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San Miguel: ...*clears throat* |
Mondisweets: Wat abt ur wife? U want to die single abihow can i keep waiting when my 3rdleg keep gyrating bi-axially? 'nagaji da gafara sa' ban gan kaho ba'...meaning, i'm tired of hearing give way for cow to pass and not even seeing a horn to show d cow is coming. ![]() |
Mondisweets: its the work of the devil its not me owhere is santoto migueltoto? call ur wife to other ![]() |
San Miguel: Love in the air.. Casey noni*collects his lappy, slams it on the floor* |
larride: ^^^^ sms*spits on him* |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Did he get the punny?[/quote]i must be missing out on some punny promo here, i guess. ![]() direct me there, address pls... ![]() |
larride: *Falls into caseless alhaji cap**wire wire him tiny mosquito legs from my cap* ![]() |
lertee: I've been around. I don't see you anytime i come here ![]() |
lertee: Casey*frowns+smiles* whr hav u been? |
GentleMimi: eeeeejjjiiiitt!*taps her bum bum* |
Corky Joe: ..which kiss? ...bro...nigerian girls dont no how to kiss.....they will bite off yor tongue!!they do, maybe u ar yet to press d right button. Ary u a big spender? Try spend big and they'l giv u d most somtuous kiss ever. |
Mondisweets: now u are behaving like someone with money even if you don't, but it's ok, keep it up. U will surely get your first punny tonight*clears eyes* is that my frnd's wife talking? |
Corky Joe: ...really?..how many guys there in Nigeria owns 3 property in London, Drives a 2008 Range rover Spot with alloy wills, Born & raised in peckam and has traveled to 37 countries? ..huh? ..i give up!!yes,u ar doing exactly as mondi advised; make gals believe u hav this and they'l b all urs. |
Corky Joe: ..My Brother...truss me, these niaraland babes are what we call **Loooong thing***in London.. *FALLS into folawiyo tanks*how many have u asked for a kiss? |
Corky Joe: ..bro forget that babe,...truss me..Nothin!tabh? Why? ![]() |
GentleMimi: *singing*....eminado desperado oooooooooo. What do u want frm the bank.....desperado desperado....*till fade* ![]() Whr is my wife? |
Tabh: Howholy spirit wont allow me to tap if they'r here. |
Mondisweets: be patient ah ahi cant stay a day without tapping bum bum. |
Tabh: Have your way in our midst, Holy Spirit come and take control. |
Tabh: Have your way in our midst, Holy Spirit come and take control.haba, u want to come and keep me at bay? *cries* |
Mondisweets:*yawns* whr is my wife? *frowns* |
GentleMimi: *stuffs his mouth with bitterleaf*.Remain mute till i tell u otherwise! |
where is lertee and mimi ![]() |
GentleMimi: idonbilivu!ucanbilifmi! ![]() |
San Miguel: ...i'm a flirt! |
Mondisweets: u dont have visions so keep quiet :p im not ur wife caseless but i know who ur wife is ![]() |
Yusphull: Stop talking in parables... Go straight to the point you LOVE HIM...hmmmm....i wish i cud. na my guy babe mondi be... |
Mondisweets: i had another vision I saw ur wife again, though she was 300m away from mejst waiting.....i'm losing my patience... ![]() *indulges in mental bum bum tapping session* |
GentleMimi: Not just bumbum,eejit! Boobi tapping too!dis is serious! |
San Miguel: Cropping. How body?mehn, i dey. *yawns* |
GentleMimi: Not just bumbum,eejit! Boobi tapping too!ok, 'mah' ![]() |
Mondisweets: I told u wats needed to be done to get herok, accepted! *retires from bum bum tapping* ![]() |
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