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Caracta: Lemme ruzzle you.

ruzzler of the year, wat dos this ruzzling entail? *winks*

Caracta: @caseless, i saw you with another girl. And to think i've never cheated on you. Men sha. Smh...

i know u dont cheat on me and that's why i like u. Dont take after me pls, be a gud gal pls....dont cheat on me oooo.

binger: So who be the target lady?...you have to understand her strength and weakness, speak from the heart and forget all these jumble grumble...i still need her moniker for precision in making her fall head over heels for u

oh jumble-tumble! How can i forget my default setting? Those are my lingos.

Ehen, u knw say dem(gals) plenty.

Caracta:she's sitting on her head already, no need for bingermatics as regard her.
Tashamania: i have to put 190 or whoever is involved on the edge of his sit when it comes to tash.
Annawhite: na dis one de spin my head...bingermatics is highly needed here. How do i go, bro?

Caracta: .

u nor sabi give 9t kiss again? Oya, give me ur mouth! *squizes her lips*

dopeJemi: Huh?

shrug my shoulder!

dopeJemi: I don write ​A♏ aLready


Make we finish ​A♏

na desame id de switch for here so...

Dope' na u be spike?

dopeJemi: Baby! Its u, its u, its u, its u, its u GurL


Its u, its u, its u, its u, its u

sms....

binger: @Caseless...sori bro,i went off for an emergency. You were asking for the Bingermatics,right?

*says yes with a frown*

Sms....

ItsModella: those ones are the mallams, na dem dey craze like nonsense..

hahaha......u don jam one b4?

Aboki no de my blood.....oooo...

spikes C: I’m at a pay phone tryin’ to call home.
all of my change I spent on you.
Where have the times gone, baby it’s all wrong,
where are the plans we made for two
If happy ever afters did exist, I would still be
holding you like this, All those fairy tales are full of shiiiit
One more fcking love song I’ll be sick......

thank God for google. Na this lines u wan carry woo my babe..? Scanty......

miccodb: Abeg where my post naa. Na simple topic- for perverts asking can't one free f**k ere jus as some find love?

indulge in some whack-off pls and shun pervert***

ItsModella: I thought you were Hausa. In my book, all Hausa guys are abokis..

noooo! Jst change that book.....cos some 'abokis' are equal to the task.....
If dem show who dem be, u go fear...u no think am?

ItsModella: aboki, how are you?

hahahahahaha.......ldmmwfb! Which aboki? No be only aboki, na mallam bala.....

I dey fine....

ItsModella: Viewing this topic: caseless, spikes C(m), annawhite(f), Sijo01(f), fukcwitme (f), ItsModella(f) and 1 guest(s)

are my eyes deceiving me? *rubs eyes*

yes they are. Optical illusion i must say...

Get some sands and pour on her to confirm if it is not her spirit.

annawhite: pushes him away*

Im not one of ur girls!. . . . .

oh jumble-tumble! U've always made my list of 'favourites'.....dont say this.
*leans on her*


Binger, give me the bingermatics....

annawhite: caseless are u mocking me?

nooooo! I mean it from the deepest part of my heart. *cuddles her*

Annawhite......*misses her*

binger: I dey gidibga ...You don get e-woman?

bingermatic, any e-woman for me? I wan giv her bingermatic lectures(straffing).

Hook me with one shap-shap, i wan collect her pure...pls.

binger: Nna caseless,why you too like old story? Are you an early man?

nwanna, no mind me oooo.....work choke for me, so na wen i see my mentions i de reply. How u dey?

Vanneni: I speak tha lang buh I'm nat from there.

wher ar u frm?

Ldmmwfb!

Vanneni: E'en,e'en, be careful!

i stay put....i no de remove my hand...lai-lai.

ItsModella: Most people on first sight think I have Igbo stamped on my forehead. According to them, I look so Igbo...and I tell them yes, I'm Igbo.

if i de south-south....na edo-boy everybody de call me, sw, se, and up north na yoruba everybody de call me. Pple always think i'm yoruba, so i tell dem i'am yoruba when askd.

Vanneni: nima na miss naka. Ina makaranta shine yasa bana zo wurin nan. Naseini kana dey lafia.

welcom back! *takes my hand round her waist*

[quote author=gree-die]laff don make me (u) wan follow boy?[/quote]laff don make me wee for body(ldmmwfb).

See gals nyafu-nyafu, i go come de follow bois? I die!

ItsModella: that awkward moment when you realize caseless is hausa -____-

oh jumble-tumble! Dont feel bad, i'm not hausa but surrounded by some hausas....

Wetin be ur own lang? As u fine reach, no tell me wetin i nor wan hear oooo. Jst giv me answer...

ItsModella: you need to create a dictionary for all these your slangs...what the hell is ldmmwfb?

hahahaha.......olive-font u funny die! Ehen....laff don make me wee for body(ldmmwfb)....

Akporugo247: Leave him and come to my room have something 4 u, God u going to luv it.

dont near pls! She's mine....

[quote author=gree-die]mrs obama, u now lady v? lol...[/quote]hahahahah....

Mrs obama and lady ? Hhhaaaaaha....ldmmwfb!

Wait o.....modella leg no long pass mrs obama leg?

ItsModella: Jesus, what page did you just quote me from? I can't even remember it...

how u go remember when u don finish me b4 oahray and others. Jst checked my mentions anyway....

Vanneni: caseless!

vanneni, ina kikashigane kwana biu? been long i saw u ....
I've missed u.