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Keneking:
This is serious

500KM is distance which is from Lagos to Onitsha by road

my thought too. They covered that long distance with their victim/captive and they were not intercepted by the police. The gals had to bring back their victim to the same spot from which he was kidnapped(that's about 1000km all together). SA security is porous too- I now know why they couldn't tame those xenophobes that were on rampage then.

Let it go so we can hear word from those na-we-oyel air-heads

Taylor86:
Airforce1 y are you telling us, is wizkid not ur ROLE MODEL tuface ur MENTOR. temitemi1 ur TEAM LEADER




i activated a nairaland account without hairs in my NYASH....now my hair are too long enough to tie fowl ur album never drop

June 15 is the release date.

MzNelly:
Okay.

Sorry about that, then.

I'm sorry, too.

SeverusSnape:
Dying is a process...
So I've not entirely dismissed Fayose's claim about Buhari.
T'is only a matter of time.

hope you live forever. Like we have always said, those that want buhari death shall die before him by God's grace.

emeka1101:
Do you need a prophet to tell you that?When
was the last time a Nigerian became first in
WASSCE? Ghanaians have been snatching first
to third place since 2007.TALK with FACT and
stop talking trash. Over 2milliom Nigerian
students sits for wassce yearly as compared to
about 400,000 Ghanaian students.
.
ATLEAST I KNOW OF KOFI ANNAN.FORMER UN
SECRETARY GENERAL.

why is kofi Anan here?

emeka1101:
Apart from Population and economy ,Ghana is ranked higher than Nigeria in everything positive. Lets face facts.

shut it there!

Caseless:
let me express myself. I have an eye for u

@francizy, this is where de joke started. and I thought she was going to take it that way and we'll become friends.

francizy:
Heheheheh, but you ma no try na.. You for start with following her and making sure she follows you too. The quote her like once in two or three days so she don't feel like you're desperate. When you've confirmed you are close bud, then you can communicate with her via PM without her making a big deal out of it. Also, you can then ask for her BBM pin or phone number...

She's a pretty girl/lady, don't mess it up. Maybe the more you guys marry my sisters, the more we have peace in Nigeria...

Hahahahahah...
We must marry ur sisters ooo.

All this process na long track na...
I'm not desperate. check my post that she quoted and u'd understand I stepped down , but also assured her that d feeling is there. This thing started as a joke ooo on one funny thread like that and she even dared me to express it in the open, so I did.

francizy:
Ah dan die...

Wooing gone sour...


@Caseless

ndo, try pm next time, I believe Nelly will say yes. It's just a matter of time and patience..

BTW, don't insult Igbos anymore oh, so that my sisters will accept you...

I just said this to her. PM ? Nah!

The next time you'd see a complain from a lady about nl guys, it will about 'useless' PMs.
Via pm shows weakness.

I'm sincere, if not why type in the open? I don't want to join the endless list of effete who ladies complain on this forum that they send Un-solicited PMs or without a request for them to

lagunna1:
Welcome back

thank u!

MzNelly:
You probably think you're doing me a favor; well, that is verryy far from the truth.

I see whatever you're doing now as a means to show-off


Do you know how many times I had to turn the pages of my dictionary to grasp your point?

I dunno where you're headed at, but a sincere person will either do this privately or stop showing off his vocabulary.
.

No! Far from it(show-off). I'm showing off on a 4-5th page of a birthday thread that's dead or about to die in a few hours time? No!
Since u know how it started and know what's all before now, I felt it was imperative to keep a little bit 'stoney' to keep some inquisitive on-looker from d msg.

MzNelly:
My point: You are not sincere, and this convo is pointless.
Thank you.

I'm sincere, if not why type in the open? I don't want to join the endless list of effete who ladies complain on this forum that they send Un-solicited PMs or without a request for them to.

lagunna1:
Chaii
See toasting

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na u say make I resume ooo. I don resume b dat.

MzNelly:
You're not ceaseless. You are a case. A serious one.

yeah...I am in this case. I should pose a 'case' when reaching out for what I want.


I don't do this; I don't stalk. But do know that someone admires your euhedral sense of humor, receptive nature, the grandeur in your complexion and sense of responsibility- that person is caseless.


I might cease to push any further(cos i don't do this) but the feeling is always extant.

Yungwizzzy:
[s]Very ugly Boy eating dysentery dey form posh 4 here [/s]






*But this tea tastes like alomo*

why are you this contemptible? Did u create anyone that u think you can call anyone ugly?

Let's see ur face, Mr self-created handsomeness!

MzNelly:
Lol, thank you.

it does not end on that fluffy 'thank u' note. it goes beyond that.

kika23:
Never mind

ok

Cutehector:
then if u knw its him dat's mentioned why not reiterate your muslim mods to review that writeup..

well, they reserve that right and power; it is exclusively theirs. All I can do is to clarify when asked like you just did.


I can decide to start calling God almighty as 'god' because I don't even believe there is any God except him, the creator.

I sometimes believe that when my name is written in capslock, it is still mine and, when it is written in lower case, it is still mine. Why would someone have me play to the notion that when you write 'god' , it means smaller gods, and when you write 'God' it means the almighty?

MzNelly:
Um....what?

I like u!

Cutehector:
caseless.. I wantt to ask u a question.. The inscription "I swear I am a muslim and there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet" on u guys profile means wat?

The bolded God in question isn't it the meanin of Allah? Or is there another Allah u guys are worshipin?

Well, check my signature and you'd know that ALLAH=God. Again, the declaration is done deference to 'god' (in low caps) and, not 'God' . Extensive use of that declaration by people overtime led to that alteration.


God created English language and gave himself a name in that language and he created Arabic and named himself in it. Who are we to say if he( the creator) is not mentioned in a certain language, then it is not him that's mentioned?


And on the declaration proper, it means , there is not deity(god) worthy of worship except Allah; you know there are gods.

Orijin101:
[size=15pt] Lyk seriously, do i sound igboic
coz ishilove also told same thing the other day i dropped my VN [/size]

link to d VN, pls.

Cutehector:
d guy na muslim sef..

so?

You hate all Muslims?

lagunna1:
Yeye!

Na u i wan lash

nice one!

I suffort zha lashing motion!

kika23:
Yes it's April.... Who you?

this is amorphous!


Do u mean the month of April or , April, the nairalander?


Well, I'm caseless. Who are you?

dre11:
Happy birthday khiaa


Wish you all the best....
Thanks truckpusher for the mention

you thank truckpusher for giving you a mention to come and celebrate his gf's birthday? This is humongously cataclysmic!


He should be thanking you. Dre , u na gentle boy Sha. You knw say truck na mad guy


*blusters to show my anger in protest to d future loss of my gf to truckpusher*

MzNelly!



















Remain the desiderata and , I have found it so hard to obviate or stave off the contempoaraneous feeling of adhesion.

khia:
Thanks to the Nigerian man who degrades African American women.

halt vociferating this hemidemisemiquaver in flatulence bombast!

kika23:
Ha......Mo
When?
You abandoner of women *talk to the hand*

april

Truckpusher:
Me? I'm not a woman wrapper o.

Maybe its KingTom that my cousin, he can kill for boobi

*in Bola Ige's voice* na sidon-look I dey.


Any loose boobi in the house? u knw say I come the show late...so na left over I go chop.

omenka:
Child abuse. Free the smallie.

smallie like that? pesin wey wan go service....

This one don ripe finish and waiting to b plucked.

*grabs stone to throw at the ropes mango in villagers style*

omenka:
Sweetdreams Baba.

May God continue to bless and strengthen you to the utter disappointment of those who wish all manner of evil upon you, and may the success of your administration resonate all the way down to the bedrooms of those who wish that you fail so they can be put to shame.

God bless Nigeria.

amen!