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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i hope u enjoyed it it was egusi with lizard and kangaroo testicles [/quote]my favorite! They only way to a man's heart, they say is thru his stomach. U'v captured me with dz sumtuous soup. I love kangaroo testicles!

Cathaliya: after commiting, abi?

hahaha...ishsophe was jst indicting me for no reason. He knws i support his r/ship with sexy-t.

Cathaliya: I get that one....

*falls into folawiyo' tank*

Ishsoph: I just read comments that seem to indict, fellicitate, and laugh at me for my earlier post. Lol
Am shocked that majority of you commenting if not all read me without comprehending.

Here: I feel hurt not in my heart but in my conscience for the following reasons:

1. I hate to feel that she's hurting cos of me.

2. She made me feel responsible for her e-death

3. I wanted to dignify her as a good girl I sensed she is by moving to address her concerns via mail but she ignored me(meaning that she's hurting)

4. She wants me to make a hasty decision but I want to take it at my pace and kapish, she'd gone.

5. I dont like hurting people expecially those I percieve to be good.




Spikes C
Caseless
Ikekings
Bhyjahisky
Kslib et'al, Una plans don work, ba?
Am chewing your arss when am less busy.

u ar my friend , i feel ur pain too. can we speak pls?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]come and get it[/quote]*dives into kitchen, grabs pot and munches d food with bare hand*
missed u!

Dannyxy: Ehya,i never knew pple took this e-love stuff serious.@sexytabhi come back pls,@ishoph,i feel your pain,bt it's better nt to take such things seriously. ~Shallom

are u a victim of e-love?

bejahiskyy: Werey

*tears slap*

2ndOGA:

I think say by now "AutoCorrect" don dey applicable to all devices to help with the excess gbagauns. Well, na seens things sha.

sharrap!

bejahiskyy: *Teleport myself to his house,front door,turn the lock and tie him with a leash,then pick up his biatch and hump her like my camel in front of him*

*crawls to bite his ear to force him off my biatch*

manny4life: That's it? Nna, she needs more... You need more than that local schinapps and seamans royale, she needs top of the line wine + extra

i'v redirected d schinapps to anoda oracle on behalf of nwafor ishsophe who jst lost sexytabhi to inaction.

lertee: body dey inside clothes,eye small small.

*falls into kunu*

Vanneni: Yes to the two middle questions..

*cries*

Vanneni: Jes shut up u this he-goat! Coz I'm smiling with u doesn't mean I don't know wah uv been up 2. Nna jes yi maganinka n when it's ready, I'll treat u.

hmmm...tear well up in my eyez and d tears ar acidic; u knw how it feels. This post wl send me into intensive care unit(i.c.u). How can my most 'tripped for' on nl think i'm nt faithful? U want sexytabhi-ishsophe situation abi? E no go work. Zo kikaini asibiti, zuciyana ta pashe. *cries*

Vanneni: Hmm, story teller! I'm working on traveling out. The current staying @ home is killing me.

tori.. How i go do am?
Leaving naija? Staying at home, aren't u done wth skooling? Wat abt service?

bejahiskyy:

*chook knife for him eye*

Idowuogbo: *yawns*

Kai! My waist o! Abeg who get alabukun

*throw packet of tramol 4 her to dose off* see wetin ur guy cause now.

Vanneni: Buh I didn't miss you oh..

ur head dey dere. Most rhetoric answer frm a nler. Tel d guy to keep off cos i'm here 4 u.

Oh jumble tumble! Ishsoap and sexytabhi ar no 2gether? *grabs waina/masa and schweppe*

Vanneni: I miss you too. You got me puzzled over your yarns earlier on:

sorry, hot tottie, i was trynna update wth respkt to dat particular page of dz thread. Missed u 4 sure. Wat has bn keepin u away?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]you are now giving the holy ghost slap to everyone abi [/quote]yes. Whr is my food?

bejahiskyy: CfCfan

sharrap!

AlbinoNinja: My heart is occupied...

bejahisky!

AlbinoNinja: Lies

truth!

xynerise: She was angry on the ediot part. She is not happy an ediot is having a crush on her



Goodnight antelopes. Watch out for the lions!!

*tears hot slap* 1diat!

bejahiskyy: I am calm like a bomb

i see.

ItsModella: No be today I start to dey hear that one.


Ouch!!! Aboki, don't start what you can't finish, I'm not one of those romancelanders you can stone with your blasted kolanuts anyhow

nothing seems to make her happy ryt now. *offers seaman's royale to appease d goddess*

ItsModella: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][color=#006600]I take that as an insult. Watch your words, mister

He has a crush on me, people are allowed to crush on me. After all, they have a right to their feelings. That doesn't however mean that I give half a fück about them.

hahaha...no mind xynerise(antelof, in my mallam voice ). One crush i nor get, i was jst calling him 2 order.

xynerise: Am I stealing someone's crush here?

Itsmodella, this ediot has a crush on you. You never told me you are into Ediots

crush ko? Fanta chapman ni! All i'm saying is , retract those cohesionless debris u dished out to itsmodella as lines.

ItsModella: [/color]


[color=#006600]Aboki, just choose one


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*throws roll of packaged in jigawa kolanut at her* wl dz make u change ur mind and choose one 4 me?

larride: In Yuzedo voice "thank you sah, iyam very much apprecating it sah"


Please turn caseless to PIG, Danny to DOG, Ikekings to Monkey

i think i need bejahisky to kill someone.

AlbinoNinja: Lies

What is with the men in here lying tonight... Have you guys no conscious?

haaa, albninja, believe me, i'm a one man , one gal activist. *massages her waist*

Dannyxy: diabetes

er'ectile dysfunction.