₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
u no be Yoruba na, so u no fit know am

i hear u oo.

iceberylin:
ŐŴŐ MŐŃĔŶ

ŃŐ ĹĔŤÁ ŔÚŃ Ő ĹĨĶĔ ŤĤŐŚĔ pasengers

i no go run like those passengers.

omenka:
Make me too follow shout: FRONT PAGE MODS!!!

GEJ till Oritsejafor stops doing kabu kabu with his evangelical jet!

who believes this fake story when SA jst seized another cash in d name of arm deal by our govt?

asadike:
try it!

i hav a promise i made to a wonderful gal on this forum neva to fight again. I wont break that vow becos of u. I knw how to handle ppl like u. I'd hav attacked u, but wont do that becos that lady i respect so much; i jst dnt want her 2 knw i'm fighting.

Ivanspring:
Your application is being scrutinized and screened. Thank you.

i'm waiting anxiously for it to b considered .

Rapzino:
this Apple belong to me

stay away.

naughtylagosguy:
Now u've got me salivating. Wish to have a taste of the apple. Hope its not the forbidden apple.

stay away.

Justeenaleo:
Lol you are on the list because you don't have case

can u imagine that?
Arttysticfyngaz, add ur moniker to d list.

OkikiOluwa1:
Thou art welcome.
Enjoy your day, don't give ya heart to KelvinGraphics. He's a Chelsea fan. Most Chelsea fans are touts.
Pitch ya tent with Arsenal guys. Those wey sabi take care of women.

kelvinggraphics is an oldtraffordite...

cdamsel:
Chei,c how my head dey swell for here ooooo

Thanks so much you guys, means a lot to me.
My E-hubby kelvingraphics u too much.Muahhh
Jbluv55, missberrypop5,jaybee3,iceberylin,ShirelleBaby,ggrin,Rapsainot,Caseless,Obinoscopy,dytbabe,OkikiOluwa1,KingTom, dygeasy, mizmycoli, libertyfather,Elantracey, naijaboiy I see u all.
#blushing

na we get am, na we dey here. Jbluv55, oya more drinks to d celebrant.

AfricanApple:
its a medicinal drink. if u take it eh, all ur body will move giriiiii. I'm surprised u don't know it its green in colour

my mum use to give us if we are vomiting. its good for so many things

blackism is th spirit and that is why she's called africanapple. Wetin b that medicine wey u de talk?

Ivanspring:
My throne will only be shared with the prince of garri/foofoo kingdom ...i don't want to ever lack swallows at anytime...

Ehe! and my pineapples...gives immortality.

look no further , baiby. I'm d chipolopolo of swallow and garri kingdom.

arttysticfyngaz:
I'd like to state first and foremost that my Moniker on Nairaland is born out of my Innate Ability to be creative with my fingers. In the same vein,many others on this forum bear names with a meaning. But contrary to this trend, many others have chosen to bear very comical, hilarious or Weird Names that might sometimes leave you wondering what kind of Person(s) they are in reality.

Enough of the talk. Check out these Monikers

1.Cowleg

2.Wristwatch

3.NaughtyLagosguy

4.Koboko69

5.Deepfreezer

6. Caseless

7.Not4sure

8.Publicenemy

9.Bigcake &

10.Ebola just to mention but a few.

Who do You think bears the funniest Name on Nairaland

Add to the above list.

i have the sexiest and most meaningful name on this forum, even seun can attest to that cosmopolitant fact. Why am i on this list?

AfricanApple:
u will end up breaking ur teeth.

I don't want that kind of Hausa teacher that would say I will teach u math join.

my teeth no go break they dey like stone crusher for quarry.
I'l be a commited hausa teacher who wld give u an undiluted hausa lesson.
Oya carry ur slate come...sitdon make u learn.

asadike:
much better than u,son.

dont get me at u.

Ivanspring:
Ok. You're meeting Princess Ivanspring of Pineapple Kingdom. The sole heir to the throne...

*clears throat* can i squat with u on that throne? Or can we make it multi-heir to d throne cos i like pinapple kingdom especially when it comes with africanapple?

AfricanApple:
ROFL, not my own apple cos I was not plucked, I can't be bought, I was made.


the Hausa thread? that has gone a long away and I got me a good teacher, so, thanks

where i come from, we chop everything apple-like either made, plucked, cooked or even drawn on a paper . So, i'm not ready to let this olivine apple lie in the basket. *munches apple*
as for ur hausa teacher; dont worry, u can have two hausa teachers.

Jbluv55:
And who put him in this state? IrishKez?

i'm trynna figure out.
Gudmorning!

Jbluv55:
Toh!! Na gane dan'uwa na .

nagode....dan uwa.

SpcAgtOko:
The funniest thing is that I can so picture you doing this

u can picture him doing dat? Sms

Elantracey:



caseless can you pls explain this?

there is more to it than jst meet d eye. D explanation cannot b in print.

Jbluv55:
Rankadede maigida na

aiki yayi kyau. Karike wuta agurin .

KelvinGraphics:
Yeah thats true bro.... Xo King Tom should be thankful to Cdamsel abi?

yes. Besides, king tom is in a state of afulagafua ryt now...so help him.

buhari and amaechi.

asadike:
forget those almajiris,i rather go wit fashola or amechi.

are u ok?

Elantracey:
Bukkato its way passed your bed time

erm, *scratches head* u nko, wat are u doin here?

Bukatto:
Naahh.. I wanna get uncle chrome wired

u indeed got him wired.

Bukatto:
Aduke, tell ur bf to give me kunu oo

na jbluv55 de run aduke now? That's gud.

KingTom:
Trying to sir

those we love usually put it tough at us at first, but u'l win them if u can understand this fact. Keep trying, as u do not expect her to say yes after one dial. If she does that, then, where is d woman value?
Try again...

Jbluv55:
No wahala sir. Loading Drinks inside fridge currently .

oya nau.

KelvinGraphics:
KingTom Ara gbawa kwa gi isi there
Kedu onye bu nkpi??

Oga JBLUV55, pls i need one crate of empty beer bottles, i need to burst sum1's head tonight if Bro Caseless doesnt hold me.


Hi Irishkez


Chief Bukato, i hail o

my oga, na ur babe birthday...no fighting.

Bukatto:
e be like sey na caseless irishpotato dey fancy o..
bros i think u go need to port

u wanna get uncle chrome ropped?