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[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Beef, ke? I don't do such

If I woze ur eyes eh...[/color][/quote]**tears slap

oliviatwist: Where is the massage cream?

*sprawls on the stretcher, hands her the massaging cream, grabs juice and throws my legs open *

AlbinoNinja: Sexuality section is that way ---->

sharrap ! enemy of progress. for how many weeks now i've been asking for a massage frm u and all to no avail. and u are here causing gridlock for me. take ur very good time!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]

U wey dey rap Igbo, nko?[/color][/quote]*falls into folawiyo' tank farm*

biglow or mcloph comes to mind here. dat ur babe de tear ibo pass ojukwu.

oliviatwist

Cathaliya: maria aint coming back.....she is e-dead

abeggiiiii...............

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Why you mention my names naa? [/color][/quote]una de beaf? boiz and beaf dz days.....una nor de taya? i don mention ya name, wetin u go do? *grabs nail and hammer*

Cathaliya: Cathaliya a.k.a Maria is tired....there I mentiuoned my old moniker.

hmmm.... dont knw what forced me from attackin u d 1st day u acted rude towards me. i jst felt dis cud be somebody i knw. i nogo quote ds id again. na maria i knw.

Cathaliya: I told you that I will be officially done with nysc programme today.

i say sorry now. i nor knw wetin i smoke dat time wey nor make my eye clear to get ur msg then. i nor even knw say u de serve sef. na only maria we knw say she don near to finish. where u do ur own?


congratulations!

oliviatwist: Yes! I don return......



Caseless, am just a fast learner

faya!

oya, come give me massage for my back

Cathaliya: today aint my birthdaay..

oboi, see gbege! but na yesterday u bn de tell me abt d stuff nau .

i'm very sorry about that.
congratulations!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*saves authority with juju from Sagamu*[/color][/quote]*lays siege to sagamu, uses airstrike to kill everyone*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lol. Warapun? [/color][/quote]leave am, d guy de form importance. what flatulence!

hdappy birthday, cathaliya!

'scritch' like u on a wheel.

u shall 'bill' and not 'spill'.

u shall meet jekyll like a courageous lady who'd not hyde, but fly like a kite.

............wish u many sumtuous return!.........

*jumps out*

Ishsoph: Clowns are still trolling
smh

hmmm...voice of a heartbroken lonely man. if u are bold, call names.
sms!

Ishsoph: You also from the north that butchering someone comes easy to you this way





Not that I care what you do to a clown though

sharrap already!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*pulls white shirt and washes with hypo*[/color][/quote]*dies crying*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde] [color=#000033]*cuts off his throat*[/color][/quote]*sprinkles the gushing blood on him*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*hands him over to the authorities for homo*[/color][/quote]*bombs authority*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*laughs at him* Person wey no know wetin be oesophagus.[/color] [/quote]*teaches him human anatomy and physiology*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]We know the truth. *slaps Yoruba accent out of him and slaps Swahili accent into him*[/color][/quote]*vomits swahili accent, swallows hausa accent*

ikekings: Reincarnated number 1... Caseless number 2... Na me own dis case now...

*throws heavy blow*

oliviatwist: Am a newbie





I yaff talk my truth oo
Am a newbie

ur true ayaf not enof to confins me. newbie my nyash! newbie that knows how to reply and can even split post and reply them simultaneously. oya tell me who are u b4 i send nairaland agberos like larride after u

larride: Good evening madam. I will be nice to you, just be careful of Mr.Bald Head hairy (caseless) .

good boy!

Dannyxy: I'm sure the guy is either caseless,.

*tears hot slap*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*chisels his ogo*[/color][/quote]*pulls his oesophagus out*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*Tramples him*[/color][/quote]*pulverizes his ba'lls*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]She's in Tabh's clothing. She don show. [/color][/quote]*in yoruba accent* sut hup! tabh is not sexytabhi.

oliviatwist: Goodevening
Thank you!
I'll keep that in mind.
IJN ASUU drama will end before 2015

what's old id pls? why did u deactivate ur previous account? ur old id will be missed anyway.

Caracta: Moi birthday

my jingle-pringle! hope i've not missed the show? dont wanna send a 'belated birthday msg'.
missed u!