₦airaland Forum

adioolayi:
I'm voting PMB in 2019 if he contest again..

spits on you** drives away

floragregs:
Bring her make I boil her take cook soup. Mtshewwww. No be who chop belleful dey see beauty for person face?

girls and jealousy . but they know who fine pass them sha

me69:
The mistake Buhari did was not cleaning up to legislature when he came on. They are obviously fighting him and those who voted for a corruption free society. But we the people can't complain if we don't help Buhari by confronting these people and shaming them.

*spits on you*

BlackMystery:
Chai !!warrisdis o

kano and jigawa na pure
example of monkey na monkey anywhere

mrvitalis:
Hate can make a smart man foolish

This man is just appealing to the emotions of Igbos..

So Buhari should order for the release of people remanded in prison by court order to show his not a tyrant? ?? Dose that even make any sense at all??

Apply for bail if granted fg has the right to challenge so too u can until it gets to supreme Court and wants it has reached there there is nothing Buhari can do

But when has treason become a bailable offence? Tot he was a graduate?

when i saw hate can make smart man foolish i tot u were abt to make some sense not knowing you were even refering to urself as the foolish one here. which court order is still keeping dasuki der

OZAOEKPE:
OGBONNI MEN

*spitsOnYou*

Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/

*spits on advice* walks away

Annie939:
like seriously

u check it na

Annie939:
this guy will be tooooooooo sweet

asha...

Collenshy2020:
When dat guy BBC being dey shout Mbaka Why Why, d thing sound like say nah play, alas e don clear for me eye say Mbaka get K-leg, d hardship hit d niggah tooh bad.

yes oooo it was like play now ppl don't want to talk because they wil say its a man of God mtc heww

Nairalanders please help me understand this, after mbaka successfully brought in buhari he is still asking us to come for adoration to break the spirit of hardship. Please help me understand. I never knew that BBC GUY saw something before shouting MBAKA WHY

Something tells me this man is about to leave that office, he is now eating up the fingers he uses to eat

Information reaching 247ureports.com reveal the troubles bedeviling the 1st family of Nigeria maybe far from over judging by the demeanor of the President of the federal republic of Nigeria and the body language instruction dished out to the various anti-graft agencies in the country. A highly reliable source stated that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission [EFCC] has opened a comprehensive probe on the person of the 1st lady over her interaction with the many lobbyists looking to reach her husband for a favor.
Our source revealed that the relationship between the 1st lady and the President had so much deteriorated to a near none existent following a few days after the swearing-in as the President of the federal republic of Nigeria. Chief on the top reasons why the President turned away from the 1st lady was her desire to play the role of the 1st lady in the manner other 1st ladies had played – in the likes of Stella Obasanjo, Turaki Yar’Adua and Patience Jonathan. Aisha Buhari wanted to have the type of influence over her husband as the other 1st ladies before her. She wants to influence who is appointed to certain sensitive positions in her husband’s administration, and to effectively control certain aspect of the government. Our source adds that she had already become a ‘paid’ lobbyist of some sort. “She did not waste time in collecting money from businessmen and other people looking to meet her husband”, said the source who added that Buhari in the know of her money collecting activities – that he blocked her out of his daily activities.
“Buhari would walk in to the house from work in the evening and he would immediately walk upstairs to his room and lock the doors to keep Aisha away from his room“, stated the source as he explained the cold shoulder given to Aisha by Mohammadu Buhari immediately he discovered her intent to become involved in his administration as his life partner. According to the source, Buhari was not comfortable with the information from friends and associates concerning Aisha’s mingling with politicians and businessmen who were interested in meeting with the President. For this reason, the President decided on avoiding communication with his wife, the 1st lady. On some occasion, Mohammadu Buhari had instructed the 1st to refund the monies collected from several sources – of which the 1st lady did not take lightly with her husband.
“Her lifestyle needs money and power, and it is so different from what Mohammadu Buhari can tolerate ” Information on her upbringing and background spell extravaganza and luxurious lifestyle. “She wants and loves money and things money can buy so much that she is willing to harbor and encourage corruption ” said our source as he continued, “She is from a different generation from Buhari and she has little personal relationship with her husband to enable her relate her concerns to him“. And he can care less of her opinions on policies or government matters.
Buhari’s realization of Aisha’s brother, Musa’s interference in his administration was one of the initial problems that greeted the President. Aisha’s brother had begun reaching to individuals seeking to do business with the Buhari’s administration – immediately Buhari won the presidential elections. Reports have it that he raised amounts in excess of N500million within a span of six month following the presidential elections. The President was not happy with Musa. He directed for Musa to be bundled out of the Presidential villa and banished from Villa. A source from the villa told 247ureports.com that he was handcuffed an escorted out of the villa.
It is to this point that the presidency took to action. The President, according to the source instructed for all information of financial wrong doing by his wife and her siblings should be directed to the EFCC for further investigation. The Chairman of the EFCC – who is presently battling to impress the President – is reported to have been instructed to begin a broad investigation into the financial dealings of the 1st lady and his siblings.
247ureports.com is unsure the extent of the investigation. But it is certain that the 1st lady has taken her fate and abandoned Buhari’s home for the United Kingdom.


Source: http://247ureports.com/efcc-turns-searchlight-on-aisha-buhari-and-her-siblings/

Nawa o so you ppl think these ppl here are responsible for the kidnappin hmm i disagree. This one na to show international community say make dem no fear say security dey. They no fit catch those ppl cuz they r highly organized and well sponsored to come after federal person. They know abt marked cash so am sure these ones here na just cover. See them na lukin hungry. Na fresh boys do this tin

Nawa o so you ppl think these ppl here are responsible for the kidnappin hmm i disagree. This one na to show international community say make dem no fear say security dey. They no fit catch those ppl cuz they r highly organized and well sponsored to come after federal person. They know abt marked catch so am sure these ones here na just cover. See them na lukin hungry. Na fresh boys do this tin

Preye1599:
I need help..I've been receiving somebody's alerts for a while now...I need help to withdraw the money...suggestions please

chidinma.nnacheta@gmail.com

I once experienced this when i bought a juice in a hotel in anambra, i asked for a refund but the bar guy said there was notin wrong with the drink. I was sooo mad we fought and fell into the swimming pool b4 and manager and security saved the day

devilmaycry:

heheheheh.....the owner of the hotel should be questioned....like naija movies,its either she must have used sum1 for rituals and the ghost is hunting her through her business...or building a hotel on that ground is wrong

i tot as much

Tragedy struck yesterday at a popular brothel in Umuahia, Abia State capital, as invisible beings, suspected to be ghosts, allegedly invaded and attacked occupants, leaving two persons dead and six others unconscious. It was gathered that this is the third time people were dying mysteriously at the brothel.
The brothel, situated at Uyo Street, Umuahia, is a popular place where girls who are almost nude,dance to entertain guests and patrons.
Daily Sun gathered that the attention of passers-by and other lodgers in the brothel was drawn when live-in prostitutes started running out of the place in the early hours of yesterday. Some of them, it was learnt, narrated how invisible beings dealt them and others deadly slaps and blows.
The owner of the brothel, a lady who used to live in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, before relocating to Umuahia, bought and renovated the building and established the brothel.
The manager of the brothel, a Cameroonian, is said to be among the victims of the mysterious attack and was taken to the Federal Medical Centre unconscious.
Area Commander of Central Police Station, Umuahia, Onyeke Udeviotu, visited the scene to cordon off the place, as a large crowd gathered to have a glimpse of the brothel.
The Abia State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), Nta Ogbonnaya Nta, who confirmed the incident, expressed pity over what happened. According to him, ‘we recovered two corpses and six unconscious bodies from the building, . Only the doctor can confirm them dead or otherwise.”
He said the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Leye Oyebade, visited the scene of the incident, when a concerned citizen raised the alarm and drew the attention of the police.
The PPRO said the two lifeless bodies were that of a young man and a lady, while the six others that were unconscious were men. He explained that they were picked in separate rooms and that other occupants of the about 200-room brothel had deserted the place before the police arrived. He said the police would go after the owner of the brothel, as the matter would be assigned to the State Criminal Investigation Homicide Department for proper investigation.
A resident of a building close to the brothel told Daily Sun that the brothel used to be a mud building before the owner bought it.
According to him, the woman demolished the mud house and within a short space of time, “she reconstructed it into a one storey building. It was since the building was reconstructed that we started hearing of ghosts’ attack. The first time we heard of ghosts’ attacks, most of the prostitutes packed out due to fear, while others stayed behind. Then the ghosts were said to be lifting beds occupants were lying on and hitting them on the walls.
“The second time took similar method, but this time, those who managed to speak said the occupants were slapped by invisible hands, as a result of which many of them became unconscious.”
At the Federal Medical Centre, Umuahia, where victims were taken, Daily Sun observed that one of those brought in unconscious was foaming in the mouth and breathing fast. Another victim, a bus driver, popularly called Obere, was seen moping and looking into space. He could not respond to conversation or questions.
Following the incident, the brothel and Federal Medical Centre became a beehive of activities for the greater part of yesterday, as a crowd surged to see the victims and the dead.
A lady seen wailing at the hospital said her husband, who was a regular caller at the brothel was missing.


source:http://sunnewsonline.com/2-die-6-unconscious-in-hotel-haunted-by-ghosts/

shuggah:
pls next time if u re coming online, bring ur sense along.

that means u didn't see sense in wot i said...nawa animals everywhere

Nigerians are very embarrassing dis act alone will disgust most foreigners. Whites will adore this snake find.out if its sick or not treat it and send it back to the wild. But in my country luk @. Like they av not eaten b4 even bought yam. Imagine Not minding the juju nature of our pythons here, 2mar u no move forward u go say na buhari or nigeria just luk @

Nigerians are very embarrassing dis act alone will disgust most foreigners. Whites will adore this snake find.out if its sick or not treat it and send it back to the wild. But in my country luk @. Like they av not eaten b4 even bought yam. Imagine. Not mind the juju nature of our pythons here, 2mar u no move forward u go say na buhari or nigeria just luk @

JBUZZ:
This type of act makes them ruthless. Imagine the second guy that escaped. When next he wants to steal, he would definitely go armed so that he could kill anybody. We don't need to be lawless because lawlessness begets lawlessness.
My take is: arrest and hand over to Police.

bro no be say i dey support evil o see no body knows how a robbery will end and sure u hav not been a victim b4. First the fear tension and the beatin somwtimes thwy kill for sayin no money here, meanwhil if just ine person some dem in the act they rush nd
Kill the person over generator. Question is why steal in the first place? Anytin can happen so why do it

JBUZZ:
Poor men killing poor man.
Barbaric act.
Jungle justice.
#saynotojunglejustice

thief never slap u b4 na why u dey talk lik dis...thief never beat u for notin stil carry cutlas break ur hand just for notin or even steal somtin u value most, then eventually they catch him then u come out nd say no to jungle justics

JBUZZ:
Poor men killing poor man.
Barbaric act.
Jungle justice.
#saynotojunglejustice

thief never slap u b4 na why u dey talk lik dis...thief never beat u for notin stil carry cutlas break ur hand just for notin or even steal somtin u value most, then eventually they him then u come out nd say no to jungle justics

JBUZZ:
Poor men killing poor man.
Barbaric act.
Jungle justice.
#saynotojunglejustice

thief never slap u b4 na why u dey talk lik dis...thief beat u for notin stil carry cutlas break ur hand just for notin or even steal somtin u value most, then eventually they him then u come out nd say no to jungle justics

FabioPeter:
For the records our production quota is 2million barrels per day. We are currently producing 1.2mil bopd due to vandalism of our facilities.
We would benefit marginally if the price goes up as expected but the real deal for us is ensuring peace in the Niger Delta so we can grow our production.
If we meet our quota which by the way our budget is benchmarked against, we could strive to do more and feed our refineries so we rely less on fuel import which stifles our foreign reserve.
It's time to wake up from our slumber.

but buhari is not a peaceful man . he knows he can't do without niger delta yet he doesn't want peace instead he is using force on ppl equal to the task. talkin abt agric do u ppl think that if u enter farm today next u start harvesting ? hmm stil takes yearsssss

azeecoboy:
I sat on my phone and my phone' screen got broken..
Am i on nairaland or facebook??

anim@l

i honestly don't know where to start from but they said if your fellow man forgives you then you are forgiven in heaven. I know that i contributed to the current situation of things in this country by voting and supporting BUHARI but now i have realized i was misled by some unknown forces. i felt so guilty and sad, i feel that what we are all going through today in nigeria is my fault so i come here today to ask you my brothers and sister to please find a place in your heart to forgive me . i ask blessed ever virgin mary to pray to the lord for me. Thank you all forgive me father

broseme:
Read http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/abuja-ap-plaza-under-investigation-by.html

buhari just came in to STEAL AND DESTROY and this is wot the devil is known for.

WOCKHARDI:
APC and sharing money during elections are like bread and butter. I'm an eye witness during the 2015 generals elections in Lagos. If only Edo people will refuse to sell their conscience.

my brother no worry yourself anybodywey vote apc na for him head the suffer go land

How apc go win haba when God done dey punish fulani man that brought hardship to his people