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njokusboy: If ifunanya does not win, I won't mind dennis, he gat the brains.... The fact that nobody likes him makes me like him more...
Team ifunanya, team dennis..

dennis? Yes!
Ify? NO!
Denis must hav generated alot haters for being too outspoken and was always fighting anthony, my favorite.

Gals, i don want ify to win. *jumps out*

spikes C: Aboki, shine my shoe

*ties right leg to a vehicle on the right hand side and his left leg to a vehicle on d left and asks d drivers to drive off*

Idowuogbo: Wazzzzzzzzzap

*looks at her, up and down and walks out on her*

Mondisweets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC_YHGweLs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAmC_YHGweLs

na u now...dz boi? Sms!

spikes C:

Is that how i thought u to greet ur elders

*yawns*

Cathaliya: he is good.
hope you praying to Allah for him?

trust me now;i do pray for him.

Cathaliya: dem don dey fvck up again

i was shoutless! Now i can laff.
How is popsy?

xynerise: Seriously, I don give up on Moyes

man u is knwn 2 always start every season slow, but it is extremely bad under moyes. Fear sef nor de let me watch . I jst de folo d match 4 here.

rastamouse: I don't understand this....

When did Man U and Arsenal changed places?

dz season.

location: MAN U may win the match 3-2

my prayer!

xynerise: Thank God o



Jesus!!!!! Not again

it is again! Check d scoreline.

lertee: How e dey do you today?

e de do me potokiri potokiri...

Kingsley Jay: Come caseless...you must be MAD o!
How in heavens name does kinsley jay look lyk kings johnson
I dnt have an alternate account so abeg use ur brain.....that's if u still have one

Hello peeps! Longest tym

sharrrap already! U think u can go hustling and comeback ranting at post dat had ur name 'unreplied'? Wat flatulence!
*off 2 da mic* stfu and shift ur dehydrated nyash elsewhere.
Sms!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Na God go judge you. Breakfast ko, Continuefast ni. [/color][/quote]*falls frm mat*

2ndOGA: What is happening to Manchester United??

me sef taya. *cries*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*shreds leprous hands and licks sweet instead*[/color][/quote]*uses 'magical' power like chris angel , converts d sweets in his mouth into pig blokos *

kolawaxxy: After several efforts by the FG to ground the Islamic sect boko haram so called has failed, the federal minister of aviation Stella oduah took the bull by the horns to fight the sect single handedly. With respect to that she went and got a bullet proof BMW grenade and missile launcher, all she needs now is ak-47 and some grenades and she's good to go.

hahahaha...*falls frm stella oduah's amored bmw*

kambili999: ewwww... Hot air.

kambili999, dz ur id no b here oo.

Mod, dz topic deserves to hit ur expensive frontpage abeg. Na better topic and u left it here to die 'unnoticed'.
Mod, Frnt page pls!

lertee: Chai na so u like hate me reach shey. I dash you go drink your thing.

how i wan take drink my one and only thing . na one GOD give me....u nor like me at all

bejahiskyy: https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfip72QgQ91qcykapo1_400.gif

we go touch u. u nor fit dodge bomb nau.

njokusboy: Wtf, wat the heck re u saying There are black people in america and europe, why are they not called semi dark continent... Get ur facts straight, we are called the dark continent becos very little was known of Africa then..now that africa has been explored, people still choose to refer to us as such because of our backwardness and our caveman mentality... It was never about skin color..
Africans have enjoyed relegating women to the background, we have this idea that women are beneath us hence they should do the domestic chores, why shouldn't ifunanya tell them her mind They re in no way superior to her, she is actually smarter than 80% of them... Na dem carry her come ultimate search? Wat nonsense.. If they can't sweep, they can as well leave the camp lyk dat... She can choose not to do shi't nd nothing wud happen... I like a lady that can stand up for herself nd not the timid servants we have made women become... I hope she wins so all those chauvinistic chestbeaters can zip their mouth and accord her the respect she deserves..

ayaf faint! u mean with splotch of balcks in america , those if grouped together cannot give population of 1 or 2 states in nigeria, for that U.S should be called a semi-dark nation? who said this and how can u use this to place an example?
And if u think africa was dark at some point in her history , and this still kept hunting the continent, are u saying ur 'brigt continent' are they without such histories? Let me tell u something; those u think are 'bright; today played a huge role in putting africa in it's 'dark state'. And u are an 'expatriate chauvinist' by thinking they are without their own problem .

i dont have problem with how ify decides to go about her activities in d jungle, all i knw is , the men must respect her and she must return that. BUT that does not mean she can pose any 'domineering instinct' towards them cos she no go win. u are fighting what u can't change, bro!

Ayima: you are very correct my man,God bless you joor.

u are welcome, bro!

bejahiskyy: CASELESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

u abi?

larride: Ayam fine, wife dey her papa house. How you?

u no go kidnap her from her papa house?






u fawked up...no salt!

GentleMimi: haaaaaaa...lo and behold! The mosquito is awake and buzzing

dont8: Morning Casey, how was the night?

morhn sah*soldiers's voice*

how farmily nau?

larride: Caseless, how far

oboi, how far? how ur nite? how ur wife?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You dey follow people mouth?[/quote]No, i jst took what people that are more close to her in the jungle were saying.


[quote author=uj_sizzle]This was the same Tracy the guys said was lazy back in the Sword camp. They said she doesn't work, unless she feels like blah blah[/quote]wow! talking about double standard. i jst discovered this.


[quote author=uj_sizzle]As for the Ifunanya thing, yeah it's typically Nigerian for guys to start dictating duties for her because she's the only woman left in camp. But you forget they are all in the jungle fighting for survival. Nobody should be made to do one thing and others do nothing. It's ok if she had decided on her own to do the chores, but everyman's rebellious nature springs into action when you think your right is trampled on.[/quote]the first line in bold is rich and convincing...it is a reminder of what the task is all about. And the second one is a fact i cannot dispute.....che guevara did say this.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]So abeg make una free the girl. She wasn't married into the jungle biko.[/quote]yeah, this depends on her subsequent utterances or comments as regard what and what she can do.....

bejahiskyy: A SEMI LITERATE GIRL WROTE A LETTER TO HER BOYFRIEND. It reads thus:

Dear my dearest,
This is u girlfriend calling. Before i go on, how is ur air condition? U do somtin wey i dont like at all. U take another girlfriendship and E dey paining me. The first time u see me U Say i beautiful than all the girls ur town but i hear people Say u say i no beautiful again.

If i no beautiful,, well, i can't fit to Say anything. I will Leave all everytin 4 God. I remembrance when it is raining, U come inside the rain and come and stand 4 my window place n call me. Now u say i no beautiful abi..?

If i throw u medicine, shey you think Say E woun hit U..? E will catch u na...Only am a christianity. So, i wont throw u. Becos u knw Say i did not get any another Boyfrienship dats why u are doin me anyhow like dis abi...? You come dey say i no beautiful again .

Me, myself and u, who is more beautifuller? Your face like a goat own. Unbeautiful boyfrienship Smelly-smelly mouth Biggy belle boyfrienship Because of watin u have do me , God will beat you with a stick. When u comin to our yard again ehn..?, i will show u wise sence wey u avnt saw B4..

Ur Faithfully
your old girlfriendship

this last line don make me wee sef.

'ur face like goat own'.......'unbeautiful boyfriendship smelly smelly mouth '

lertee, see ur tea here....no sugar, na salt i put. no bbread, na kpuff kpuff dey.