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mister josh: 9 frm 6, 3; 10 frm 9, 1; 50 frm 40, 10; 3 added to 1 gives 4; 4 frm 10 gives 6. Hope am right
9 frm 6, 3; 10 frm 9, 1; 50 frm 40, 10; 3 added to 1 gives 4; 4 frm 10 gives 6. Hope am right

Wrong!

Any other try or should i give the answer?

Jbluv55: *claps claps claps*
Nice 1. Now shoot

Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40, and leave six. How come?

Profay11: yea.. Thanks..
My question.. I‘m always in front of women, and at the same time found at the back of a cow.. What am I?

W

Jbluv55: 1.B.3.C.6.E.?

What is ?

10

Jbluv55: The bear has got to be white since all the walls of the house are facing south meaning the house is at the north and the bear thus a polar bear.

Correct! Your turn

don_salvy: Correct! U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣ turn.

There is a house within four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What colour is the bear and why did you choose that colour?

Three

Gosh! The cake! Beautiful!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Seunplus abi?
I don't want to derail please.
And Yes, I'm a fan of Manchester United.
BTW, I wrote this to you to put laughter on your face, not to make you cry.
I'm really disappointed with myself.
I be tear gas [/color]

You are "carried". Nice one

*puppy face*

Awwww Eze, now you gonna make me cry!

Seriously though, are you a Man Utd fan? Why are you so highly high?

There is a name missing. She'll be here soon. *clears throat*

19.5?

Jbluv55: Let me explain the answer for the benefit of doubt.....
* 1&1/2 chicks lay 1&1/2 eggs in 1&1/2 days
* allowing chicks to remain constant and doubling the days also doubles the eggs
* thus 1&1/2 chicks lay 3 eggs in 3 days
* now keeping the days constant @ 3 and doubling the chicks also doubles the eggs
* thus 3 chicks lay 6 eggs in 3 days
* now still keeping days constant and dividing chicks by 3 should also mean dividing eggs by 3
* thus 1 chick lays 2 eggs in 3 days
* now keeping chicks constant and multiplying eggs by 6 would also mean multiplying days by 6
* thus 1 chick lays 12 eggs in 18 days

Wooooaah! Good!

don_salvy: The glass is twice as big as it is supposed to be. May I have your whatsapp or fb or bbm or 2go details?...any of em.

How is the glass twice as big as it is supposed to be?

don_salvy: 12 days...if a chicken lays an egg I̶̲̥̅̊n̅ a day...ignoring d halves. So 2 d best of ma thinking, it'z 12 days.

Again, you have a point...because there is no half chicken or half egg. It's either you see the glass half empty or half full...it depends on how you view things. Basically, you are not wrong.

Jbluv55: 18 days princess or is it queen?

Correct!

1 chicken will lay 12 eggs in 18 days.

don_salvy: Where did ♈̲̣̣̥ō̶̲̥̅ϋ̲̣̣̥ get U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣ chicken and a half 4rm...likewise egg?

You have a point. However, i need an answer to that question.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take one chicken to lay a dozen eggs?

Jbluv55: Babe you r gud. 30 was the correct answer. Care to share how you arrived at it?

It's quite long. I used matrix. Don't know how to type it out here. I'm thinking of doing it neatly on a sheet of paper, then post the screenshot here.

Jbluv55: A princess is as old as the prince will be when the
princess is twice the age that the prince was when
the princess's age was half the sum of their present
ages. If the princess is 40 now, how old is the prince?

The prince is 30 years old.

Jbluv55: Nothing you can do with maths applies after reading this. I think that all structural calculations I have ever done are now invalid because of the flawed system:
Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large Pizzas.The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was made. The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who ordered the pizza.
On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought. These guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself and give them back three dollars. OK! So far so good!
He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three dollars, and then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
Now the fun begins! Remember
$30 - $25 = $5 Right?
$5 - $3 = $2 Right?
So what's the problem? All is well, right?
Not quite. Answer this:
Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back $1.00 in change. That
means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is $27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip. $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
Where the heck is the other dollar?

IMO, just a mere mis-calculation. Instead of $25, $30 was charged, so $5 must be returned. $3 is given to the three guys, $2 is given to the delivery boy.
Ok, each of the boys did indeed pay $9, making it $27 for the three of them. However, the clerk only charged them $25 (in the books), excluding the $2 tip for the delivery boy. So, $25 + $3 + $2 = #30. Viola!

kolamilan: the boy ressemble his mum with the same oblong face.

I tell you. Very cute boy.

I can see Fathia in them. Gosh! Did you see the boy? And the girls? Wooooaaaah. Beautiful kids...very cute. Fathia is a very pretty lady no doubt.

Walata, i see you o...and that your pot belly.

runzlord: 34? Re u kidding? The last tyme i checked we have 36 states so that mean 2 states dont have a lion. Hmmmm i suspect enugu and kogi

Now, this is funny. Lmao...

@topic, the lions should be forced to mate so we can have more

Genny is beautiful!!!

Pls Loreal eyeliner is 1,050

RedBenson: When i told u we have many things in common, u didnt believe me now u just confirmed we both are 'last borns'. Lols. Where have u been?

Lol....i've been around o.

ayobarmy: Still waiting for your mail.....

Really? I sent it few hours ago.

idnoble135: I just did. The comment that appeared was one posted yesterday morning with my name on it.

I'm surprised. I got a different thing after i typed idnoble135.

Ok o...

idnoble135: I seldom know when someone quotes me. When i do the search, all it brings up are comments where my moniker is mentioned
Then few days later, i'd come across a thread where i was quoted but did not come up earlier in my search.
Cant the Seun make this easy? A notification for both will do.

Try it again now.Search again.

Djkels: We should be able to delete our posts comments and account when we want please

As for the posts or comments, you can click on modify button and replace your previous posts with a smiley or question mark. The only problem lies where you have been quoted by another user.

Djkels: Caracta dt ws nice buh wt if ur user name is eg goodluck.....i guess you know wot wil happen if you type goodluck

Lol...that's true. You have a point. I guess you'll have to keep scrolling down. Many people even use GEJ instead of Goodluck.