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Cathaliya: hahaha... I knew you would come up with an explanation.



Dude, you too milomilo like hot semovita.

*taps b**b***

Ishsoph: Your greatest e-fear
Gotta give that girl a bottle of wine

she nor fit show face for wey i de.

Ishsoph: If you no won carry sickness girls make una no gree caseless and kingsley jay to do una cos na one condom them they use o! **washing things after use**

make this babe nor hear u oo.*slaps him*

xynerise: *slaps his tongue*

*cuts his prick*

Kingsley Jay: Almost 4got we r still on d wooing thread

Ride on bro, I'm rooting 4 u

d shick don trip finish. we dey on our way to my house now now. abeg, borrow me ur condom. today na today..she no go escape... bosi gbangba kajo

xynerise: And what is ashewoic about the man?

chasing women with ur plastic prick

Kslib: I feel de-hydrated,walahi..
Guess the nyash was stronger than i expected..
..
All izz well!

hahahahahahahah*pours gas on xynerise*

Cathaliya: , they were all jokes na.....;and sometimes we can go off limits. Pls if I said something you really cant digest as a joke, bring it up and I will apologise.
Dont want peeps bearing grudges towards me.

now u gonna make me cry with this feeling u are having.

if i'm the reason u feel bad today, i'm very sorry. i'm on my knees begging u in the name of God. na joke o. abi u ma don to kingsley wey wan take anything serious? i was trynna tell kingsley to shake everything off and take it as fun. ALLAH if i mean u, i for don de attack u since. i like u, how u've kept some thread bubbling and u are a great lady.


abeg no take am serious, na joke. wallahi, nothing i de hold against u.


make una help me beg her pls

xynerise: There is something about her picture

hahahahahahahahahah . u de crase. u don go look am abi? ashawo man!

Kingsley Jay: All those anger forming na wash ooo,no go believe

But Mehn!!!
Dat babe harsh sha

the first time i mentioned her name and threw a joke at her, she said stuffs that gat every poster quoting her. i thought it was idowuogbo, but she(cathaliya)is igbo. so that destroyed my earlier thought/guess. . i laffed over it cos i wan make trouble, i knw how to do it. ask shollypopz and the rest.

jst take everything for fun.....

lizzabelle02.....no post, no topic. welcome.

Ishsoph: Someone seriously needs amr-putation
Where is sharia court when you need it

*taps bumbum more*

Kingsley Jay: Explanation101

abeggi.... u too de vex

if na u cathaliya de tell wetin she de tell me if u don explode or quit nairaland sef.

frm day one wey i see her , na curse she de curse me.

Cathaliya: so Caseless, you don vow say na boy boy work you go dey do, eekwa?

strictly, na bumbum i come touch/tap today, and i'l appreciate if u let that feeling grow uninhibited.
and it will be cataclysmic if u do;of course , i might send u to the hypabyssal for any hint of distractions.

xynerise, call dyt for me. *taps bumbum*

Crown Prince: Ol boy! Na blom blom you give me for my kids ho ha!!! But this one be like original one ooh...foreign*

E no go break easily like dey one I normally buy from madam dyt kiosk

move no further, u are at the ryt place. madam dyt sells d best cd in this whole town.

d one wey i give u na original, use am well. u go last 50 hour.

Kingsley Jay: Taps bum-bum as d oda aboki's av been doin

*brings aboki knife 2 cut his hand*

Kingsley Jay: As in eh!!!
I intentionally ignored caseless's own until she repeated it
B4 u know now anoda one go repeat am and so on....

hahahaha...my oga, na joke o. Beside, I nor de correct pple english for here oo. In pope's voice *who am i 2 judge?*
no b u follow dat roach dey yab me since yrstrday and now she's after u. U now knw how it feels bein drilled b4 everybody. I jst yab u once , and u don de vex. Naso u dey?

Dyt: Frowns

*taps bum bum*

Crown Prince: Thank you for the blom blom. My kid gonna like it

ur kids ar learnin 2 play in a wrong manner. Tell dem dat condom is big enough 2 take what(prick) brought dem in2 dz wrld. Kids, dnt play wth it , it is for daddy.

Dyt: Talk to d hands

talk to d hands , and not bumbum.

Dyt: Vacate urs for us
He's jst a 10secs man1hour man

this is serious.

Crown Prince: Sodomu and gumora people, una wan spoil my holyness.



***scratch head*** baba godey take kontroul

*offers him an extra large condom*

xynerise: Wetin? How many finger prints you see on top her bum-bum, e no past 10?

Mustapha touched
Saheed squeezed
Femi spank
Moshood Slap
I come feel

the bumbum wey i de tap, na him all this agberos, including u de tap? *invites shekau and his boys*

Dyt: Caseless
He's also tappin currents

ishsop, which hand u carry tap current? place that hand on a flat surface make i cut am. *grabs rwandan machette*

Dyt: Huh?
Aint u supposed beat him?

i'm a bit turned on by what i'm seeing. dont worry i'l shoot him when d show is over.

Dyt: *crying*
He also pulled my wrapper
Beat him

hope he did not see anythin? good good. i wan jst cut him prick naw now.

Dyt: *shoutin like a real market woman*
Choooooi
I will naked u today
Tears his shirt
Removes my wrapper
U go learn today

*poses akimbo to watch broad-daylight mojo *

*grabs chinchin and kunu zaki*

Dyt: Those guys came back here and started to tap my bumbum

what! oh jumble-tumble! xynerise, ur own don finish today. u tap her wat?
*grabs bottle of acid*

Dyt: U call dat thing prick?

*covers face*
yes

xynerise: Next time if I see you on top Third mainland bridge dey piss again, I go use my car jam your prick

hahahaha...my prick go jst swallow ur car

Crown Prince: Continue...na oyibo lady sexy voice you go dey hear:"long trunk are busy, please try again later''

*falls from xyneris' shop*

xynerise: Lame

crippled