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annawhite: what do u want?

oh jingle-pringle!

ayobase: LOL...but to be candid, u actually don't notice those dimples and the gap btw em teeth?

naso.......na wetin dey below the face carrying the dimple concern me.

OYINBOGOJU: Same of the Same.......... No difference from others.

Don J is actually going down the low side.

Who dey write lyrics for this mofos?

what flatulence! have u ever done something that was admired by anybody? and u have the mouth to write somebody's work off.

dont8: No be for my mouth you go hear say Jonathan dey clueless


I can't believe he called you yaro gal too, the more reason you need to divorce his miserable azzlove him

my advocate, thank u!

Caracta: Did you just call me 'yaro girl'

whaaaaaaat! See the person i'm defending coming with this hacking qstion. This is typical of the new caracta and not the one i use to know.

Sms...

How ya nite?

DonaldDuck: Anumanu

nkita onitsha!

Legit1: Guess I aint weird after all, or may be am not the only one.

gap-tooth, dimple, all those things i no de notice them. Bobi, the oda one below, these are my priorities. If u dont meet this requirements, forget it.

Which dimple? Na 'simple'.

DonaldDuck: Na wetin

meaning duck in hausa

ItsModella: shior jor, even guys find dimples attractive..

wetin de dimple? Na dimple i wan chop?

Abeg ooo....

DonaldDuck: caracta

agwagwa....

dont8: She's my wife's secretary and I'm not into adultery anyway... so, you're safe somehow

are u saying caracta is a maid? Caracta is like a house-help to ur wife? Kai, i never knew i'm with a yaro gal. Dont8, u said this and dont deny pls.

ItsModella: olodo, what is bear hug again?

oboi, acodocis don enter one-chance

dont8: Actually, this is my number one wish, so she can file for divorce asap

hahahahaha.....u are not serious! She no go leave me for u.

DonaldDuck: Castrated antelope

slaughtered duck

Acidosis: .

my God is the most high, the creator. U cant be my God.

Acidosis: buhahahaha... who be this... ? ur jes a confused bloko-less dude..

ur blokos wey annawhite don pulverize since? Ashawocidosis...

Acidosis: lol... I won't even allow him come close...

who be this dic'k-less guy?

dont8: He's there already, but don't worry he's gonna sommersault with a magun

oh jumble-tumble!

Vanneni: when did you see me This your eagles eye ehn.. Yay kake?

i saw u. I have the owl eyez...
Ina lafiya.

dont8: Who dash your antelope monkey banana

all this insult na becos of cara....i wish she take note of this.

Acidosis: young man, don't go there....

'dont go where'? No near vanneni pls.

Acidosis: you chop battery? sweetheart na compliment

na lead(Pb) or acid i drink. Commot for here.

Vanneni? *cuddles her*

dont8: Sharrap there you

u de 'sharrap' me ontop my own woman? Xynetelope, arrest this guy.

Acidosis: sweetheart I'm right here beside you

so much sweethearts, this guy na ashawo. U no fit stick to one woman? I go beat u oooo!

Tashamania: You see me for where?

in my arms.

dont8: Yeah, Xynerise Memorial Night School, Pretoria

i'm sure xynetelope attended evening class.

Corporal xyntelope, come and defend urself.

dont8: Why the strike out, do I look like a 'serial' polygamist like Eze and Binger and 190 to you
Even if I want to practice polygamy, it can only be with my wife's mistress (Caracta).

why caracta? This gal? Sms....

Tashamania: Did y'all see that?

yea...u are. And this is a foretaste of lines that wil be streaming ur way if we kick-start it i.e if i'm able to monoplise u to myself.

Eze, 190, stay away!

Tashamania: oma gan o
Who be meat? Who be lion?

i'm d lion, and he's the meat in my den. I go chop him head...

dont8: Word!

i pray the duck remain ducked as long as possible.

Tashamania: Eze and Caseless...Hiya?

welcome, hot-tottie!

Dont mind eze pro-homo, he's trying to get our attention.