₦airaland Forum

DumeloDumelo:
Dre please buy me drink.

they never pay u salary?

where is april?

africanapple, who da blessed are u?

KingTom:
Guy you are disturbing my table o

him nor get table ni?

IrishKez:
Caseless what are you doing with codeine?

i'm sorry. I didnt knw u were here.

Jbluv55:
Right away sire .

*guides him to a table for two*

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Here's your codeine and rochi

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thank u, u are d best. Odilafta shld be hia...

SpcAgtOko:
Lol only the guilty would feel guilty

i'm not guilty....
Jbluv, serve her pls. The bill is on me.

KingTom:
Obayaya the Senator has been a tapper right from time since the last miss Nairaland but dre own hmmmmm

hahahaha
i quit tapping already. Many thanks to my couth coonsellor and pastor for delivering me.

SpcAgtOko:
Good evening house.

I spy two troublemakers. Where are the guards? I hope they are watching.

i suspect somebody is indirectly talking to me.

KingTom:
These days I no understand dre again o, hin just dey scatter everywhere

dre and obayaya went wild over night. Na dem b d men on the block nau. Obayaya tap virtually everything soft on this forum.

Ivanspring:
And i repeat, who's asking?

this is Alhaji Bala caseless aka 'uncle chrome'.

KingTom:
She dey come with the answer

she must provide answer. Abi na dre we go ask sef?

100Cents:
Some do. Others wait till later dates...

but u generalised.

Ivanspring:
Don't ask again.

once again, i'm asking : who b dis?

KingTom:
Caseless and I

u join ask d question too? I like pple that behave like me.

Ivanspring:
Who's asking?

answer my question or u forfeit ur free ticket to this bar.

Jbluv55:
Welcome sire . How today na?

we thank God sir. Hope say market de move? Oya , i need codeine and rochi on my table.
Table for two pls cos odilafta is joining me soon...

where is odilafta

Ivanspring:
Lol...you no well o...the doc was right afterall. Guess i'll be staying longer than i thought in the hospital. This particular 'alergy' is too strong

who is this?

i'm here.....

i seriously need these tips.

Descartes:
You this paid-agent, why can't you focus on your tribe Hypocrisy!!!

headless duck.

Rexxie:
this stuupid n reguler bovine piecaa'shiit,i damm well know u 4kn happy to hear that..all da same,its gud2cya,zomm_b,back 4rm death valley..
VIVA BIAFRA
#GEJ TILL '19

dis lunatic again?

gej has deviced a new way of siphoning our money. SA authority, pls, help our president keep the money until he's ready to come and collect it when we push him out next year. He want to buy arms for his boko boys or thugs to kill us in 2015.

trash....

100Cents:
Listen very well, girls are the first to ask a guy, " Do you have a girlfriend " ? When she wants to date you.

The same girl will get annoyed if you ask her one week later if she has someone. Isn't that mental ?

but do they get to ask dis question on d first meeting?

since2005:
Everyday I come across so many men who propose one thing or the other.

I've been single for a while now but due to my former experience I'm really finding it hard to trust again

how will I know that a toaster is genuine and truly love me?

u mean u did not believe me when i said i love u? *cries and walks out of thread*

publicenemy:
I am an Edo man.


And i hate the Ibos more than the hausas becos the Ibos are the worst crimnals in Nigeria.

that's serious....