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Romance › Re: The Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Caracta(f): 11:27pm On Sep 02, 2012
#smiling seductively#
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Mechanic by Caracta(f): 10:30pm On Sep 02, 2012
fluid26: grin grin grin

yuuroba mekanik! tongue
Nairaland General › Re: HAPPY NEW Month!!!say Ur Shoutout To Your Nairaland Friends by Caracta(f): 11:06pm On Sep 01, 2012
Sunebanty: HAPPY NEW MONTH!!!
Its anoda new month,u can wish ur nairaland friends happy new month and say a shoutout to them here.mine goes to coolval,emmy9te,pearl~hapi,idowuogbo,mynd44,caracta and my fellow well wishers..ITS SEPTEMBER TINS.
Thank you. Happy new month. I hope it's not too late
Nairaland General › Re: Thread For Reporting Pages With Bad Words And Pictures by Caracta(f): 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2012
Seun: I am not a spirit. However, I have serious issues and I have to hide myself for now in order to not to be mocked. No parties!!
Are you that shy?
Nairaland General › Re: My Favourite Nairalander's. Name Yours. by Caracta(f): 10:59pm On Sep 01, 2012
wooooow! Mine (in no order):
190, 2buff, Acidosis, Fluid, Idowuogbo.
...brb
#rushes off to turn the pancake#
Certification And Training Adverts › Re: ICAN Study Group by Caracta(f): 11:02pm On Aug 31, 2012
Have you tried WYSE?
Certification And Training Adverts › Re: Need Ats Books(ican) by Caracta(f): 10:37pm On Aug 31, 2012
^^^
Are you serious? The same roarowolo? Wow! This is interesting. ICAN itself! Lol
Culture › Re: Are Men Not Also Guilty Of Indecent Dressing? by Caracta(f): 12:18am On Aug 31, 2012
As long as they do not expose their 'down below'
Celebrities › Re: World's Shortest Man & Woman Meet For The First Time In History by Caracta(f): 12:16am On Aug 31, 2012
Romantic!
Family › Re: **am I Responsible For Her (pregnancy)? Pls Help by Caracta(f): 5:49pm On Aug 30, 2012
^^^
See questions! Mr Dayo, are you an FBI agent?
Fashion › Re: Pls post hairstyles for Nigerian hair short/long by Caracta(f): 12:51am On Aug 30, 2012
You are welcome. Could you please modify your topic? Thank you.
Romance › Re: Wen u hurt sum1 u think u r a hero,bt wen u sit bk nd thnk u realized u r a zero by Caracta(f): 12:48am On Aug 30, 2012
What's a z? Does it stand for zombie?
Family › Re: **am I Responsible For Her (pregnancy)? Pls Help by Caracta(f): 12:44am On Aug 30, 2012
Well, i can't pass judgment because i wasn't there when you guys did 'it'. Let me ask you a question, do you trust this girlfriend of yours?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(op): 12:17am On Aug 30, 2012
fluid26: You've been acting kinda strange lately. Have you got something to say to me? undecided
Strange? How? Have you got something to say to me?
Crime › Re: Again Yoruba Man Sleeps With Teenage Daughter, Impregnates Her by Caracta(f): 7:12pm On Aug 29, 2012
#angry#
OP, it's YORUBA not Yoruba. And will you please grow up? Thank you.
Lesser mortal!
Ludicrous jabber wocky!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(op): 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2012
fluid26: Caracta, are you okay?
Fluid, are you fine?
Jokes Etc › Funny Trouble by Caracta(op): 5:53pm On Aug 29, 2012
Define Trouble
Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologize tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, you go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide the proof ohh, or else
...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 you go get, no worry.

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo you go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!

When your dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na your mama go start to pay your school fees.

When you dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be that.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out your wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare your grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

Add ur own abegi....
Romance › Re: My Dilemma….from Dubai With Infidelity by Caracta(f): 5:35pm On Aug 29, 2012
Idowuogbo: *joins him in singing*
Bami mujo mujo
Ijo baba shina rambo ooo...rambo!
Ani won fe bami mujo.... mujo!
Na my money, money oh kpokpokpo....

*badosky begins to vibrate like shakira*
I must confess, you are a very interesting character!
Jokes Etc › Re: Tins U Cant Do N Tins U Nt Supposed 2 Do by Caracta(f): 1:28am On Aug 29, 2012
I don't understand!
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Teaser by Caracta(f): 6:23pm On Aug 28, 2012
Answer is 1.
Hint: The total number of figure(s)
Romance › Re: Update Your Relationship Status. by Caracta(f): 6:13pm On Aug 28, 2012
Not married- mingling with a lesser mortal

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