₦airaland Forum

lincolnj88: Do u want to tell us that an ordinary plateau man loved buhari....or benue man...or taraba man.....he is not loved even in the north by majority, middle belt he js not welcome.there....ss and se is no go area for him......in sw he is supported by stacked illiterates who open thier mouth all day spewing trash like dem dem, agbameta, agbaworo...e.t.c

u carry the name of one of the best presidents america ever had , but u are knowledgeably arid.

posh splendid: mohammed abi Muhammad?what is the correlation between this two names?
Posh splendid is the best name ever!

depends on accent and how u pronounce d name. it is muhammad!

emmalexabl: You aren't getting ur tenses right...
I suggest you buy yourself a proper dictionary.
Keep listening to internet radio stations like BBC.,watch tv shows in English..etc
Goodluck.

Meanwhile, in other news:
BOKOHARAM MARKS 4th year of volunteerism.

this is the most intemperate correction anybody that's intellectually arid can give..

TeaParty: The only man that brought terrorism to Nigeria, Pls Go and Dieeeeeeee.

the most empty-headed person on nairaland!

tr3y: Micheal jacson had vitiligo!! He did not bleached because he wanted to be white but because of the vitiligo disease..
I don't know why he did the nose job though!

that is jst my point! if vitiligo was d reason he changed to white, then what was d reason he changed his nose to look like the white men?

those that felt somebody that big shouldn't be a blackman or from black race were behind that metamorphism.

San Miguel: It wasn't her fault abegi. She is a very very good girl ,I swear. Me i don land for church,i dey kampe.

u don b born again? that's good!

Promhize: So you think he had a plastic nose cos of whitening. Dude he had a disease, he had surgery in his nose more than once. If you bleach it'd be almost impossible to undergo surgery.

I don't know anything abt his daddy deceiving him.

i'm not saying so. all i'm saying is, if it was because of the disease that he got whitened , then what made him to change his nose? u also think he had surgery severally and with bleached skin that wouldn't have been possible? are u taking that advance or mega project for what these quick-action product buyers use on their skin to become bleached ? see, there is more to micheal change of skin than jst meet the eye.

ATMC: ehe, caseless what's the opposite of nocturnal abeg?

those that don't stay awake or do things in the night.

ATMC: Am I now?

have i said something contrary b4

[quote author=DE_GONGS]I figured she is!


ATM I greet u!
[/quote]na true

ATMC: hello hello una nefa sleep?

we d nocturnal

[quote author=DE_GONGS]Arrangze one for me nau
I think I like one already but it seems you flow well with her [/quote]atmc is a nice gal.

GentleMimi: Sharrap!

Corky Joe: ..ermm Bro..so whats the deal wit that Gentle Mimi babe...u nyanshed her or u juss friends?

do u like her?

[quote author=DE_GONGS]^Thanks bro!
wetin dey happen for thread in my absence na?
[/quote]oboi, see us ooo...we jst de enjoy babes for here.....

u can join us anyway....

Mondisweets: dont play with fire

that boobi is too soft to b fire pls

*grabs boobi and taps bum bum*

Beretta92: Guy,michael jackson had vitiligo.A condition that causes loss of pigment in the skin.

and that disease affected his nose too and that was why he had to change it too
is he the only one with that disease in the world?

[quote author=DE_GONGS]caseless
lertee
mimi
& co, its over!

[/quote] ....congratulations!

Corky Joe: ..ok...so you are ugly?

no, she's beautiful!

lertee:

Promhize: Michael Jackson had disease, you could google it

and the disease also affected his nose and that was why he had to change it too.

his dad tricked him into thinking that he had disease and was placed on medication which lead to that whitening in the first place.

His dad connived with those who felt somebody that big should not be a blackman or come from the black race ...his dad was the one they used against him.

Mondisweets:

*taps boobi*

just the same reason why i hate micheal jackson



if black people are not proud of their color, who will?

GentleMimi: Sharrap there! Babes flirt every now and then,same with guys. It makes u remember u're still attractive.But when emotions come in,it becomes a very dangerous game. Stop this your yarning joor!

that's my wife

Mondisweets: who am I to stop one from his calling o. I like my happiness just as much as everyone else, it would be unfair to deprive someone else of their happiness. Erm, slap Urself for the sexist statement u made above

GentleMimi: Hush it,dude! Flirting ''could be'' harmless if no emotions are involved.But saying its no big deal for a male,but wrong for a female.....like seriously? What century do u belong to?

flatulence! even wu zetian, nl feminist was chased out her thread because of this...

lynpetra: Talk about grown men with grey hairs here and there,behaving like kids

*yawns* see job! i jst gas turn my head and lappy b4 i see ur pishure. now my neck don de pain me...

GentleMimi: *pads bum bum with venom needle* tap and die!

for ur bum bum, i wont mind be a dead man. *taps bum bum and bobi*

Mondisweets: Wetin I do, it was a mutual agreement, he wanted to become a father (in the church)and I wanted to become a pim.p or are we not allowed to follow our dreams again

oh, kimon! say that to the birds pls. when we men decide to flirt, it is not bad. but when women are caught in the same act it is offensive.

San Miguel: My wife .

no worry!

here is a drop-down list of some wonderful gals u can hook;

lynpetra(she don dump dannyxy since).

vivly(not taken).

ogeoflyf(i like this babe, but i have to giv her up for my friend to b happy once again).

sanb(calm and cool lady)...etc

GentleMimi: Mondi,pls pi*mp off Caseless at an affordable price.Spike i shall give for free to any woman with body odour and bad breath!
Otunba shld be pi*mped off to Allen avenue ashy....
larride to a deeperlifer.....
......who else?

me? i go tap ur bum bum taya today

Mondisweets: I don't have a husband o. I have resigned to fulfill my dream to became a pim.p Corky Joe is my first bee

san miguel , u can now see why i was against ur e-marriage to this gal. then it was as if i'm a sadist. now u see where she has landed u? it seems the e-marriage has falling like pack of cards..