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ItsModella: oya oya oya kneel down...all this vocab na wash.

Before I beg her on your behalf, let me ask you. Did you not realize that my sister is a nun? How dare you call her a cheap wh0re..which kain play be dat? mschew!! Now that you're sorry, you must promise not to hurt her again. If you do.....

DOMK(down on my knee)! I'm sorry for doin nothing to her. I wont do it again.

flanrey: Damn!
Not just wh.ore, he even added 'cheap'
Why Lord!!!!!

dont believe her, i did not say that.

binger: Seriously?

i didnt say this. Binger, tell her im sorry.

Domk(down on my knee)

Caracta: He called me a cheap wh.ore. I'm still trying to hold the anger...
I don tire for nairaland. Chei!

sucre, dont say this. I cant never commonise u to that less than zero level. I love u!

ItsModella: She's my sister, olodo. What did you do to her?

olive-madam, sorry i displayed olodomania.

Ur sister,caracta, misunderstood my post and she has been spongy ever since. Tell her i'm sorry, i mean it. It is from the diagenetic depth of my heart.

Caracta: @caseless, haba ne. Shiga hankalika fa. You ma like to prolong issue. Mtcheeeew.

jst send my pandi to the dinning table , i'm hungry. Dem say u no fit pound pdy(pounded yam), is that true? Na binger and spike tell me oooo.

spikes C: all these una English self

una go kill me for here....hahaha

ItsModella: caseless, so you're the one making my caracta angry? oya, apologize now now..

hahahahaha......ur caracta? I cant remember exchanging certificate of ownership with anyone...she's still mine despite the 'jumble-tumble'.

Help me tell her say i'm sorry...

Caracta: Lol...no be only you o. I de vex for myself seriously. I feel like hitting my head on the wall.

i'v done some wall hitting,u need to be here to knw how it is sounding. U nor try.....
Oya, send my pandi shap, cos i no get time for ur wahala.

Caracta: Threat? Funny...lol.
Dude, you don't know me. Let's not drag the issue further. I've made my point clear.

what is this?


Abegi.....

[quote author=HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY]**masculine winks** [/quote]hahahahaha...ldmmwfb! How dis wink com look like now, na elephant u go com look like to throw this wink? Ldmmwfb

binger: Caseless go beg tire today

ldmmwfb.....beg for wetin? She ma vex me sef...why she go de read meaning to a plain post...i nor knw.

binger: You are sitting on a long thing

im havin a very long thing.....

Caracta: I actually didn't find the comment funny. Tbh, it got me really pissed. I mean, it was too expensive. But then...
#shrugs#

u see, u read that post from an inclined position. There was nothing more to it. I swear, i started reading meaning to it immediately u quoted me. Didnt u see in that post whr i said 'see love...she de give me free of charge'? I was talking about love , u wend and picked something else.

U com de threaten me sef upon wetin u never verify....sms.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Acidosis [/color]

confirm! No wonder he came as spike and was all over caracta. Acidosis, why? Spike, kindly switch to ur other moniker pls(acidosis).

I wan stil buy 50% of nl share....u can be my staff anyway.

binger: Cara,are you mad at me?

that short form 'cara' is exclusively for me, and i invented it. So stay off.

Caracta: Lol...you don't want to know. Believe me

i want to know. Jst tell me, pls.

Vanneni

binger: Corrupt minds...can't someone give me a decent reply to a decent question?

someone did give a decent answer by giving u situation report of d.

Dey careful!

binger: To ItsModella(f), ~vicky~, Rubyrose, caseless, xynerise(m), binger(m), Caracta(f), spikes C(m), HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY, CFCfan(m)
Good evening guys...how's it hanging?

my 'd' is the only thing hanging and looking downward.....

Caracta: Don't push me. I'm serious.

u said?
I'm pushing and also waiting for whatever comes out of it. I de wait for wetin this 'serious' of urs means.....

Caracta: Ok

cara, u knw i cant give wat it is in details here cos enemies are watching. We fit meet for s-section sha..
*cuddles her*

[quote author=HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY].[/quote].dey very careful! Dont let me see u close to vanneni cos na war i. Go declare.

Caracta: Wetin she de give you?

na only caracta fit answer this question. All i can say is, may God bless her for giving generously!

*dives for cover*

xynerise: 5-1 in favour of Nigeria

oh jumble-tumble! Antelope.....u correct!

lalaosky: [b]*announcer in the awe of lala speaks*: "on this day, 21st of january 2013, LALA was here to honour the wish of his gazillion fans with his presence and aura...give it for CELEBRITY LALA"

LALA: yes o my fiffle..how una dey..all the antelopes in the house, i hail una.nothing they happen o.ayam here with DJ BADOSKY, the illest, sickest, döpest, and tighest DJ to have ever garce the wheels of steel!!.i'll be signing autographs for all my fans through out today.i know it's a stressfull work but imma do it cos of you, my fans who has been with me through the ups and downs of my career; from when my ist album did moderately well to when my second album sold 3million copies in a week and went multi platinum!!.i can't thank y'all enough.you guys are the best...*fans like oahray,binger,tashamania,caracta,sexkillz,gree-die,itsmodella,shollypopz et al are screaming and wailing* "WE LOVE LALA"..tashamnia and itsmodella wails "come and marry me lala.i'm all yours.even if it's just a kiss*...*awwww, he's humbled by screams of his uncountable fans*.
"For this love shown to me, any single antelope in this house will get his skydeep before this year runs out.for those konji has been killing like spike C, i'll give you, your heart desire, itsmodella.caseless, for your tears and constant "jingle-springles", i'll make sure caracta falls in love/chocolate with you.i'll make y'all ban proof and sexkilluna and jay bee wont ban you guys again...I LOVE Y'ALL, ALWAYS HAD, ALWAYS WILL.DJ BADOSKY, SLAAAAAMMMMMM IT!!"...*blows 'em kisses as they suffocates and cries for his touch*

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caracta don fall inside vannila already...no be smal love ooooo....she de give me free of charge.....oh jumble-tumble!

Ldmmwfb becos of these ur lines...

Sign autograph for me pls

Idowuogbo: Yeye! I bam o! How ya side?

my side dey straight.

spikes C: Viewing this topic: Smartie gurl(f), Vanneni(f), caseless, Ileke-IdI, Caracta(f), ogugua88(f), HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY (a), ItsModella(f), Idowuogbo(f) and 1 guest(s)

so many females
and 1 antelope
hmmm

ah-ahn...u don forget say i'm the ladies man? Na why my babe(cara) bounce u b dat.

*grabs vanneni*

xynerise: I am scared to watch this Nigeria match. I dont want to skip dinner

same here...

I don dey shake even b4 d match start. Antelope, predict the scoreline pls. Maybe that wil help put my system in order.

Idowuogbo: I dey fear dat side o! Jeez!

common....sha da ap! So u de fear sef? No break my heart abeg. Be a man, sorry, woman.

How u de?

binger: well,the babe can be erratic. She fit kiss u today,and set ur asrehøle on fire 2mao ...So,the best way is to come across as a friend. Give it time while giving her attention. She's got a pic on her page,so tell her how pretty she looks on the specs Always keep ur conversation going and try to avoid tedium...make her laugh,joke abt sumfin etc.try these one's first

hmmmmmm......this is coming from a professional! Yea.....before i noticed her presence, she did light my asss. Maybe i'l play to this, wait to see annawhite in my embrace.....

binger: Annawhite?? In as much as i can walk u thru her,but bro,u deserve better nah ...okay,how close are u two? Does she knw u are an admirer? Are u sure abt her?

tell me more about her. I deserve better? Who do i go for again? Suggest, bro.

I've flashed her with some notice of admiration......i de feel her.