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adexsimply:
your birthday mate I figured you have not met one in ages.

Oh puleeaaasseee! I meet them almost every year.

adexsimply:
caracta!!

Lol. Isssokay!

ochon:
Na true you talk sha.

Ehen, Caramel, when are you buying me the new iPhone6 you've been promising me since time Imo river?

Sent it to you. You didn't get it? Oh my bad! Lemme make a call. Just stay online, ok?

daveP:
was he angry @ the screaming, I mean your dad/trainer? (still lauging)

He was verrryyyy angry. The fact that we found it hilarious made it worse.

Men sha. Patience is indeed a virtue

daveP:
i literally fell out of a chair @ seeing the bolded

i can conclude that the person you least expect to be the tutor/trainer is the one that would actually do justice to this driving.

Lol. I did the same at my first driving lesson. I was driving and screaming. A policeman had to stop and search the car.

ochon:
Thanks Carablue. I seriously wonder how you working class peeps get to cope with the daily stress of work and not loosing your sanity, especially in that rowdy and stressful Lasgidi.

Lol. It's a thing you'd eventually get used to. Man must chop na.

ochon:
You are always welcome.*hugs*

Me? You know I'll never shakara for you. I no be girl nau. if I shakara for you, it wouldn't even make sense.

I'm great. A bit weak though. Too much offline stress.

Awww sugar. You'll be fine. Just take it easy. A day at a time.

ochon:


Okay, I must be online. I go kukuma climb mountains and damn all consequences to be online.

How are ya? I hear Idowu go drop Beyonce-like pics, abeg alert me when she does.

Yaaaay! Thanks.

This your new testament shakara sef. Hian

I'm fine. You?

ochon:
Happy birthday in arrears, Oct-born, Carablue, in case I'm not online that day.

@Idowuogbo, call me if pinshure uploading go shele.

Me? Ochon me? I reject it!

You must be online. Period!

My Dad decided to teach my mum after pleading with him for a long time. They went out together with the intention of having an INTENSE training session. In fact, they packed lunch and drinks. Only for my dad to come back after two hours without my mum. We asked him where she was. He paused for few minutes, then said, "She ran out of the car...that woman! She can't learn. She was screaming as she drove...making sounds like she was playing a video game."

Now my mum is a good driver. My brother did a good job afterwards.

Idowuogbo:
U came late

I forgive you sha *grabs the kiss and plants it on my forehead* Thanks Cara.

Lol. Thanks.

Adorable...

Happy birthday babe. Have fun and let the drinks 'reach' me

Ye ye ye! Badoskkkkyyyyyy. I need to reset my calendar. Chai!

Happy birthday to you darling. Many more fruitful years ahead.

Chop am

Happy birthday to my e-twin. Have fun my dear. May God bless you.


Hurrayyyyyyy!!!

nickz:
the water drinkers......i agree water dispensers are put in banking hall for customers in the bank that don't feel like going outside to drink water...some of them go drink more than 5 cups?? and i start wondering if this is freakin sahara desert

one day i was waiting with my friend who was clearing his cheque at standard bank....one dude just walked in,took cup almost emptied the dispenser into his belly...............threw cup and headed straight for the exit
like say na pure water company

Some customers fill their bottles with the water. I just tire.

jaybee3:
Oga fhemmy,
How long would it take to ship a car to naij?

Yaaaay! Thanks Jay

Three7Ty9:
Lol, so Cara still hides her money under the carpet in her house like those old UK women planning tax evasion?

It's cute.

I recommend NO bank. Keep your money to yourself or spend as you like. Live one day at a time

Stop living for them. Live for yourself. Have fun and enjoy life. Be good, explore and respect yourself. Other good things would come. You can't please everyone.

adexsimply:
Yup..dunno if you still experience it. I'd advice you to take a break(someone must have suggested that to you) and take your mind off every worry. That worked for me until I went back to my old habits, I'm now finding ways of coping with it because I realized it has it's own advantages

Yeah I finally found a way to take breaks whenever. It's working. The disadvantages outweigh the advantages. Get rid of those habits.

adexsimply:
Too bad..But no work for me on that day though, so it's gonna be full fun for us ..We can still make plans for yours though, depends on you..

That's kind of you...but I intentionally don't want any plan for mine

adexsimply:
Me too..

Lol.

adexsimply:
You don forget? I old pass you sef..I'm 30 you're 14

Yeah I remember. Too bad yours (and hers) is on a work day. Would have loved to hang out with you two

I have no plan to celebrate mine though. No plan whatsoever.

adexsimply:
https://www.nairaland.com/1467554/only-oct-born-pls/7
Let someone creat another one for this year now

Are you one of us? Since when?

Three7Ty9:

denkyw:
so from ur self examining, given the above premises would you conclude that those myths are superstitious Or true ?

All false...for me anyway. The contradictions threw me off.