₦airaland Forum

deols: Is it disposable or one to wash and rewear?

any fear of electrocution?

Carbohydrates are good for relieving stress.Hence the chocolate mantra. I wonder why microsoft wants to deny us that. Not everyone wants to be skinny.

are u fat or skinny?

boobi must be encased to avoid sagging and hogging. i'm an addict, and this a goodnews for boobi lovers like me...

Tabh:

*yawns*

what is it that u dont understand, tabitha?

who cares.....

Fynestboi:

u wan leave education come b mod for here?

free2ryhme: is this thread still alive

sexkillz is e-dead, but his man'hood(this thread) lives on..

Tabh: Oh,what a touching story..#word

too emotional. kina da tausayi sosai.....

ALLAH dai yabaki namiji mai tausayi sosai. is a win-win situation for ur miji....from the look of things .

Bukato3: Bro you will need the prayer for real..

i don de fast join

Alleinad: To me, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I just finished watching a movie, "all about steve ", at the end of the movie, the lead character says "u just hv to choose someone whose normal is your normal, " and in this case, whose adventurous or classy is yours as well. its all about perception in the end.

spot-on!

[quote author=Ameerah-FKI]I'm frm Odighie, Etsako west LGA, Edo state.[/quote]hmmm....ameera, whre are u in kaduna?

[quote author=imsu.boi] what a perspective! [/quote] ur siggy de kill me....


i love naija ! pls change it......

Bukato3: She is not bad at all..

i don tay de eye her and karrakkta, but i jst tel her now.


*prays to GOD to make vanneni mine*

[quote author=DC-ONE]ayy kai ma bahaushe ne...ko karya nayi[/quote]

Bukato3: Yes she can.

i think i love vanneni!

Bukato3: Mimi is not gentle.She should be HarshMimiko.I don find you better gal.

eh ehn..wey she dey? mimi sef, even massage sef she no wan give me, na only u busy?

Alleinad: wow, up to nine pages of this thread and counting. interesting. sarcastic.

what's ur take on this issue, are u adventurous ?

[quote author=DC-ONE]ayyy wanda suke kuwa kaman wawayu kuma suna karpan naira ashirin arr park.[/quote]toh, mallam bahaushe!

Bukato3: Meaning so much sexy

she can be my jamie(sexkillz) and i can be her nkem(ogugua).... ...ogeoflyf

ogeoflyf: Meaning??

*SHRUGS MY SHOULDER(sms....my invention thou)*

Ameerah-FKI!

women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!*

if u give them missionary style, they'll ask for 'wheel barrow variation', if u give them wheel barrow variation, they'll ask for 'one-side locomotion', if u give them one-side locomotion, they'll ask for do'ggy, if u give them do'ggy, they'll ask u to give them acrobatic display....so on and so forth....
even as they're the ones attaining o'rgasm at the expense of ur energy, they still look forward to the next perfect and complete guy.



women? sms!

[quote author=Go_n_Die]Coded people only. My story be say, the girl and her family is new in the neigbourhood. The girl make sense wella and I want her just once. I have dreamt about her many times(esp: wettin she get). Guys just code me on how to enter the girl cos I don't know where to start and i don't want to cast. I beg una[/quote]

Tabh: Lol,ba wai ya kira ni tout,lol. Ya na mu tambaya ne. He asked if i would date oshodi abgero ,cool down babana.

*sighs*drops mallam knife wit some sense of relief*

ogeoflyf:

sms!

GentleMimi: Oh no! Not again! The sexkillz/Jamie thread has been deleted again! *sighs*
Caseless,mind ya self ooo. I overfed this night,so i'll just ignore u!

overfed on what, pretty?
hehehennnn....we can replace jamie and nkem up there.


bukato, help me tell mimi that i wanna be her jamie(sexkillz) and she can be my nkem(ogugua).

SpcAgtOko: No thanks..

"scaredy cat"!

Bukato3: Op are you high on paw paw leaves or what? NL gals are awesome.

to kaji customer! sampled them all....

Tabh: Don Allah menene oshodi abgero?...
Su dan iska da suna park ne ko wa?

agbero literally means 'garage tout' and oshodi is a place in lagos. waye ya kiraki haka? kigeyamun sunanshi , zan huramishi wuta yanzu nan...ba sai kinyi fada dashi ba.

GentleMimi: What?!!! Tatafo,ur antenna ear don dey catch news frequency,abi?

can u just kiss my ears and let's do what we're supposed to do?

SpcAgtOko: Ill accidently on purpose spill the hot coffee on your d1ckk

u wanna see my d1ck? d pic was here last time....

Tabh: Toh,ASUU da FG sai hakuri..yayane kwana biu fa

walaahi lafiya lau! da ban gankiba, nayimiki pm ai, amma kamar baki gani ba.

Mondisweets: oluwamondilola

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! it sounds like name of ijebu herbs...



i like it....u can now call me baba oluwamondilola(GOD knows the secret of wealth/richness ) such a nice meaning. where u and ur husband, bukato, got ur strange yoruba names from, i dont know.

oluwabukato.....