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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]To Acidiosis and Spikes and Others...

Be Independent of Maria-Goretti.



























Na joke o..! But I know some humourless people will take it serious.[/quote]happy independence day!

SniperInADiaper: Ahh! If I cared about nairaland enough Id create a thread to start a protest to implement a "report entire profile" button so not only posts can be hidden but profiles removed too. Ugh!

in american's voice*u are antai-freedom*

Rhymez: Happy Independence Day to you all.




Not worth celebrating though

H.I.D!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Yo brain must be running on a wet firewood ninny.

Happy Independence day, now go phuck ya worthless self [/color]

happy independence day!

Dannyxy: i na ji hausa so sai,ka sani ka sani ko?

toh malam bahaushe! Ya aiki?

sexytabhi: Na gane walahi,ama ka barshi kawai. Don manzon Allah.

i feel like weeping at d sight of dis. Na daina fada. Nagode sosai yar'uwa.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You must have been fed the feces of a pig suffering swine flu you rabid rectal stalker!

Only a savage raised among swines would fail to stray off when warned.

You got gobs to run e-diot.[/color]

diagnosed and it is obvious u hav brain fog. I nor get ur tym, dowdy!

sexytabhi: Haba yaya na

don Allah kiyi hakuri. Wani Gayin ne yakeso yatakuramun.

sexytabhi: I wouldn't have written anything huh,I would have ignored as usual but lemme just write this.
I noticed something about you which is inability to blend well. You like to play around but at thesame time,pick offense (antisocial wannabe). You have a very low sense of humor and that affects your relationship with people.
Who doesn't know here that everything written is just a way to catch humors? I am sorry to say but you are a kid and a saddist,this is the real truth about your person you don't have to feel offended.
You may quote this and throw tantrum I will be less bothered. You know how we do it,you write to me and I ignore

yar'uwa, meye yafaru kuma? Waye yabatamiki rai? Sannu!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You're a disgrace to who sired you!

Are you schitz? Maybe you suffer from Tourette cos u hardly make sense.

Simple stray off is too complex for the shitstain to understand.[/color]

this is symptomatic of asinines like u, so i wont take dz 'garbage' seriously. U ar making it sound as if i'm stalking u and, replying u put some kobo in my pocks. Sickening!
Oaf, go and kiss lion jare. I nor send u.

vizkiz: which school yuh qo[color=#990000][/color]

like seriously u dont knw dat statement is in ur favor?

Hahahahaha....*falls from gej's hat*
the government seems to be doing well in some of d courses cos i can see some A1, especially in prostitution(pros401), insurgency(boko407), corruption/looting(cor405),etc...there is room for improvement. We must not also forget that when u keep making 'A' in one unit courses and making weak grades or having F9 in four unit courses like education(educ403), security(sec411), employment(emp431) etc, then u may end up graduating with a pass/thirdclass, placed on probation, get expelled or withdrawn.

Another lunatic on the loose.

Me ma fear posing...

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lol this boy [/quote]*winks*

prof800: I sense Romance in the air..!

yea..

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]This nimrod doesnt know when to simply STFU and walk away!

Why do you always have to wait till i force feed you your own fecal matter before u get the memo?

Mate you'd be doing yourself a lotta good by avoiding me [/color]

numskull,the words in bold gat me going...mtsssswww.
I'm staying off u not because i cant keep hitting u where it hurts, but i'm staying off simply becos of ur 'lilly-heartedness'.
Andre3000, peace!

God thank u for making me a nigerian; after my religion, parents, nigeria is again, another big gift u'v given me. Oh God, i'm praying with the heart filled with love towards nigeria/nigerians. The past hundred years of our existence as a united country is characterized by turbulent politicking, social acne, poor leadership, violence/crisis. The road to this day has been conspicously undulating...GOD, we need ur intervention. In ur name nigeria has been standing, despite some wailings, and in ur name we pray for her to gain stability. God change our leaders frm bad to good if they're ready to repent or flush them out if they refuse to and replace them with new crops of good leaders who can take nigeria to the position it belongs in the comity of nations. May nigeria remain a united entity . So help us GOD..amen/ameen!

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Love is like a butterfly[/quote]it connects u to ur crush indirectly, like mondi and i hav bn doing. But love dosn't fly like butterfly, but crawls.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] okay i just tripped for u [/quote]*kisses her*

2ndOGA: Hmm, you arange wella. So as the scissors you'll slice away the hymen. Hmm.

Na wa o, all these metaphors sha, na so guys dey take miss nacking invite.

i jst fall frm gej's hat.

Dannyxy: caseless,i think say i tell you to lock that cage well,hw this animal take comot?abeg lock isoph door well before him too comot

sori sir! Oga those 2 animals no wan gree, na igbo dem smoke 2day. Let me get my chain.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You know it would be cool if you and i gets to act like none of us existed on here, do your post and try to stay away from me, i'd sure reciprocate that.

That would save everyone some dramas [/color]

hahahaha...*falls into folawiyo's tank* cant jst tel u how 'loud' i laughed when i saw this post. So, u ain't that strong? I did tip u 2 b a tough guy...never knew u cud gv a sign of weakness at da hint of e-row. Guapo, u fall my hand big time. Wetin de vex u? Sms!

spikes C: You sound like caseless

*shoots his right nyash*

spikes C: She hated me first, didn't even know she was double dating me and acidosis



A n'emere nwanyi, o n'mere onye ka ya mma

akunakuna...nkita onitsha! U were forcing urself on her and she rejected u.

Ishsoph: Coward!

goatward!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]okay. So who did u steal those from... Be honest[/quote]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]okay. So who did u steal those from... Be honest[/quote]com'on baby, be focused on my lines , its dry content and not d originator. Dnt u wanna trip for me? Ok dbanj's verse on thesame song.

Dannyxy: caseless abeg come lock this guy inside im cage,nite don reach

*throws my cow's rope around ishsoaps neck to cage him*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]vigiina is a girl's hand. When you see a girl u like...always ask to hold her vigiina[/quote]how i wish hand was a vigiina, i'l b shakin hand with gals always.

Dannyxy: sharapp,aba made virgin like you,when virgins are talking,you should keep quiet!

i'am a semi-virgin too; i only enjoy bl'ow'job