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sexkillz: [color=#000030]If he does again, report him here, or send and of the mods a PM. [/color]

Gbagaun!

GSheeT: You will never understand till you're into it!

I will never be into it. I have a good job already and i am very comfortable and proud of what i do. To God be the glory.

Truth is they are now married and have the same wedding certificate just like Prince Williams.

I can't wear something like this. Don't like the fabric and colour. But i can go for something other than the usual wedding gown.

Some people measure prosperity and fulfillment by assets (especially fixed assets) and liquidity. It doesn't take God ten seconds to destroy assets. People really need to grow up and not just grow old.

What is yahoo-yahoo? Is it a form of robbery too? Does that mean you are a thief/robber? Have you made people cry too or cause the death of many?

Not judging. Just asking questions.

Marry a yahoo guy? Nah...let the atlantic ocean freeze over first.

xlam01: Please try get yourself a copy of brighter grammar. ƬћªΩќs!

You, right?

specialguest: See marketing oo . Oya woud you be arcbabe's 6 in 1 friend?

hahahaha. Lol @ marketing. I'm serious jor. I'll be anybody's friend. Female? I didn't read previous posts.

I am all that and more

God really took time to create me. Chei! Thank God

Osyxcel: Very Funny... Guess U still like fried fish...

lol...i do. But i'm not crazy about it.

Neduzze5: Caracta stands for C but P is dearest to my heart. I won't tell you who she is.

What's going on here at this hour?

Oh God, please answer his prayers and that of many people with the same desire for children. This is a touching piece. We shall all rejoice with you. Amen.

Mum said i was attracted to fried fish. I would always find out where it was hidden and dance at the sight.

She said i cried a lot each school day. I would cry for an hour or too after being dropped off in the mornings. After crying, i would sleep for hours. As soon as i wake up again, i would start crying to see my mum. She said she began to wonder if i was programmed by a device to do those things.

She said i would cry for food...cry so hard i would begin to run temperature and cough like an ïdíot. Then as soon as the food got ready, i would smile (or dance), refuse to eat and sleep instead.

Finally, she said it was hard to get me to wear clothes. Even in church or school, i would pull off whatever i was wearing and dance without clothes. At my aunt's wedding, i slept off in the room i was kept, looked around, saw no one,pulled off my dress and ran into the church looking for my mum (in tears).

Gosh!

Your head

Condoms (if you are the randy type)

Toiletries

Beverages

Plates and sets of cutlery

Deodorant

Your Bible (if you are a christian)

Hang in there. Don't be a coward. Don't take a life you didn't give. There are people in worse situations, you know? Just keep holding on. Please. You've come too far to give up now. Let God take the wheels.

All the best.

Hahahaha. My favourites:

"She named her child veronica. Is that even in the Bible?"

"Did you taste her coffee? She is definitely not married."

Thanks sisikill, this thread is a good one.

xynerise: Them no teach you simile and Mentalfor metafor for school?

Metafor?

Gosh!

*shy*

2legit2qwt:

Better!

2legit2qwt:

Close your mouth!

Did i talk to you?

#team 2legit2qwt

Pls pls pls and pls. I am dead serious! I can't wait for the competition and campaign to start.

*aggressive mode activated*

Again...#team 2legit2qwt!

Which of the illuminatis? Is it the one at Ojuelegba in Lagos?

lalaosky: You've wasted your time advicing her/it

*hugs him*
This comment is straight from my heart.