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Family › Re: Join Siena In Celebrating His Birthday With His Wife And Kids! by carluva(m): 1:59am On Apr 17, 2016

Happy Belated Birthday Sir, More of God's blessings upon your life and your family.
Age with Grace!

Food › Re: Why Can't Ladies Cook Without "Maggi"? by carluva(m): 8:18am On Mar 27, 2016

lol....bros na normal way they prepare d beans nd noodles ooohh. I jst weak!

Food › Re: Why Can't Ladies Cook Without "Maggi"? by carluva(m): 7:31pm On Mar 24, 2016

Hmmmmmm........
if I talk wetin some gurlz from one part of d country (dnt want to mention d tribe) dey carry my eyes see for ds maggi or no maggi matter eennhh una go pity me cry

imagine ds gurls cook BEANS, ordinary BEANS with a minimum of 6 cubes of seasoning, come stew side naaa, dey use a minimum of 9 cubes, d day I found out eernnhh, na dat day I begin cook my own food seperate. common indomie dem still dey use one cube join for d seadoning wey follow am come.

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NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 6:48am On Oct 27, 2015

Journey safe my amiable Otondohs, the good Lord guide ur steps as the one year journey begins.

NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 3:17pm On Oct 23, 2015

If u've dropped ur digits and I haven't added u on the whatsapp group do well to draw my attention by mentioning me pls.

NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 10:45pm On Oct 22, 2015

olusegunadex much appreciation, joining u soon.

NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 10:44pm On Oct 22, 2015*

lizzydel:
Has anyone created a group yet or do I create one?

NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 9:32pm On Oct 22, 2015

misstasha:
Mae
Afe Babalola University
Stream 2
Nt happy at all Mae
Afe Babalola University
Stream 2
Nt happy at all

lol, my dear jst relax,was also hoping for stream 1. jst kip calm it'ld be November 25th in no tym.

NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 9:29pm On Oct 22, 2015

lizzydel:
Elizabeth
Igbinedion University
Stream 2

woooow, finally, was begining to think I was d only one!!

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NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 4:19pm On Oct 22, 2015

lol @solecontroller I don buy since sef, didn't wanna take chances.
Come no other stream 2 ni?

NYSC › Re: Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 4:11pm On Oct 22, 2015

wooooww, mosquitoes ke!.....we have enter one chance!!!!

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NYSC › Bayelsa B15 Lets Meet Here by carluva(op): 3:50pm On Oct 22, 2015*

If you have been posted to Bayelsa to serve your fatherland, lets meet here. State your name, school and stream

Uniport
Stream 2

NYSC › Re: Let Us Know The State You Choose As The 1st,2nd And 3rd,on Your NYSC Form by carluva(m): 6:26pm On Oct 06, 2015

Ogun, Bayelsa and Kogi. Reppn UNIPORT

NYSC › Re: Pcms For B15, What Is Your Date Of Birth Without Year? by carluva(m): 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2015

July 29

Autos › Re: Caveat Emptor!!! Another Scamming Technique!!!! Buyers & Sellers Beware!!! by carluva(m): 1:25pm On Sep 14, 2015

Jesus is Lord!!!!
Nawa oooohh, to struggle honestly in order to make it now seems to be a thing of the past for some people in ds Nigeria. The way he planned the whole thing leaves me in awe. I dont just understand how these fraudsters feel comfortable spending another man's sweat.

Car Talk › Re: Chasing Classic Cars In Nigeria by carluva(m): 4:47pm On Jul 28, 2015

woooow, thanks man. Dose scammers would never learn!!

Autos › Re: Neat 1976 Mercedes Benz 280 For Sale by carluva(m): 3:37pm On Jul 28, 2015

No contact details!

Car Talk › Re: Chasing Classic Cars In Nigeria by carluva(m): 3:35pm On Jul 28, 2015

https://www.nairaland.com/2484363/neat-1976-mercedes-benz-280
jst stumbled upon ds in the autos section and tot I should post here for interested persons.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Navy Military Capabilities Pictures by carluva(m): 11:45am On Jul 24, 2015

Not one single Submarine!!

Family › Re: 23yr Old Barren Woman Steals 5-yr-old Boy In Rivers (photo) by carluva(m): 8:25pm On Jul 22, 2015

hehehehe....ds woman is deff a dumb f*ck, How would u in Christ's name steal a child in Ogbogoro and den take d child to Ogakri to settle down, who does dat?? Anybody staying around dat axis should know better, its just a river dat separates both communities, as in you can actually see Ogbakri clearly from Ogbogoro. when boats still plied the waterways as far back as 2003/4/5 it costs only 50naira to cross over from one end to the other. Well na God want catch her sha.

Family › Re: Connect With Someone Born On The Same Month & Day You Were Born! by carluva(m): 9:53am On Jul 21, 2015

29th July

Computers › Re: Help A Nairalander With His Laptop Problem by carluva(m): 10:47pm On Jul 15, 2015

Fool, no gv person ur laptop u dinor gree. Heediat!!!

Autos › Registered 2004 Honda Accord For Sale @950k by carluva(op): 6:54pm On May 31, 2015*

AC
Automatic Transmission
Registered 2004 model
Just buy and drive no fixes to be made car located in PH.

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Car Talk › Re: My 2 Months Old 1999 Passat Is Giving Me High Blood Pressure by carluva(m): 7:52pm On May 09, 2015

Siena:
[color=Blue]This is why it does pay to read through your Owner's Manual. It's not just the rogue mechanics that are the problem, it's you the owners of these cars.

The PAS fluid for the B5 Volkswagen Passat is NOT the usual red ATF or manual gearbox oil. It is specific to the steering assistance, and iit' either you use genuine Audi fluid, or the ewuivalent which is CHF11-S. Nothing else.

Regular ATF degrades the oil seals in both the rack AND pump, then leaks start. I would advise you stop driving that car with the wrong fluid. Replace the rack, and have the system flushed, BEFORE filling with the CORRECT fluid.[/color]

Nna uncle siena please come down to Nigeria and share this knoweldge naaaa, boys are really ready to learn from your wealth of knowelde on automobiles. we are begging sir!!!!

Romance › Re: Name Ur Favorite Romanceland Character by carluva(m): 8:55am On Apr 06, 2015

ZedX6:
[color=#150000] Aunty? People like you go call cow "broda" because you wan chop meat.[/color]

even if I call cow daddy, how e take concern u kwanu huh

jst loved d way her younger bro tweaked d name nd decided to go with the young lad. I no knw why e dey pain u.

Romance › Re: Name Ur Favorite Romanceland Character by carluva(m): 12:20am On Apr 06, 2015

aunty twaci........

Family › Re: Can A Family Man With 300k Salary And 3 Children Can He Live Comfortably? by carluva(m): 6:37pm On Mar 06, 2015

I normally dont comment on topics but my dear sexymoma God bless you, na me and op been dey argue d argue this morning. How I go dey earn 300k monthly and not have at least a 3bedroom flat to show for it after 10 good years haba!!! when village people no hold my remote. I even told him i'ld achieve the house in a space of 6-8 years if I were d one, but we jst put the ten years there not to sound ridiculous. I swear if i'm the one i'ld have my 3bedroom ready at the end of that period and also have like 3 uncompleted self contains at my backyard, lets say window level.

Food › Re: Xmas Xtra.. Some Guys Cant Kill A fowl Come And Confess If You Cant :D by carluva(m): 8:39am On Dec 25, 2014

we simply look for boys around to hlp us with the killing and dissecting, nobody in my hauz frm papa reach d last born sabi kill or dissect fowl. funny sha.

Travel › Re: Pictures Of A Nairalanders Visit To Cross-river State by carluva(m): 3:24pm On Dec 19, 2014

there's an airstrip less than 30mins drive to the gate of the ranch, u d guys drove past it you jst failed to notice.

Car Talk › Re: Which Car Do You Dream To Own And Drive ? by carluva(m): 11:09pm On Dec 12, 2014

MB G63

Car Talk › Re: Overheating And Suspected Blown-up Top Gasket In In Mitsubishi Space Gear by carluva(m): 3:31pm On Oct 14, 2014

Its actually a 1999 Mitsubishi Space Gear.

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