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naija man dance salsa??

or get you a bike and STILL go biking with you when he's ashamed of you getting overweight?

when a naija man tells a lady she's looking beautiful even when she's looking worst, then he wants to have some kitten.

so if the guy's a drummer, he'll start drumming at past 11pm in the night cos he's trying to be romantic? unless he's D'Banj, then he can play the mouth organ even at the ungodliest hour.

to a naija man, the woman's place is in the kitchen. he only goes there when he's extremely hungry and can't wait for the food on the gas/stove to get to him.

naija chics hardly have dogs, especially those poodles and the likes. it's even the guys who have rottweilers, pitbulls, etc maybe they'd work the dog together (she'll hold the dog). that's romantic!

after a heavy meal, a naija man wants to relax and watch news or pick up a sports magazine.

good thing you know naija guys don't have time for romantic movies. whatever happened to sci-fi, adventure, action, thriller and horror?

she's not yet a fiance[i]e[/i]. so why bother about her mother? as for the sister, naija men are ashawoic in nature. he might just develop a stiffler for her. you never know, ek se!

if she likes the annual eyo festival, no qualms. but she should be prepared to receive her cane strokes alone and run for safety by herself. no naija man is willing to lay down his life for his mother, how much more an ordinary girlfriend.

if a naija man's mother didn't get the limo treatment during her own wedding, that might flop. you know mothers na!!

about her car being serviced, that will so not happen. unless she asks! why would he worry about her car (that's if she even has one cos naija girls like front seat of their boyfriend motor pass the chair wey dey front of tv for her papa house) when he's thinking about grooving on the weekend? changing a flat tire, most definitely she'll learn.

he'll definitely ask how her day went but listening is not really important to a naija guy. she'll still have to go into the kitchen to prepare supper.

have a nice day, y'all!

kaiaa! dis guy describe me finish!

those stuffs are oyibotic and cannot be put to play here in nigeria.

[quote author=«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™]stop hallucinatin kid ur Ijele for ur hous u dnt rep ndi igbo [/quote]wetin b ur own now? as u be limpopo, who ask u say na south african province and as a nigerian u shoul not use it?

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]At 20 Nigeria girl be like " I want a complete man"

At 30 they be like " I want a tall or short man"

At 35 they will be like "man na man anyone God give me is okay"

At 40 they be like "Let thy will be done"[/quote]**falls into folawiyo's tank farm**

SQURA: 13. If Your wallet is not fat, forget it

spot-on!

Return the money; the management must have sensed compromise and it is unethical of u people to collect the money. In the whiteman's land they don't do that , especially , when it is about their job. so why coming to do it here in nigeria.
[size=20pt]Any penny given to u in the course of doing the job u are being paid for..amounts to collecting bribe![/size]

GentleMimi: Ashawo kobo kobo.....

nah, honey! i was jst pulling the young gal's legs. i'm faithful, honey and i can never cheat on my woman.

LOVE must be having a different meaning in this case....


if he has not introduced u to members of his farmily, then something is missing here.

you 2 are committing sins......and u can [size=40pt]GO AND DIE![/size]

[quote author=lana_Vello]I read the threads...they really acted immature and undiplomatic[/quote]i heard they blew a little disagreement out of proportion. the owner of nairaland being the oga was left with no option that to act like one, and the mods being the e-superhumans were also left with no option than to act like superhumans. no body wan fall hand since everybody was watching.

GentleMimi: singing *Oh nana,wats ma name?*.....
Goodmorning Caseless,top of the morning to u!
Now what can i do for u?

welcome angel! how was ur nite?

it was a stressfull nite u knw, an early morning back massage wld do

Guidette: Keep whoring yourself out. You know your safety is all i care about, but make sure you use a condom and see a gynaecologist regularly too. Do your own thing, yur type is just not what I am looking for. I am sure there is a woman out there for you. Just hope she hasnt sampled everybody in your area like you.

pretty, come into my embrace, u can find succor in me . the line in bold shows u are God-fearing and i appreciate that. I think u misunderstood my post; it was in ur defense and it was also to test u. u passed the test. i dont support men flirting around, but who am i to judge?

mimi........

SpcAgtOko: No.. Im just a lifeless girl

puccy-less girl

SpcAgtOko: No.. I live in Makoko

Bye!

sharrap! do come back later, and make sure it is not we are about to go to bed here cos w'll not talk to u...u can only hear us snoring then.

Guidette: I can't date a man that has been sleeping around with different women. I want a God fearing man whose main concern while dating me is my character and love of the word of God, not what's between my legs. Any man that has been with more than one woman is already way too much, talkless of those that sleep with different women all the time and think it is normal. What is the difference between him and an ashawo?

P.S.
Dont bring that whole men are key and women are lock nonsense around here. That is still an ashawo key + AIDS is real.

*yawns in heyana's style* are u God-fearing? variety chases away boredom and it brings life, so allow men that want to sleep around do that in their own best interest and u can stick around, wait for ur virgin to come and pick u.

[quote author=lana_Vello]so you're an agent for real? or in-the-making?
PS:are you gurlie? sound like one...[/quote]boyie or guyie!

SpcAgtOko: Its 1am here

it is 7 am here, nocturnal!

nu york?

Bidam: Take the case of the Corinthian church as an example. Paul said they do not lack any spiritual gift( 1 cor 1:7) which is to say they have apostles,teachers,prophets and pastors amongst them( 1 cor 12:28-29). Yet they have all kinds of problem because they were carnal or wordly(1 cor 3:1).

Do you know Paul had to address them on the issue of marriage? ( 1 cor 7).

Because someone can teach or prophesy doesn't mean he is mature or has the fruits of the spirit. The fruit of the Spirit begins to find expression in the life of a believer as you mortify the deeds of your flesh and embrace love ( 1 cor 13). It is a gradual walk with God.It doesn't happen in one day. As far pastor Chris i believe he has a problem with lust and he needs to discipline himself in that area.

i'm not doubting ur verses, but trying to take u for your words.

SpcAgtOko: who knows.. nobody cares

Seun will find more people.



Goodnight

*yawns*

nocturnal, good night morning!

[quote author=lana_Vello]so i was right,its kind of an acronym,to an extent They resigned and he accepted their resignation[/quote]i heard that.

they all behaved like those in d creche....

SpcAgtOko: Im an Oyinbo Nigerian Police Agent

hahahaha.....u tak bribe i guess

[quote author=SpcAgtOko][/quote]hehehe...i guess that guy was born in 87...


but why changing their names, it means they can't survive with their names off-mods statue? ok tell that, before becoming MODS, they were floor members nairalanders like us, and they should not find it hard to return to their former statue, except if the adaptive feature is not there. and if that is not there, then it shows weakness and non-gallantry ...

youngsent: Hi, admission into universities in ghana no jam or post-ume +233269330574

ghana?

SpcAgtOko: They are still here with new ids... They don't need to be mods anymore.

and what's sexkillz new name?

oh poor albino and his wife.....

SpcAgtOko: Special Agent Oko

shey dem say u be oyibo? abi , ur urhobo mom gave u that?

thank God i said it sounds like a name for a nigerian police officer...

[quote author=lana_Vello]lol.....i kinda frequent here then.....buh came around cos of the seun/sexkillz/ogugua clash....couldn't believe their resignation. you?!?[/quote]are u de gong?


seun can call dem back, if u ask him to.

[quote author=lana_Vello]lmao...i've tried my best trying to pronounce it....almost bit my tongue[/quote]same here. i had to break it down into 3 syllables like 'spc', 'AG' and 'toko' before i could pronounce it. it sounds like the name of a nigerian police officer...

Bidam: As far as you are born again child of God, you have the mind of Christ. If you see the person you want to marry, your spirit will bear witness.It is as simple as that. Most Christians are too much in a hurry following their lust and desires and that is what is leading to so many kinds of problems these days. You don't marry a woman simply because you find her sexually attractive. Infact you are courting disaster if you do that cos that desire will fade with time.Gentiles do that not believers.

if the words in bold are true, then why do we have pastors who have divorced their wives e.g chris okotie?

SpcAgtOko: Say wallah

wallahi!

where did u get this ur id from? what does it mean?

Bidam: Let's go back to genesis where it all began.Did Adam ask God for a wife? He was minding his own business remember? God made the choice for him.

Our priority should be first and foremost God and His kingdom,the rest na additions(jara).

Giving adam wife, eve, was divine and that's what GOD designed to set humanity to a certain direction. marriage between de two was done by d progenitor himself, GOD. So we're not in any position to question that or ask for our own marriage to go d way that of adam and eve went.. that is a 'wild-goose-chase'.

even if adam did not ask GOD for a wife, adam loved what GOD gave him and accepted her as a gift from GOD.

GOD is d most merciful and most generous , if we say one should his seek his kingdom before everything is added to it, then we're limiting his attributes. he has given good wives to those that do not even believe in him. so what do we say about that?

[quote author=lana_Vello]-_-[/quote]was that in chinese?

SpcAgtOko: In sh Allah I will slap you in person.

in , i sha ALLAH i will receive it in person

i might bite ur hand like a zombie that was created in burma..