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Such a cute baby... So sad!

Will the parents ever recover from this?

Awwww. Seriously? My Sijo?

Happy birthday sweetie. Where is the party? My dancing shoes are ready...

Most cute gowns these days come in short lengths

ibkaye: Text my boyfriend instead of my sugar daddy, was. not. pretty

Lol...what's the difference? Depends on the content sha.

@ayobase, my father would have told me if he was a Nairalander. He trusts me that much


Abi na you?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]faaaaaaaints! Una no go keel person, again, i honestly use to figure out that she must be a matured chick not knowing that she na smally.....[/quote]What has maturity got to do with size biko?

RedBenson: ROMANTIC? How does gym relate to romance? Una wan fing.er person untop gym?

Not gym...the sand

k2039: You are a preacher of the gospel, you friend sent it showing that one of your friend had backslided and you in turn forwarded it to a friend, so that she can know about the development and start to pray for the backslider. You guys exchange the msg so that you can talk to the backslider (actually that was what I had in mind when I say your message)

Lmao...nice one. Trust me, it would spark up his curiosity.

xynerise: I was thinking I can lie very well . Caracta deserves a Barclay's trophy for her talented lies

There goes my e-reputation

xynerise: It wont work. You think say her papa understand wetin ''forward message'' mean?

He would simply ask why i had to forward it to another person. I be messenger? And why was it sent to me in the first place?

k2039: The kind lie way Caracta put for ground, even with weed, I can't think about it.

I have to be tutored by her to think that way.

*I carry yansh for Caracta*

Abeg o. I am a learner

ItsModella: I wanted to ask the same thing but decided against it

Lol...me too. I feel very uncomfortable with sand, not to talk of playing in one. Kudos to her. She was really rocking the sand. Nice one.

xynerise: At the time it happened, you wont have a better lie to say

Exactly. I just ignored his calls for days. Inmediate AWOL..then had to explain that my phone got missing and i just found it. I claimed the thief made several calls and sent lots of sms with my phone. He said he trusted me enough to know that i wouldn't send such "immoral" (his exact word) text message.

TRUST is a very important factor.

ItsModella: @OP, shouldn't you be working out at a gym?

The gym is far and expensive. Besides, we love the beach, the breeze and sand

idnoble135: See our nun don backslide.
I wonder how the explanation for the sms went.

That was before i became a nun

I sent a text message meant for my boyfriend to my dad. It was an LDR, so we usually exchange erotic text messages once in a while. This particular one was just too RAW!!!...as in extremely raw.

You know that kind of text message that can make a guy go crazy within seconds. Two pages filled with raw words and erotic descriptions. I sent the message and the next thing i saw was, "Message delivered to daddy"

I almost ran mad!

Yaaay! Time to woo Bibol and uj-sizzle!