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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Role Model? by carluva(m): 8:16pm On Dec 08, 2012
Sienna....
Autos / Re: A Registered Mitsulbish Spacer Bus 4 Sale,1998 Model. by carluva(m): 2:45pm On Dec 08, 2012
Can dz baby go 4 500k...nd wotz d state of d engine??
Romance / Re: She is SS and over 21 already and am AA, i luv her die, Can i marry her? by carluva(m): 9:42pm On Nov 24, 2012
Abali1:

Genetically, a SS/AA couple cannot produce a AA OR SS.
All their children will be AS.
Thankz bro....hlp me tell dem!!

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Romance / Re: She is SS and over 21 already and am AA, i luv her die, Can i marry her? by carluva(m): 11:26am On Nov 24, 2012
Sewiouzly atymz I can't hlp but marvel @ d level of ignorance portrayed by xum pipu on dz forum.....jst to clear d air sha, d best option an SS carrrier could end up with is xum1 with d AA genotype,d chances of both of dem producing children wit either an SS or AA is "very very" minimal..dey're goin to end up with mostly AS carriers whch is quite safe....xum peepz here shuld sewiouuzly get facts before they give any advice!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by carluva(m): 6:08pm On Nov 10, 2012
emusmith: I play football with my biro.
I dribble shadows as I walk on the way.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......Iswear dz d maddest guy here gawwwdd...dribbling shadowz?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by carluva(m): 9:18pm On Nov 09, 2012
tongue Warever.....#Panel of Judges#
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by carluva(m): 12:38am On Nov 09, 2012
Kk..lemme join d fun..#datz moi#
So sad most of my picz re over 200kb in size...ds re d few dat fall within d size range

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Food / Re: Are You A Picky Eater? by carluva(m): 10:09pm On Nov 06, 2012
;DU pipu shuld clap 4 us dat chops all d chopables nau.....

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Autos / Re: 1998 Tokz Nissan Pathfinder Up 4 Grabz....!! by carluva(m): 11:53pm On Nov 03, 2012
ibedun: token 1.2m?

ok give it away now

I wuld ooh bross, jst gimme d token nd watch me perform d wonder...!!
Autos / Re: 1998 Tokz Nissan Pathfinder Up 4 Grabz....!! by carluva(m): 7:29pm On Nov 03, 2012
D pictures aren't uploading, dunno why....
Autos / 1998 Tokz Nissan Pathfinder Up 4 Grabz....!! by carluva(m): 7:21pm On Nov 03, 2012
Full optionz, low mileage, factory fitted AC.......4 jst a token of 1.2millz.......(Slightly negotiable)
For more info call 07032351698
Webmasters / Re: What Do You Mostly Do Online? by carluva(m): 7:22pm On Oct 29, 2012
grin grin grin...@sunny4life....see I lonno ooh, buh we rwilly need to get dat guy
Webmasters / Re: What Do You Mostly Do Online? by carluva(m): 6:17pm On Oct 29, 2012
4 me itz Nairaland all day ooh..dunno ow I even got so addicted to dz forum sef..(We nid to take Seun in 4 questioning)...I'm so so addicted dat I find visiting linkz posted on dz forum as wasting my tym...
I seldom respond to posts though, jst cum onlyn 4 latest news,educate myself mostly @ d autos section nd majorly to laff my ass awt @ xum silly postz...Nairalanders get mouth die I swear!!!
Autos / Re: Matrix,hatch Back Yaris Or Similar Toyota/honda Car Needed by carluva(m): 7:13pm On Oct 27, 2012
I have dz Toks 2000 Toyota Yaris up 4 grabz.(Hatchback as yhu requested)...contanct me on 07032351698 for more detailz

Autos / Re: Tokz Toyota Yaris 2000 Model Up 4 Grabz @ N950k by carluva(m): 1:36pm On Oct 27, 2012
keneboi: Pls do you have a sedan option even if its a naija used for sale? Am in need of one.
None 4 nw buh lemme scout nd see if any cumz up
Autos / Tokz Toyota Yaris 2000 Model Up 4 Grabz @ N950k by carluva(m): 7:47pm On Oct 26, 2012
NAIN AUTOS:
Toyota Yaris 2000 model, manual tranny,Factory fitted AC,
Full option
Lagos cleared (cleared frm Tincan yesterdae,currently in Lagos but would be moved to Osogbo soon.(Warehouse)
950k only......(Slightly Negotiable)
More pictures coming up......!!!
07032351698....

Autos / Sparlking Toks 2002 Mitsubishi Space Runner Up 4 Grabz by carluva(m): 6:55pm On Oct 26, 2012
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NAIN AUTOS:
Mistubish space runner 2002 model, auotmatic transmission,Factory fitted AC,
Full option(only 93kmileage)
Lagos cleared (cleared frm Tincan yesterdae, carz are currently in Lagos but would be moved to Osogbo soon.(Warehouse)
1.2m only......(Negotiable)
More pictures coming up......!!!
07032351698,08030710747.....

Politics / Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by carluva(m): 9:39am On Sep 16, 2012
;DSanusi mama dey play te te nd him papa dey smoke igbo.... grin
Romance / Re: Alpha And Beta Males, Which Is Better?? by carluva(m): 3:19pm On Aug 19, 2012
I think I ve more attributes of d Beta male in moi......nd frm what u put up I think I like it!!
Politics / Re: Sun Newspaper Editor, Steve Nwosu Shot By Bandits.. by carluva(m): 10:38am On Jul 26, 2012
slim poppa:

Bros, e neva RIP o
. Hahahahahaha..........bros u funny die I swear, I no jst knw how sum kind pipu dey reason....person no die una. Dey wish am RIP...nawa ooo..!!!
Business / Re: Nigeria Begins Fuel Import From Niger Republic by carluva(m): 5:58pm On Jul 16, 2012
[quote author=NigeriaKwenu]HmmI wonder if one Nigerian will make heaven sef. Because i don't think God wants 1diots in heaven. Na waoo...fuel from Niger?

Hahahahahaha.....we go make heaven o abeg...!!
Politics / Re: Man Caught Planting A Bomb In Jos by carluva(m): 10:05am On Jul 08, 2012
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Politics / Re: Man Caught Planting A Bomb In Jos by carluva(m): 10:04am On Jul 08, 2012
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Autos / Re: 1996 Honda Accord With A Headwound (healed). Very Clean. Asking N825k by carluva(m): 8:22pm On Jul 02, 2012
frankosabi: Since a lot of things still need to be fix,if u can sell for 350k contact me..a serious buyer..I want to get it for my old man in d village
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Na wa 4 sum kin people ooo.....pricing dz kind motor 4 350k...guy u no get consience @ allllll.....Haba..!!
Car Talk / Re: Best SUV For 1 Million Naira Budget? by carluva(m): 6:50pm On Jun 26, 2012
Una bad mouth 4 dz NL too much...most of una wey dey bash dz guy here no even get reach 200k to buy keke yet u all cum onlyn ready to spit out shit to people asking for opinionz..........any way sha I suggest d poster checkz out d auto section, I bliv I saw a tokz Toyota 4runner up 4 sale 4 1.2milla or dere about, mayb u can work xumfin out wit d dealer.....goodluck with ur search all d same..

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Romance / Re: Is It Necessary For Guys To Kneel Down To Propose To A Lady? by carluva(m): 5:01pm On Jun 17, 2012
berem: whether u kneel down, summersault or do some taekwando while putting the ring on ur girl's finger,it doesnt matter. what matters is the love u have for her if its genuine or fake.

LWKMDH...........cnt imagine d summersaulting nd doin d "would u marry me" stuff...
Autos / Re: IAAI Bids: Let's Help You Get The Best! by carluva(m): 2:53am On Jan 05, 2012
pls poster i'ld love to knw ow much wuld get me a 2000/2001 mazda mpv l4 to lagos, (if possible not a converted one)
Nairaland / General / Re: Merry Xmas To All Nairalanders And Their Families by carluva(m): 11:35am On Dec 25, 2011
Wishing All Nairalanders A Very Merry Christmas And A Prosperous New Year In Advance, MAY D COMING YEAR 2O12 B BETA DAN 2O11, IJN,
Jokes Etc / Crazy Couple by carluva(m): 2:04am On Dec 08, 2011
A certain man & his wife quarreled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother" The man paused for a while & also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The wife angry stared, at him & said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh ya! I"m going to my mother!" The wife replied, "To your mother!! And what about the children! Who is going to look after them?" The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. So, the children should go to their mother !!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

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