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Girls avoiding this thread like

If Egypt was in porthacourt����

Portiphers wife: Joeboy lap!!

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?

Portiphers wife; Joeboy, you wan cap me say you no dey see say my kpekus dy drip for you��

Joseph: Tarrrrrh, disembark from dat careless capping, on how senior man lap the unit con kporrr me ontop ur kpekus, maley na blood over stain

Portiphers wife: u Dey Jonee? See this smaller oo. On how i dy set compass giv u make u for taste wetin ya seniorman dy enjoy, u dey cap vertically. Joeboy u dey fear? Your liver no strong��

Joseph: Maleeeey, based on spiritual things and things, make i cap you. Em say give wah belongs to ceaser to ceaser. Your kpekus belongs to my senior man and me Joeboy no get doings for dat kin matter

**Joeboy walks away while Portiphers wife pretends to be sober and sheds fake tears**
Portipher returns and meet her in dat state

Portipher: Banney, wida naa? Na wetin make joy soap no come board,

Portiphers wife: No be your boy, Joeboy, Upon all the bannies for the unit, Joeboy swear say na for my kpekus him wan chook him rod���

Portipher: Joeboy lap!!!!!!!!!��

Joeboy: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup �

Portipher: Joeboy, u way I carry from street,make I rise u, make ur future for fine,, u dun dy do do, dy jump jump, dy clap clap, dy shake shake waist��for where my banny dey

Joeboy: I no comprison ur caprisone, cap me the legit�

Portipher: My bannie cap me say u been wan chop her kpekus�

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh � senior man, d person weh play u dat tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine��

Portipher: Esssssssssss, where you? You dy try tell me say i dy cap vertical? On the zero zero hour, i go jazz u down, put am for ur body wotoporiously u no go fit shout die it, I Dey send u go SS3 boys hostel ngwa ngwa

Joseph: Ahhhh Senior man sympathy

Portipher: where you? Die it�� Infact jazz out,

Na so!

Ya kpọ tụ ba

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Finally!

Je.on has pushed this trash to front page.....

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Nonsense!

OyeofIkoTuN:
Trash from a minority..

The day afonjas will finally raise a white flag to the igbos... and come to be our baby brother ,Forget about North or South..We and I mean igbos and yorubas will rule Africa

Who's this one again!

Attachee! Where did you run out from?

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marsman:
I know say na one Flat.head from the erosion ravaged grave yard. No worry, in the next 100 years your generation go still dey Jealous good Yoruba musicians singing the best musics to ever come out of Nigeria.

In wike's voice," As ee dey pain dem, he go dey sweet us. As he dey sweet us, ee go dey pain dem"

Chai! It truly pained you so much

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Aldol:
It's clear that am obviously conversing with a 13 year old kid,I have dignified you enough with my comment. When you grow up you will know the truth.......


Bye kid

Keep fooling yourself while small African countries are arresting your wack afonja musicians one by one....

Bye Pa

How many to.to did you fu.cck in your dream?

Aldol:
No it pained you so much that your musicians can't attain such feat



Keep crying

Pls if i may ask, which feat?

Omoodutodaiwa1:
you are tribalistic mutulha

Ọtụ nne gị

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Aldol:
Yeah he made us proud by that action. Na pikin u be

I know it pain you so much... but you will be fine...

Aldol:
Weyrey yet they are making Nigerians proud globally

Yeah!

Like the way kizz Daniel is making us proud in Tanzania by scamming people....

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HarlequinLekex:
Seun

Mụmụ why you dey call see.un?

daygee12:
U don't need to know her just present one of your finest and let people laugh small

It's not by force.....

OLOKOESHIN:
Alright
You've contributed to his wealth. Thanks

Ok! I know it pains you so much bu don't worry....yo will be fine!

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daygee12:
Oya give us better musical Artists from ur tribe that can match Asa

Who's she?

Here in Onitsha we don't know her...

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Nyanabo:
Borrowed sense would look good on you

Thank you

OLOKOESHIN:
And you danced to Buga werrey

Tekno is the reason why I downloaded that song....

Afonjas don't have anything to offer...so sorry about that..

diplomat058:
You and your Siamese stupidity

Ọtụ nne gị

daygee12:
But Yoruba still the best

Yeah! Best in wack songs!

Omo, this 2face fine Sha....

No wonder girls dey rush am like hot cake!

Is there any hope for us wey ugly come sapa join?

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Off course i love Nyash
Who never loved Nyash hands in the air


No hands

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Pls who sang that song "sapa sapa no fit catch me" i want to download it

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Leave that innocent man alone!

Men are pornographic in nature! Errrm sorry, polygamous in nature!

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Just move on

Stillwhites:
Classic symptoms of lunacy and idiocy..Weldone baba seer.You and ur co-armed robbers lifenija care4you Drsnives Magnoliaa Rekhina are currently under tracking.Hands go soon touch u.idiot

Ọtụ nne gị

Epositive:
Suicide is at its infancy stage that will continue to grow. It's the best antidote to painful reality.

Yeah! great minds think alike...

Beautiful morning to you!
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But sometimes suicide is the best option!

Suicide is underrated! It has solved many problems and will still solve more!...

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