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[quote author=Mynd_44]why should we invite you to come eat all the food?[/quote]Smh

[quote author=gree-die]dunno, but welcome back
[/quote]Ahn ahn, I understand. He is not the groom.

You are welcome. I wish you the best.

[quote author=gree-die]lol... u should ask mynd.[/quote]He married you? Like seriously? Where on earth have I been?

[quote author=gree-die]caracta darl..... sup? bin a whyl[/quote]My dear, I've been off and on. No vex. You got married? Congrats dear. That's great! I just saw a thread on that. I guess I've been AWOL. My cake please

@Eze Promiscous, i see you o. Make i go find that your ex girlfriend first

Send a PM to www.nairaland.com/r231 or www.nairaland.com/tgirl4real

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How old are you?

What the...! Where is my mirror? I need to check my face...especially my nose. Oh no! I can't breathe

How do we know this story is true? Why not report the case to TeHn, Nairaland Charity Group? We trust them. If you really want to help this guy and you want us to help, please contact TeHn. And from there we can be sure it is not pure scam. My opinion...

sanb: That's good....have you picked a lady yet? You can make the last slot you know....

Where on earth have you been?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=20pt]5. CARACTA[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]The self acclaimed nun, is another character played on this chart. She'd gone two spots down from number 3 last edition to number 5 this edition, but still flourish.
Just try within yourself to fantasize on what a Caracta is like off NL, you'll almost be seeing a goddess. You can quote me on that.
But outside fantasies, all we can say of this is NAIRALAND IS A FACELESS FORUM
We were taught in love science that a lady who is engaged to two men is in a LOVE TRIANGLE, but my dear nun is in a LOVE PARALLELOGRAM [/color]

Excuse me?

xynerise: Antelope . He was right, you have ''strong head''

I have never denied that

xynerise: Hmmm. Interesting. I don deliver my message sha

I still don't believe that came from him. Thanks anyway

Hezron Lorraine: I gave him what he asked for.my birthday was yesterday.

Ok

xynerise: Oh really? So tell me how much you know him?

As much as he doesn't think i know.

*clears throat*

A lot of things sure happen behind the curtains.

xynerise: '' Bros, how is Caracta? Its been a while, I try to get her contact but she dey do strong head(laughs)...........Do you think she is serious about liking me?.......pls try and convince her to give you her contact, I want to give her a surprise call(I laughed).''

Hehehehe. I know this is a joke, so i'll just laugh. You are only making things up. I know him

xynerise: For you. With me

Ok. So what is the message?

xynerise: He dropped a message

For me? With who?

xynerise: Yes

No. He left me on the altar

xynerise: . What do you mean?

Do i need to explain?

Hezron Lorraine: Thank you and have a sad day in advance cause clearly happiness is not cut out for you in live.
Cheers.

Come on Hez, this is un-called for...today of all days. You don't have to be like him.

I saw this late.

Hez, my very precious friend, may you live many more years in God's love. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are real, you are bold, you are strong! Enjoy your day.

xynerise: Westminister, Uk

Oh really? Smh. That dude can leave a girl on the altar.

xynerise: You boyfriend ask after you o

Where on earth is Rhymez?

Matthew briggs: Lol. I already know you're taken and you're head over heels I Wouldn't want to try disrupt what you have going with your boo. So the only option left is for me is to a least refine my wooing skills by wooing you in preparation for the main wooing. **whisper into Caracta's ears,joke aside we both know My real intention is to put a smile on your lovely face, make you giggle and add spice to your day*

You are such a darling. I am smiling already. You are such a cute gentleman. You don't need to refine anything. I don't think anyone would want to compete with you considering the response so far. I hope to see your wooing lines though.

Be the change you want. Only God can help you. We can't.

[quote author=Mynd_44]this one will start forming pampers now[/quote]Did you see me in your dream?

Matthew briggs: I think most of use haven't gotten to know her due to the disappearing act she's fond of pulling.

Plus this whole wooing thing is very emotionally draining for people like me that digg deeper to woo, I would rather spend the little emotional resources I have on some one I at least fancy. For Caracta I would have tried to make the cut or at least to help refine my woo skills.

Huh? Refine your wooing skills, huh? Ok o...nice try

Benedictus90: Yep, she did

I thought as much.

Matthew briggs: I hate when I am doubted, distrusted, disregarded or disrespected, Especially when it's for no reason.

Here comes my e-date