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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Acidosis[/quote]oboi, dat beaf is stil on? Oh jumble-tumble! Pretty, make peace pls.
Acid na u de hate my **** abi? Take ur very good time.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] i hope this isnt davido[/quote]hahahaha..davido's lines are for those in creché. How do u xpekt me to copy frm dat kid? No.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Hy honey, hows you?



Am in the mood to make troubles...who has seen my worst enemy?[/quote]sucre, i'm good!
Ur worst enemy is my greatest enemy. Who's dat btw?

prof800: What are you piple doing?

professor 800 hundred naira, wetin u wan knw?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]why dont u come up wit ur own[/quote]attention..attention 'atis'. Gbo inye é komi jé like mr biggs. Baby gal i respect u, looking so pretty. U make bad man wanna get on his knees.
Hai, i jst de toast dz gal. I don hammer!

SniperInADiaper: Whats up my favourite b1tch

na kingsley b b1tch? Kai, dat boy don suffer.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]the play icon is pointing at her ass[/quote]*falls frm gej's hat*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You cant get the better of me ryt? [/color]

*off to the mic* sit ur 4ss down and stfu wyl i speak to my nl-audience.

I'm currently studying geology, jst 2 weeks left for me to round up and then ASUU struck in their usual style. If i dont die by God's grace, i wanna become a petroleum or mineralogist.

chokl8candie: charle sm serious shark bi paa oo ...robotics and artificial intelligence paa ,the poster's IQ is defo above average

chale!

keyke: i!m currently studyin English and international studies. I hope to work @ d embassy first 2 get experience and later move on 2 work wit d UN

go gal...u are big!

homesteady: Studying Dentistry and dental surgery! And I hope to be a renowned dental surgeon

dr sid!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] i thought they were shank and d banj's lines[/quote]and what happened 2 d freedom of 'plagiarism' as expressed by pirates? So, i spent my time listening and cramming, and u want them 2 steal d lines on a platter of gold?

spikes C: I'm a virgin

impotent!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Maria-goretti?

I'm i just seeing that moniker now?[/color]

shrug my shoulder(sms)!
Hi Maria!

bejahisky:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3GLzVSlfmA

u again? *sprays sarin gas*

Ishsoph: Where were you yesterday Hope u are not among the bokoharam group that masacred those innocent students of College of Agriculture in Maiduguri

yes o. And we ar preparing to invade nairaland in 'gate mall style. I go shoot u...like fowl.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks].[/quote]*sings 'high' by shank ft d'banj* she has nice eyes, nice lips, nice style and hips. Chorus: she makes me go high..ai..high...unto d sky. I never felt dz b4...2times. Ishsoph and kingsley musn't see dz cos they might steal my lines.

[quote author=god_of_music]Akpari! Ima ga cho nwanyi iganu! Opia oku!!! [/quote]*yawns* na chik b dz?

SniperInADiaper: If only that would prevent crashes.
And the fees? *shrug*

shrug my shoulde(sms)!

spikes C: Wetin i do you, useless boy

i beat u ooo...toh.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] [/quote]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] [/quote]*cuddles*

spikes C:

So, i like you, and u like me...where can this liking go toto

walahi, dz boy na ashawo.

Priceless-love, hi! Ur moniker say it all. Abeg, gv me love.

Dannyxy: Isoph,caseless were una dey last nite,when we dey struggle for indepedence?

*yawns*
i de ontop chick that time. How did it go?

Ishsoph: Cheif misyarner

*sneezes+yawns*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I don't want to be late [/quote]let there b traffic gridlock.

dont8: When I am about nominating you for an oscar, hun! You can't go back now.

*sprays sarin gas*
god-of-music, can u make one chick available 4 me pls? I need 2 snipe a chick dz mrning like sniper wld do in a diaper. Thank u!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]its a tv series[/quote]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]its a tv series[/quote]titled using roman figure?

Kingsley Jay: Ah!
Now I see why you're insecure
U r afraid of being tagged a BOKO-HARAM member

Mayb u v been recruited

i go shoot u oo. Make una no hold me