are you guys normal? I mean, do you guys have function brain cells?

You're very disgusting but the good news is that most Nigerians are sensible and will judge PMB on core issues. Not on TANoids-manufactured "promises"
Senseless talk from a resident chipmunk. The Daura Dunce must perform, so be informed cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Dr Ogbonnaya Onu's Profile And Pictures by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:48pm On May 31, 2015
They should rather give it to the RABBIED DOG OF UBIMA.

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Politics / Re: Onyema Responds To Buhari's Critics Over Assets Declaration Not Made Public by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:43pm On May 31, 2015
Rawani:


It's just plain cowardice switching monikers to hurl insults. Swerve.

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Get lost and never be found
Politics / Re: 10 Ways Jonathan Failed Nigerians by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:39pm On May 31, 2015
Let GEJ be please. Its a new dawn.

Let the DAURA MALLAM answer for all those going forward.

100days is not far and we will bare fangs fully for the Monster from Daura cool cool cool

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Politics / Re: Onyema Responds To Buhari's Critics Over Assets Declaration Not Made Public by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:34pm On May 31, 2015
Rawani:
Hopefully Nigerians will exercise some patience, and the opposition will abandon their shallow distractions veiled as constructive criticism.
Sharrrrrrap muggggggu angry cool

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Politics / Re: Onyema Responds To Buhari's Critics Over Assets Declaration Not Made Public by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:33pm On May 31, 2015
The Daura Dunce must come on NTA and reel out his:
Asset of N1m and 150 sickly cows(few calves added if any) or nothing.
Liability of N28m(being money borrowed from bank for election rigging)
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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Security And Economic Challenges Will Remain For Long – Campbell by captainBIAFRA(m): 1:26pm On May 31, 2015
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Sweet music to my ears. grin grin grin grin grin

And a Daura Mallam is expected to turn things around grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Politics / Re: The New Opposition Is A Joke by captainBIAFRA(m): 10:53pm On May 30, 2015
*clears throat* cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Will Be Over Soon, Says Buhari. by captainBIAFRA(m): 8:30pm On May 30, 2015
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Just like GEJ use to tell us. CHANGE INDEED grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: How Buhari's ADC Was Selected by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:53pm On May 30, 2015
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THE ONLY CRITERIA WAS HIS TRIBE cool smiley smiley smiley

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri Mosque, Kills Many by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:45pm On May 30, 2015
BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari And Sisters At Presidential Inauguration Gala Night (photo) by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:41pm On May 30, 2015
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OFFSPRINGS OF THE OLD DAURA DUNCE smiley cool smiley cool smiley

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo Declare Assets by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:28pm On May 30, 2015
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GEJ AND SAMBO DID SAME THING. THOUGHT THEY WOULD HAVE MADE IT PUBLIC IN THE SPIRIT OF CHANGE. grin

A FAMILIAR ROAD grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Declare Their Assets by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:21pm On May 30, 2015
COSMETICS grin

HOW ELSE DO WE EXPLAIN "ONE CHANCE" grin

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Politics / Re: Without Alamieyeseigha, I Won’t Have Been A Former President — Jonathan by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:07pm On May 30, 2015
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Politics / Re: Buhari Warns Airport Officials Against Stopping Ex-ministers From Travelling by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:04pm On May 30, 2015
midolian:
hehehhehe..will u everr be pleased?
I NEED POWER AND OTHER OF HIS DUBIOUS PROMISES ASAP AND NOT SOME STUPID PASS. smiley

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Politics / Re: Buhari Warns Airport Officials Against Stopping Ex-ministers From Travelling by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:00pm On May 30, 2015
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midolian:
President Muhammadu Buhari says officials of past administrations including ministers are entitled to their full rights and privileges under the constitution, and must not be subjected to any undue harassment and intimidation at the airports or at other points of entry and exit.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/184068-buhari-warns-airport-officials-others-against-stopping-ex-ministers-from-travelling.html
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RUBISH FROM AN OLD ILLITERATE DULLARD smiley cool

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Sports / Re: FIFA Tells Nigerian Referees To Forget Officiating At World Cup by captainBIAFRA(m): 4:16pm On May 30, 2015
See what BOooooohari has brought upon Nigeria cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: The Mixed Reactions Between Obj And Gej At The Handover Ceremony by captainBIAFRA(m): 10:56am On May 30, 2015
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Politics / Re: Buhari: Military Offensive Against Boko Haram, Anti-north by captainBIAFRA(m): 8:34am On May 30, 2015
HYPOCRITICAL BOKOHARIAM angry

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Politics / Re: Journalist Beaten At Inauguration Over Report On Buhari & Nasarawa Gov by captainBIAFRA(m): 8:31am On May 30, 2015
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BUHARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII



DECREE 4 cool

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Politics / Re: El-rufai, Deputy To Forfeit 50 Per Cent Salary by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:26am On May 30, 2015
STORY STORY STORY angry angry angry angry angry
Crime / Re: Twin Bomb Blast At Wedding Service In Borno State by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:21am On May 30, 2015
And Buhari is yet to condemn this?
Infact he should relocate his office to that Bornu W.I.E angry angry
IDIOTIC DAURA DUNCE cool

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Religion / Re: Why Deeper Life Turned Down Jonathan’s Request To Visit Church During Campaign by captainBIAFRA(m): 11:21pm On May 28, 2015
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Crime / Re: Breaking News In Owerri by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:28pm On May 28, 2015
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ogahlouiskid18:
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly
married man saw
a prostitute clothed seductively by the road.
She was
just to sexy to
be overlooked. He picked her up and
abandoned the
way home to a
hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five
minutes
he was on top
of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a
snake.
When he was having
sex with her, her moanings sounded like a
'hissing
snake'. But he was
carried away with her moves and didn't really
give his concern to it. The married man had
sex with
her over and
over again. Paid her more than what they
bargained.He woke up at
voodoo hour with the intention of having
another
round with her. He
didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing
sounds
in the bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom. He opened the
door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he
saw big
pythons talking
to each other. He screamed loudly. The
pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the door and found
it
locked. The pythons
crawled to him. He shouted for help and
banged the
door. The
pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered it was just a
nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched
off he
felt. He felt
something
cold touching his body. He searched with his
hands
and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with
scales. He
finally felt
something trying to swallow his head. He
touched it
and discovered it
was a big snake trying to
swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His
head,
down to his chest
was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous
saliva covered
his face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the
snake pinned
him down. He tried to
scream for help but couldn't because if he
opens his
mouth, the
snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he
will
unavoidably swallow
it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his
hands but the
snake was too
strong. He managed to bite the snake's
tongue. The
snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits
him. He looked at the snake with blood on
his mouth
and discovered
it was a big python. He grabbed an empty
bottle and
smashed the
python. The python collapsed. He jerked up
and
jumped out of the
bed. He started screaming for help. He
dashed out of
the hotel. He
got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was
asleep already. He
crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept
off. He
woke up almost
at dawn and discovered his wife has turned
into a
snake.. The wife
told him everything he did and how he stroke
a
python dead. Before
he could apologise, his wife tod him she was
her
mother disguised in
a different body. He cheated on him with her
mother.
She so got
angry. The man almost committed suicide.
His wife
told him to return
to that hotel and carry her mother back to
the house
if not she'll kill
him. He left immediately and rushed down to
the
hotel. He went
straight to the hotel room and found his wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister,
his mother in the room. They were all hissing
like
snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the
same
secret cult. They stood up and watch him
without
saying a word.
Great panic gripped him by the throat. He
couldn't
talk.....
And the only problem now is **
I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...****
Mtchewwwww...Happened in
OWERRI my foot ..... Fake story joor...I'm
sorry if I
scared
you. Anyway this is one way of saying *be
careful*
Pm
Politics / Re: Nigerians Nominate For Buhari’s Cabinet by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:23pm On May 28, 2015
undecided
Politics / Re: Court Throws-Out Application To Stop Buhari's Inauguration by captainBIAFRA(m): 7:20pm On May 28, 2015
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