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Funny thread.

Where are the proud tecno users? My cousin is a passionate customer.

#teamSamsung

Oahray: I can provoke anybody

Does that count? Oh yelx eat doors *ear-to-ear grin*

Oahray?

*deep sigh*

Caracta

ebdib: this is vile and silly

You need to work on your sense of humour

I still don't understand what people have against water. I don't get it.

As for me, i use the only hygienic method

I brush my teeth before meals ALWAYS. If there is no toothpaste, i'd simply starve.

No brushing, no eating. Dad made the rules a long time ago

My heart is heavy

Boils? Don't even go there. Ayaf suffered mehn...

Ampiclox? Is that even effective? I prefer shea butter or vaseline. Especially vaseline.

I think regular boils have to do with your immune system.

I hope the owner is immortal

*deep sigh*

I'm a fruit salad!

spikes C: You owe me a wooing


on a dedicated thread

Dedicated ko, fabricated ni. Keep waiting. Afterall, the patient dog eats the fattest bone (after the meat has gone)

spikes C: She's running away. She owes me a wooing

I owe you nada!

dont8, i see you o. Gurrevening.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]for your brothers them, I dey do them, the more you look, the less you see and the more you get confused...

for your sisters them, I taught them some manners such as " if you wana be rude, try speaking correct english first and not Yoruba Yoruba...

For your children them, I wire them koboko, I no look back...

They will always testify about Corper Maria/sylvia's presence in that community...[/quote]

Hi spikes

Goodnight everyone

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]miss ke?
I give them serious trouble o..![/quote]Maria Bauer, did you beat my brothers? Did you fight with my sisters? The children nko? You this gehl

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I don dey comot o...Osun o dara o.!

[/quote]Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! We'll miss you.

*hugszzzzzz*

Congratulations dearie.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Mehn! E no easy o..!

Abeg, who has seen Caracta around?[/quote]Here maria

So? What do you want us to do?

7

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Yimu, because u no get breast [/quote]Make i show you my package?

I can't post questions now. Jbluv55 pls take the spot.

Jbluv55: The plane doesn't even seem to have taken off @ all

I was right

The plane wasn't crashing na. They can all land safely.

mister josh: @ Miss Caracta, wakie wakie, gud a.m 2 u all

Goodmorning

jhydebaba: There are 5 pens in a cup and 5 boys waiting to get 1. Each boy is given a pen, yet there is one pen in the cup, how is this possible?

The fifth boy died before grabbing the cup

Exposing cleavage is not only disgusting but also a way of seeking for unnecessary attention. When the guy starts staring at their boobsss rudely, they begin to complain and speak grammar. Bunch of confused mofos.

You can still look good and smoking hot without exposing nada!

9 = Nine planets in the solar system

26 letters of the alphabet

7 wonders of the ancient world...

That's all i know.

@josh, goodnight

mister josh: Pls push Caracta's luv to my house, hope u're not taken yet miss caracta
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We never answer kwesion finish. Concentrate!

Truckpusher: Yours came in late .....whatever, you deserve slap on the shoulder jare

Late ke. I can see you are a Ton

Truckie, you didn't see my answer abi?

Goodnight guys. Tomorrow is another day