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Car TalkRe: Overheating And Suspected Blown-up Top Gasket In In Mitsubishi Space Gear by carluva(m):
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ComputersRe: Pls,where Is Lenovo Centre In Lagos? by carluva(m): 12:32pm On Oct 14, 2014
Got mine in PH @ Park n' Shop, Garrisons, used myn for 6 months nw.
ComputersRe: Pls,where Is Lenovo Centre In Lagos? by carluva(m): 4:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
Superb battery life its got too, 5-6hours!!!!
ComputersRe: Pls,where Is Lenovo Centre In Lagos? by carluva(m): 4:49pm On Oct 07, 2014
So far so good its been a very nice system, buth one thing u should be aware of is dat there are actually two variants of the G400 which I am aware of, not heresay I and my room mate use the same G400 but with different specs, no difference at all bodywise, dont know why Lenovo had to do dat, had to use this indomie comic stickers to differentiate myn. Mine comes with a 2G Ram/500gigHard disk while my room mates same G400 comes with 4gig ram nd 1terabyte hard disk, yeah u heard me right "1terabyte" nd he got it for less than 70k here in Ph. The only downside I think it has is jst this difficulty in getting parts, I'm scared of handing it to jst any technician to fix........above all i'ld say its a good buy.
ComputersRe: Pls,where Is Lenovo Centre In Lagos? by carluva(m): 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2014
thank bro!!!
ComputersRe: Pls,where Is Lenovo Centre In Lagos? by carluva(m): 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2014
thanks bro!!!
Technology MarketRe: Laptop Screen Replacement At Reduced Price by carluva(m): 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2014
Hello bro, how much is it going to cost me to replace my Lenovo G400 screen pls. thanks!
ComputersRe: Pls,where Is Lenovo Centre In Lagos? by carluva(m): 9:12pm On Oct 05, 2014
Bro plss, if u get the adress kindly share here also, my Lenovo G400 screen got broken recently, would love to fix it at any of their service centres. if u knw any technician at computera village too who can fix it kindly drop his/her details here. Godbless!!
Car TalkRe: Lamborghini Aventador £300,000 Car In Abuja by carluva(m): 2:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
Lol......i'ld advice d Op to follow gidicars on Instagram, my broda u go see cars u go begin dey wonder weda na d same Nigeria wey u knw abi na anoda one. God dey sha, slowly nd steadily we shall get there, ligitimately tho!
Car TalkRe: My Experience Along Benin- Ore Road by carluva(m): 12:38am On Sep 12, 2014
funny how we've all turned God to a majician. most comment here are al about "God judging dem", "God repleneshn the op" and all dat. and ds people continue living their free lives scamming innocent Nigerians. Cant something be donehuh? we shouldnt wait till it happens to anoda person den we all start calln God to replenish bla bla bla.
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by carluva(m): 1:06pm On Jul 12, 2014
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Hello sir, kindly check up and forward the details to me.
i truly appreciate your services here on nairaland.
Thanks a million in advance......my email is funkyfreeman@rocketmail.com
Technology MarketRe: Port-Harcourt City Phone Sale/Swap Centre by carluva(m): 8:38am On Dec 30, 2013
Verry much willing to swap my Curve7 + additional cash for an Experia or Galaxy Core or a Pahntom A+/N9 Pad...........holla me if yhu got a deal!
Funkyfreeman@rocketmail.com
Technology MarketRe: Pre-order your Technologies From USA and Canada Few days deliv by carluva(m): 11:37pm On Dec 29, 2013
Gudevening sir and God bless d goodwork yhu re doin here, pls how much wuld land me a used Samsung Galaxy Mega to Lagos here?
And how long is it gonna take to get it?
Car TalkInformation To All Those Who Are Going To Be Traveling This Xmas by carluva(op): 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2013
NOW LISTEN CAREFUL ND BE WARNED:::: IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR , DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER, BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%,AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. . Kindly share it and tag ur friends. .Pls do spread awareness.......Wishn y'all journey mercies as u travel to nd from yhur various destinations!
PoliticsRe: FG To Sell Four State-owned Refineries Next Year by carluva(m): 4:01pm On Nov 19, 2013
I deff knew ds was gonna happen soonest wen news about Dangote wanting to build a Refinery in Ondo state or thereabout emerged, mehhnnnn ds guyz own d government, he had gotten d info tey tey.
HealthRe: Lagosians In Highbrow Areas May Be Drinking Own Faeces –investigation by carluva(m): 4:19pm On Nov 02, 2013
[s][/s]The Rich Also Drink Shit
EducationRe: Nairaland Undergraduates Central Chatroom by carluva(m): 11:55am On Oct 31, 2013
Carluva reppn Unique University Of Port-Harcourt..........
Foreign AffairsRe: The Punjab Rape Festival In India by carluva(op): 11:42am On Oct 31, 2013
Me sef shock wen I come across d matter ooohh
Foreign AffairsThe Punjab Rape Festival In India by carluva(op): 11:04am On Oct 31, 2013
So There is A Festival For Raping Young Girls in India:The Punjab Rape Festival In India Begins This Week, little wonder they got serious issues with rape
 

Punjab, INDIA — Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Punjab Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.
Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Punjab dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is win-win for everyone.”
The Punjab Rape Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his village of Ludhiana. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called ‘The Baalkrishan’.
23-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar tells reporters that he has been training all year for this event. “I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve been practicing raping my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”

11-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost did not get raped at last year’s festival. “I came so close to not getting raped. I almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 12 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning.”
34-year-old Paul Horner from Toronto who is visiting Punjab on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. “I’m getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight.”

culled from: super official news


http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-drink-man-woman-16/punjab-rape-festival-india-begins-week-can-tourists-try-too-4119343.html
BusinessRe: Shoprite Coming To Ilupeju? by carluva(m): 8:34pm On Oct 07, 2013
When re ds SHOPRITE pipu coming †̥ Port-Harcourt kwanu, I tire ooohhh, d one wey dem open 4 Lagos nefa do ni haba!!!!
We need where †̥ spend our oil money down here in PH abeg!!!
PoliticsRe: Osun Leads In Nigeria’s School Enrolment by carluva(m): 12:36pm On Sep 05, 2013
Yipeee!!!!!!!! Ds is great news, @ least my state iz leadn in xumtin.........buh wait ooohh hope itz not cuz of d Tablet dat dey were givn d studentz sha.....?? #Thinkn Aloud#
FoodRe: Do You Eat A Meal Inside A Public Transport ? by carluva(m): 8:46pm On Aug 28, 2013
Is kuli kuli a snack....huh
PoliticsRe: FG To Generate 4,000MW Electricity From Coal by carluva(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2013
If dey like let dem generate d power frm firewood, al we need is light not some silly noise!!!!
AutosRe: ko by carluva(m): 11:18am On Jun 20, 2013
elbedso: 1.There's nothing like a 'phantom ghost'. The Phantom and Ghost are two different models of the Rolls Royce brand.

2. This is a Ghost (base model) its also referred to as 'baby phantom' because its similar to the phantom,but smaller,faster and cheaper than the phantom.

3. The price is horribly outrageous,and it shows just how greedy and unjust we Nigerians are to ourselves.
The 2012 Ghost comes in two trims. The base model,which is advertised here,and the EWB (extended wheel base). The EWB is the most expensive,which goes for between $290,000-$300,000 (circa 45 million naira). The base model costs about $250,000 on average (38 million naira). Even if this Ghost advertised here was bought @50 million naira,and towed,shipped and cleared for 20 million naira (which isn't even possible) 98million naira asking price is just sheer wickedness.And this Ghost isn't even customised in any way.

4. Let's educate ourselves,its only an ignorant and wasteful person that would pay so much for this car,when the top trim (EWB) can be gotten for even lesser than 90 million naira.The price of the car isn't hidden or unknown. Anybody with access to internet can atleast have an idea what the car should cost.And of course,nobody has a monopoly to import expensive cars.

5. Nigerian dealers/car importers need to stop wicked acts such as this,and the government has to put some regulations in place,to stop people from doing things like this.I'm not insinuating the importer/seller/dealer shouldn't make profit,but this is simply outrageous.

Thanks.
25billion million thousand likes
Dazzall!!
AutosRe: Clean Orobo Camry @ Affordable Price by carluva(m): 11:16am On Jun 16, 2013
2004 model...huhhuh?haba bros abeg go and check d date of birth of dat yhur car well biko!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by carluva(m): 12:48am On Jun 04, 2013
July 29th...Respect to the Leos!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Picture Of A Nairalander In South Africa by carluva(m): 11:21am On Apr 12, 2013
Odinaka yhu handsum jooor, nice concept, nyc background too....better dan seeing sum shitty celebrity pictures al d tym, I go soon post my own to grin
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Christmas Messages by carluva(m): 7:06am On Dec 25, 2012
May our world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year. Wishn our christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas and Best of 2013 to the best eFamily ever......Long Live Nairaland!!!!!!
AutosRe: 1989/1990 3s Toyota Camry 4 Sale @ Very Nice Price 400k by carluva(m): 8:13am On Dec 23, 2012
valacious: Na wao!!! 400k for used manual 1989 car? Cos its toyota or what? Na wao! So if I bring 400k now, u will open your palms and collect? Na wao!
Lolz guy u sef na wao!!!...na d shock na I'm make you dey shout "na wao" anyhw ni?? Nd if yhu gv am 400k why him no go open palm collect am. Na wao!!!grin
CareerRe: Jobs That Will Make You Appreciate Your Job (Pictures) by carluva(m): 3:01pm On Dec 21, 2012
Koolking: These jobs are death warrants. What if the horse landed on the V and slice you open? What if the guy is anxious about something and let go of your legs unknowingly? What if an archer or a shooter decides to aim and shoot at you?
†ђξ answer 2 yhur questions are
1. You die
2. You die
3. You die again!!! Finish grin

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