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Dyt: Dat thing

grabs popcorn and kunu*

Ishsoph: How u go knw say she don dey hawk am when u stil dey use the one u bought from her when she stil dey kiosk(wash n wear things)

*lets down my sledge hammer to quash him*

yes i'am a customer of dyt

xynerise: As a customer that you are abi?


Dyt, hope you go give this guy Electric Iron for being a consistent and patriotic customer?

xynerise: Wetin u dey do under sun? You dey hawk condom?

na for kiosk she de sell condom, nor be for holdup .

Ishsoph: Lol. Funny u

hahahah...no mind paedo.

xynerise: My 15yr old cousin has beards too, so that doesnt guarantee you being an old man

gerrout! try d young man and see. no be 16 yr old 14yr born triplet for?

xynerise: You are still a kid. In 2 years time I will tell you

*takes a strand of my beards to tight his legs *
na man u de talk to

Ishsoph: Dont mind him. Dont even think u cant perform those duties even as an undergrad. What is there in producing yurghurt for ur woman

Ishsoph: Dont mind him. Dont even think u cant perform those duties even as an undergrad. What is there in producing yurghurt for ur woman

i'm learning....

elaborate more on yoghurt and do tell me the source or where the yoghurt is coming from.

money121: Na u sabi that one oooo....
Talkin talkin

the pidgin in bold gat me laffing*falls from bridge*

xynerise: Every strike has a reason. What will be her reason? I am do my duties effectively and I pay my tax

hahahahahahahahahahahahah ..i jst fall from keke napep.

i'm yet to join the marriage train, elaborate more pls on 'duties' and 'tax' .....

xynerise: Lol. I no be student na

skydeep go soon go love strike. let's see u gonna cope, antelope.

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Ishsoph: Thanks bro
Just that I wont eat this very Antelope meat, but will catch him for whoever is gonna eat an old cargo Antelope
It more like eating layer

dont forget , bh and those cannibals in jos cud have a good meal u know.

xynerise: You too dey misyarn

*throws trap at him*

xynerise: Na till next year una go resume o

i wish u what u wish me, u choppable antelope.

Ishsoph: We dont greet Antelope where I came from
We eat it
**setting my trap**

*throws trap for him* paedo must be trapped and chopped in the lord. did i hear somebody say amen...

Ishsoph: @Caseless your own don kpafuka

But this paedo wicked sha

for weye....

paedo de mad.

enny09: i believe some1 should check this guy call assad, how can he love power than his countrymen life, he should resign and a new regime takeover, i believe dis will end if this is done, life is been lost daily even without war and chemical weapon used on syrian citizens, what is different of what is happening now and if a war eventually brokeout, cos life is lost on daily basis.

and u think it stops there? assad thinks he protect his pple more than the extremists who are fighting to take over from him. this war is bigger than what you think it is.

xynerise: *closes mouth*

*punches his mouth*

xynerise: Finish school first

fawk u, i'm agraduate by ASUU strike.

collins123: So both of you really think you are intellectual when you typed these garbage abi?


You think you re smarter than the American congress abi?

You think America treats its military like we treat ours here abi? Both of you must be really deluded!

Nairaland Mumu Organization does not cease to amaze me

mr intellctual, point to one war u.s won hands-down or without ugly scar. the support for their prey(syria) this time around is huge, and dont think the u.s wld have an easy ride here.

nigerians, like u, suffer more brainwash than any other numskull elsewhere in this world.

[quote author=Mayor_of_Lagos]What concerns me most is President Obama's temperament in the course of conflict. He does not have the carry-through, the "stay" to see to the end if the war is protracted beyond its projection. When images of casualties start to come in, bloodied babies with half their scalp gone or pregnant women with bowels and unborn baby ripped by shrapnels, or even US soldiers returning home in caskets, Mr Obama's gentle constitution is bound to be affected and like now where he is making an about face that he cant retreat from, he will be forced to make a choice between withdrawing and going in deep and heavy with deployments of drone. If he withdraws, he is doomed politically; if he intensifies the battle his action will no longer be short term and risks throwing insurgents of Iraq back into the fray, al Qaeda will identify a new cause for martydorm and instability will spread through ME. What has taken decades of hard word to install will crumble in matters of months and the legacy of Obama as a Nobel Peace Laureate will suffer an irreparable damage.

During Iraq war, Syria and Iran, two of Iraq neighbors did not join the coalition but they did not support Iraq either. Its a different dimension in this case. Syria has military support beyond its borders.

US said this will be limited action and on a controlled scale. This was said about Vietnam, it was said about Afghanistan, it was said about Iraq. Each of those theaters proved their forecast short on its promises. US can predict what it will do but must not and cannot determine how the opposition will react and the response that the reaction could trigger within their own strategy.

Republicans are determined to vindicate GW Bush. This is their opportunity to do it and who is better to do it than the successor whose victory into White House was predicated on anti-Bush war and was rewarded with Nobel prize? Republicans didn't know how to wrestle power from Democrats in 2016 but they have discovered it with this mission.

This is going to be President Obama's war. Let's wish him luck as we prepare to witness another bloody tragedy on a global scale.[/quote]no one has sounded more brilliant on this issue like u've done. i give u my most cherished and, one $ only 'like' for a post to u, making ur likes 20

dont8, where is my wife, caracta? tell xynerise to bring her for me.

Ishsoph: Its not a mistake
You like to burrow a hole

yeah...i burrow holes.......she-holes to be precised.

Dyt: Farts

*returns tha fart with a kick on her bumbum*

xynerise: Ghost don slap you before?

yes, i got slapped once and na u b d ghost.

Decryptor: Both of them will still lose because.......
Fashola: No one will vote for a president who might start deporting people from Abuja
Buhari: No one will vote for a president who supports terrorism and has never PUBLICLY condemned the activities of Boko Haram

CONCLUSION: APC IS BOUND TO FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u are the greatest numskull God has blessed this country with in recent time. so buhari has not publicly condemned their activities? what a shallow-minded nigerian. tell ur pdp to stop their activity cos they created it, buhari condemnation has nothing to do in this case.

teskyg: OK.Focus your energy on 2013 and not 2015.What difference will this add to the fact that Shetima has not delivered?

u want him to deliver as a governor in such a situation? he's a war time governor and need not please anyone . what has ur president done since he came in?

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]I'm not a rabbit or bird. [/color][/quote]like burrowing done by worms and others to help biological weathering?
how did i type that?

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lmao. Keep grabbing until you grab something else. [/color][/quote][quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lmao. Keep grabbing until you grab something else. [/color][/quote]burrow me ur babe abeg

[quote author=spikes C][/quote]na u b that goat abi na xynerise b dat?

ishsop, thank u for not knowing how to write abcd....