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xynerise: *looks around and sights Carata*
Erm.... Lend me you toothpaste

I have toothpaste na

xynerise: hello darling

I thought you need SSCE to register for ATS? Hmmm. Ok o. Congrats

brut: Yes caracta I can get the seed.

Ok. Soak in water for 12 hours or more. Peel and remove shaft...like that of beans for moi moi. Once it's clean, put in blender and blend till it is VERY smooth. Then sieve (like you do for pap or akamu). Sieve like three or four times.
Put the milk on fire for about an hour. Add sugar and milk flavour.
Let it cool down. Keep in a refiridgerator and serve cold

P.S: Don't expect to be perfect at first trial

I experienced it few months ago. A medical student recommended honey and it worked.

Hahahahaha. I know where this is coming from. Lol. I don't think ego has anything to do with gender. But it's nice to accept mistakes. I even apologize for the sake of peace, when the fault is not mine. I admit there are times i can be very stubborn too

xynerise: No wonder you wrote WAEC 6 times

Defamation of caracta character

ITbomb: What did you say u did with soap in the bathroom?

What a corrupt mind!

*sprinkles holy water on him*
Smh...

Oh no! This is scary. How do i get home?

The day i turned 21

I still eat there sha...but not on a daily basis. Mostly weekends.

I don't just sing, i dance, "whine" my waist and shake out my hips. I go down low with soap in my hand, i do the "komole" thing. Then i remember i would be late for work, then rush through the rest...with a big smile on my face, flaunting my sparkling white teeth

(Not everyday o)

brut: babe,pls tell me how to make soy milk...very important dear

Can you get the seed?

Ok...

Ok...

Ok...

baibijay: T.mama, if you see oahray ban him, he ran off to watch football and caracta was demanding for money, can you imagine? pls kindly ban them for me biko

Who is caracta

Bingeeeeeeer!

*sobs*

solihu: Thank you all! I was so tensed up before now. Here I am now, laughing uncontrollably. God bless u all!

Amen

If we don't take care of you, who will?

*singing*

You gat nathing on me. I'm clean...

*back to football*

baibijay: cara chei i swear i never thought you wer igbo for 1c. i most have bin having 1 eye. lol seriously we will talk payments later

I am o...
Payment first abeg. I'm selling my time.

xynerise: I wear singlet inside

I go remove that one too...then call for skaideeper

xynerise: I dont

Ok na. I go pull your shirt one day

xynerise: Which area?

You know where...

@baibijay, how much?

Xynerise, i saw you just now eating popcorn

Oh my goodness! Soooo cute!

lol @ xynerise. What next? Primary 3 after 14 years! Which kain life? Abeg where is 3rd mainland bridge?

Hmmmm. Issokay. Smh...

Heeey guys, slow it down a bit. I can't keep up

lol @ lalaosky

Enough baibijay...

Jeez! You guys should get a room or something!