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MuhdG:
Captaincids vs captawesome
8 bars, wednesday, 21 october 2015, 9pm

Let's see who's the REAL captain

IsiAbuncha:
Ya'll are gisting, that ain't why we're here; now read my words and afterwards don't even try to dare'

I'm here to battle ya'll martial arts style call me master, but I only got a BSC still gunning for my masters;
Wack rappers feel me but they can't touch me, you got beef with me better tin it like corned beef
Better still Ill buy a few cows from kaduna and steady feed u with fresh kilishi from abuja;

My rap tactics drastic techniques so fantastic I'm choking all my haters like I'm teargas and sonic;
Where were ya'll in 93, 94 and 95 when I was killing tracks giving em funeral vibes;
The things ya'll say are impetuous, me and my crew laughing out loud cos ur best words tickle us;
If rap was a game then I would be the console, nairalanders tryna go against me una go lose oh!
I'm blowing ya'll out you would think I'm b*o*k*o h*a*r*am, but I ain't killing no one I'm causing lyrical harm;

I'm outta here cos my clock is on the ceiling, read between the lines my time is up so I'm leaving

IsiAbuncha:
Ya'll are gisting, that ain't why we're here; now read my words and afterwards don't even try to dare'

I'm here to battle ya'll martial arts style call me master, but I only got a BSC still gunning for my masters;
Wack rappers feel me but they can't touch me, you got beef with me better tin it like corned beef
Better still Ill buy a few cows from kaduna and steady feed u with fresh kilishi from abuja;

My rap tactics drastic techniques so fantastic I'm choking all my haters like I'm teargas and sonic;
Where were ya'll in 93, 94 and 95 when I was killing tracks giving em funeral vibes;
The things ya'll say are impetuous, me and my crew laughing out loud cos ur best words tickle us;
If rap was a game then I would be the console, nairalanders tryna go against me una go lose oh!
I'm blowing ya'll out you would think I'm b*o*k*o h*a*r*am, but I ain't killing no one I'm causing lyrical harm;

I'm outta here cos my clock is on the ceiling, read between the lines my time is up so I'm leaving

PeinDanzo:
Hmm ...I can literally defeat all of you here

ELYMAXiimus:
Throw back @ The Holocaust royal rumble!








Diss @ jigsaw, obese, rebel, liric

diss @ JORL




COMPLETE SLAUGHTER!!!!


I'll handle new glocks/ to blast n wound thugs/
when i clap n shoot slugs/
i COW a dawg, COW his b1tch, ... F*ck! I COW a cow ... n SHIP these WAR THUGS six feet low, when i land a brute knock/

what's with the animal talk?/
tactics For f@gs n you c0cks/
you "GOOD" but, stop ranting too much/
cos i'm why you "STAND OUT", i'm why these wackos stood up/
cos they got KNOCKED OUT THEIR SEATS, ......... like jonathan goodluck/


yall only think you're ON FIRE, n spark than loosed plugs/
because you keep GETTING HIT, like the @SS OF SOUP POTS/
i won't stop! ... your LIVES, SPIRITS n SOULS are rather screwed up/
new "SLUGS", this mac spits cruel shots/
u'all like asthmatic dudes with "inhalers" ...... you'll get RELIEVED OF EVERYTHING, AFTER "TWO POPS"/


you ain't drop sh1t, , , i've cracked ur poo butts/
but i never lack a cool punch/ my sh1t drops fast n won't stop/
you f@gs only DROP UR SHOTS QUICK ..... when it's time to have a group f*ck/


it's time to blast 'em fools off/ the sole aim, is to maim darkrebel/
tear your flesh apart like raged canibals/
i'll leave you crawling like lame animals/
split ur "skull into four" .... till ur "head quarters" like state capitals/


f*ck these fools who hate maxiimus/ f*ck hey and his thoughts/ f*ck jay and his gods/ - they gave wacky odds/ f*ck what the mod said, his lame @ss disgusts/
f*ck y'all who doubted! .. Yall seeing how i take out these BUMS?/ like i'm 'bout to blaze ya cribs up?/

who said i couldn't scale past these schmucks?/
who's obese? ...... Mf, how much do you owe bis? ..... Tell them!
Silly name! ... The semis, how would you novice get there? ...
Naah! That aint what this foe needs to get ...
Cos you saying you owe bis em 'F' ...
That's F@ggish! ... You tryna get ibime moaning n EFFED?.....


Nd Jigs career is like a "roasted cow skin" ... It was "done and dusted"/ after our brawl, where you got floored and dropped dead/
so don't tryta pretend nd act phony, with watcha gon pen/
or i'll torch ya head . . .like nokia 110/


my punchlines drop men/
f*ck lyric, he's what i've been dropping since/ i'll punch till he stops breathing/ inflict pain on the gobin's chin/
he'll beg for relief like flood victims/ but i won't hear, like chinese is what he talking in/ f*ck the whimp!/
he'll get bagged with ma SCROTAL SAC ....... In other words, i'm SONNING him/


see i'll bust the pins/ into these 4 f@g wacko whimps/ i'll catch you where you sitting and ga-ther-ing/
first, these slugs "up a sit" like an antonym/
we'll see yall up, like you're in a balcony/
i swear i won't relax a min .......
yall ll get CAPPED TOGETHER like an acronym/
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Max-cray!

st3v3nr3x:
This is my first Battle so i gotta strt up str8. Like i strted writing 4hrs b4 d battle tuk it like i was flowin for rank. My best is yet to cum tho gotta admit newbies got lots to learn. My nxt battle wuld b bloody nd flawless. Enough said........
CaptAwesome WINS!!!

MuhdG:
U should reconsider. It might happen to u someday

CaptAwesome said he never heard d song.

Would u believe him or u still stand on ur grounds

st3v3nr3x:
Are u phucking kidding me?...Who wuld let sumtin lyk dz slide. its in d rules bro NO BITING!!!
CaptAwesome accept I won or get a Ban ...!!!

itspelz:
mhnnnn Wtf, dis was suppose to b a battle ........looks like a talk show to mi
capt & Stev u nigas gotta up ur game or end up doing r&b

MuhdG:
St3v3nr3x what do you have to say about captAwesome being accused of biting.

He has claimed he never heard d song.

Are you going to believe him and let it slide or you want an action to be taken.

Dotwillis1:
Mikel is backing the other twin?

danbrowndmf:
i dunno u to be acting like this,i hv alot of respect for u here,why u behaving like this cus of a mere battle,we will still meet off here someday and groove. The person u see as the weakest here might be the one to mak it big the game tommorow,
na ordinary online battle b this o.



cheers man

Ibime:
My Goat votes too

dj5naira:
• No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

MuhdG:
Voting Criteria

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Personals - 1 point

Closer - 1 point

Rules

• 8 bars

•Deadline is 10pm Tuesday 13th October 2015.

•Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

•No unnecessary comments

•No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

•Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after the voting is over.

•No argument with established vets OR voters.

•Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

Cc: St3v3nr3x
CaptAwesome

Sorry for the delay

Good luck!

st3v3nr3x:
ok muhg open am......captAwesome lets do it 2mao ..10pm wit jst 8barz since d tym frame is short

st3v3nr3x:
ok den lets BATTLE!!! ...u up for 10barz?

st3v3nr3x:
it myt turn out bad for u oh..

st3v3nr3x:
do i ve to fry egg for u guys befor i get a battle?.....nawa oh!!!!!

MuhdG:
HD audio recorder pro

When using it to record, tap on 'PCM' for better quality

Raplinx999:
yawns, dude stop stealing people's lines! U stole this verse i swear that!