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bennyraz: exactly

hahaha.

190 win u 4 d wooing abi?

2legit2qwt: You can never look professional with sleeves tattoos

for gals, it is better appreciated on d butt ..na so i like am.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]no[/quote]Hmmmm...free frm shackle of suspense and doubt.
Gudmorning! Taken ur medication/drugs?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]no[/quote]Hmmmm...free frm shackle of suspense and doubt.

[quote author=D-Explorer]In your words [/quote]hahahahaba....habatically!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]how nah?[/quote]tell me the truth, nothing but d truth. married?

spikes C: You never chop since morning u want buy me biscuit...mtcheeew

i'm food ladden like boko haram car wey dey ladden with xplosive about to go on a suicide mission.

[quote author=D-Explorer]LOL. You don't woo a Nigerian lady with that [/quote]e go too sound crass to hear. if u dare use pidgin woo any babe, na outright linguistical mishap on ur side. idowuogbo go like pidgin sha

bennyraz: wahali, na that day you go know say no be mouth make bennyraz bennyraz

pidgin english na d best improvised lingua in the world. same thing appeared twice to give different expressions. this lang na haemophrodeite.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]insemination[/quote]u wan break my heart abi? *grabs my drugs*

spikes C: Cabin?

fantasia/okin biscuit.

spikes C:

me ma de confuse. maria why nau?

spikes C: Is that really a word

sounds like it... na me invent am.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]3months, my first child[/quote]u ar married?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Junior is on my profile pic on nl[/quote]cute! how old is he? ur son? younger bro? ok , his position in the farmily....5th, 6th?

[quote author=190-the-clown]
one agrika girl like that

the girl booobie be like obasanjo farm[/quote]*holds head*

i likre bobie die

[quote author=190-the-clown]
its true

whats the need for these events if there;s no sex
anyway im hoping to get laid if i win this one this time [/quote]i de wish u luck oooo.....bro. who u de woo?

spikes C: It's getting stupidly hot in here...
i think ama entertain me self a little. It's been long we had some e-diots fight themselves online

hahaha...de gander knw i de handle her well.



na 'boyfriendlessness' de worry her.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]will post a pic ''there''[/quote]i'm waiting for u.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Kinda + the girls arent pweety enuf + they always seem 2 have one comma after another, either yellow tooth, k-leg, poor weave, lack of english, betrothed to nairaland etc etc abeg
[/quote]


[quote author=190-the-clown]my own be say i don tire all these woo woo - its boring ibeg!
[/quote]it is getting repetitive ryt? atleast dem for make am say if u woo any babe, una go go sexuality section, chat dirty, then una go come meet afterward for the real show. if na like so de take dey, na me for de sponsor d event.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]@Ayo,
Ouch, that wont be posible cause I am travelling on thursday with junior..[/quote]when am i meeting junior?

sanb: Oh yeah; all the ladies below are pretty; all you need to do is pick one.... and you're game....

i nor go pick jst one oooo, i dey greedy.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Where's Xynerise? He should understand the latter [/quote]him dey alaba int'l market de sell gas(cooker).
[quote author=D-Explorer]Case, are you wooing this season?[/quote]i have enough to deal with, u saw my list nau.

[quote author=190-the-clown]


on a serious note arent u tired [/quote]wetin be ur own/

sanb: You can change that you know....pick a lady....

i have a handfull of them;enough to deal with:


gboliwe
vanneni

[quote author=D-Explorer]Case, which of the seasons was that? Maria? Gboliwe? Which season? [/quote]successive seasons, ofcourse; i starred in all the seosons, but frm back stage anyway. they are all mine and i can always navigate between them...depending on my mood.



'polygamist'

ayobase: The only guy on NL without a case.

Yeah, she gat baby....its a long story.....or u plan wooing her?

I'm good and doing buddy...u?

Who r u wooing here!

oga mi, thank u sir.

ehn ehn...maria gat baby. maria how is junior?

na sanb de woo me ooo....the opposite is the case for me .

i'm good.

spikes C: awwwww, are you this jobless? oya come to dada

take biscuit and lollipop.

[quote author=D-Explorer]LOL. Clown! Don't hurt yourself restraining that crush, pick now [/quote] :-Xfor weye. i'm here to consolidate the relationship with my spontaneously wooed ladies.

gboliwe
vanneni etc

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I love it.[/quote]expect me supply.

spikes C: I can't see any of them, only saw kids

*spanks him*

sholypopz: Who is this little low-life??

cud this be termed as a feudian slip; numskull, since u have refused to put ur scotched brain into use, ur cephalo is water saturated and can do u any good but harm. dont write in public forum like this cos u are bereft of that modicum reasoning to do so.

sholypopz: Shanty rat,

this is what jackals like u crave for; u want to have it, throw it wide open... i ain't coming, gander.

sholypopz: stop trying to look for my attention, you're waaayyyy below me. My posts are not for 'vapid tricks' anyway.

the problem with this sholapoo of a dunce is that u always feel u have something to offer. if i'm below u like u said, then i'd rather do that for a call gal. below u is the abode of flatulence....i cant be there,sheep.

sholypopz: You're dismissed!

i'm extant and ready to wring u anytime.......awusha, no peace for u, fawker.