₦airaland Forum

GentleMimi: taaah! Commot there with ur imagination. U fit? I go crush u.You no sabi anytin...are u a learner?

learner ko? driver ni.

mimi, i go jst beat u dz morning if u no gree give me massage.

Mondisweets: i am telling the truth...leave my bum bum out of this o

*taps bum bum as breakfast*

laplace19: Nothing like unserious.......... It's simply non-serious

(1) You are unserious (wrong)
(2) You are non-serious(correct)

we must not forget what d 'prefix and sufix' does to d original word when applied, e.g like prefix 'un' has done to d word 'serious'.
Na learning i dey oo...

hornipipe: I love beautiful and well kempt dreads, you all can keep believing in whatever it is you believe in, I won't mind having babies with dreads, very long dreads.

good evening/goodmorning, papa damian marley!

njokusboy: Only a dull man harbours this irrational opinion dat women are supposed to do all the household chores and its prevalent in Africa, which woman was born with a broom in hand if I may ask
Fortunately for me, I don't harbour such archaic mentality, so I am not as dull as most African men...
But bringing dat caveman mentality into a show lyk GUS is a new low.. No wonder we are called the dark continent...

u must not look at issues of this rank from an inclined position, rather from perpendicular . who says women should do all the chores? even if that was how she felt, was there need for her to make it known to all? it sends the wrong signals cos majority believe in the status quo .

are u now taking that nomenclature 'dark continent' literally? putting it in perspective ? sms! then what is europe called? because of their advancement, should we call them 'bright continent'? think outside the box to connect with what is feasible....

'dark continent' goes more with color than mentality. it does not in anyway describe us rather than our color.

mondisweet, does tabh know u have this id?

Mondisweets: lol im not chewing gum girl. It was just from cheeks to sweets

*with victor osuagwu's look on my face* tell me the truth. i go buy u chin chin ....*taps bum bum*

GentleMimi: choi! Caseless is gone but his manhood lives on
*walks out*

*uses my log-of-wood-like manhood to tie her down to the thread and smooches her*

GentleMimi: *castrates caseless and throws his ''shrunken stuff'' into the pot of soup*

*commands my ba'lls to come out of the pot of soup with pastor chris' looks on my face****and watches them locate inbetween my legs and replaces themselves*****fixes mouth to her ni'pple*

Mondisweets: I knew it
It was either going to be * tears slap* or *taps .....*

i go beat u ooo. u killed mondi cheek without my consent...i'm still angry . from chewing gum gal to mondisweet, must u always have something to do with either sweet or chewing gum? sweet ko? tom tom ni.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*Hands him over to Caseless* Caseless, oya, handle this mad man ati invisible man ni.[/color][/quote]*drags larride to d section where faze shot his kolomental video*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lwkm. *Cuts off his left hand*[/color][/quote]*hands him my leprous hands to lick*

GentleMimi: lets go there!

*taps bum bum*

Mickey7: ok mayb na hw dem train una to dey treat women with no respect?

my friend forget that thing! they can be of help to her too. even if that's what she felt, must she say it out for everyone to hear.

njokusboy: Do they get rewarded for being hardworking, everybody is here for the same reason.. So, dat is why African men are so dull, too closeminded..

except if u are dull, that i dont know...but african are not 'dull', they are naturally intelligent. circumstances must have forced u to see the way u are seeing blackmen. read again and u'd see the brain in us.

mykindofperfect: yay!!! Ify neme anyi proud


Go girl!


To all haters...jump inside well

must u people tribalise everything?

Mickey7: na u dull abeg remember she is nt deir wife/gf o ...dey shud just share d chores dts all ...I'm sure say u b one of those pple wey go watch tv all day while ur sister does all d chores because she's female,an african female ...

forget that thing! all these 'feminist' wannabe sef. na today?

homesteady: Abeg who use to drink gulder here?

na elders de drink am abeg. forget what d advert is saying.

promisechild: So the men should be cooking and sweeping the camp for ifunanya abi?

jst check my post above urs, that was my qstion too. all this nairaland girls attitude is on display here.


chief 'feminist' , that fawking wu zetian aka shollypoo is possessed with this none-sense.

and why is ifunanya saying she did not come here to cook or sweep for anyone? has she forgotten she's in da midst of african men, nigerian men to be precised? she should hear the accolades the guys were rolling out in the name of tracy; 'she's hard-working, does the domestic works etc'...

Presbulg: But Chidi guy big o

he adds color to the show; he's got the presence .

homesteady: Tracy and food

*falls into river channel in d jungle*

homesteady: I said I don't think so! And she wont

u right. i'm not happy tracy got evicted.

homesteady: I don't think ifunaya would come 1 st today

oboi, na dream u dey o. u de watch am so?

pesin wey no chop, how hin go de run again? #teamkunle

hunger no make kunle spell 'magnanimity' when he was asked to comment on the leadership under denis.




i pity dz guy!

ah ahn...kunle no go chop ogbonosoup dz morning again?

GentleMimi: u don start?
Wey dat ur partner in crime...tuketukepusher?

hahahaha....truck na lion nau. u go fear one man army now.





if i wan fight, i take it to my opponent....i nor de wait for them to come at me.


i wan beat u...how u see am?

GentleMimi: ash#awo [b][/b]

so, u be babe sef. i go beat u here. wetin de worry u sef?

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*locks it and escapes from under*[/color][/quote]*mixes pepper with dry gin and ghana tatasai and rubs on his tubeless blokos*

[quote author=chewing_gum_gal][/quote]who da fhuck are u?

xynerise: Spikes and Caseless have been looking for a seller since. Wait, they will buy.

sharrap! u no knw say i get power like horse? na spike hin 2inch prick and wey de last 30sec go need dat thing.