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i think it was a setup because she said she was going for a vigil and she came back at 10 pm fishy very fishy

i have funny questions. could the person we are talking about be OBAMA??

McCain calls him "that one"

Christians in America call him the man of sin because he supports Gay marriages and he supports abortion.

and he said that everybody would have universal health care and if you dont have you can get medical help, hmnnn interesting!!!

also the way tattoos on peoples bodies are growing is scary!!!

my two cents

funny trend.

it is very foolish to have tattoos on your body. if you have had it befor knowing christ it is different than when u think it is sexy and then put it on your bodyy to please man.

the questions to ask is,: does it please God and read

Leviticus 19

28 " 'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD. se fini

JenJu, i think you should reduce the info that you give out, as u are spoiling business ventures for nigerian business men. although selling scrapped cars are not ethical but u should know that for them to put it back on the road they did a lot of work on it and that has to be gotten back someway.

Because you have the resources doesn't mean that others should not be regarded,

because a car is salvage titled doesn't mean it is necessarily or terribly damaged, americans can scrap a car because the car was hit slightly from the back, which doesnt necessarly affect the engine.

so be careful

all these are hillarious

Following The Speed Limit


Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-Two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22″ was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.

“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” the man replies.

“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

“Can’t,” breathes the bartender. “He’s not here. Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say.

“Tell him,” she whispers, “there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”

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funny

funny

Still laffing

mykali:
GUY. I BUY THIS TIME O. You GO PAY ME BACK

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not posted on NL for a long time but this is an issue i just got a revelation on from a seminar we did in my church.
first of all,

sex was made by By God for recreation and procreating, but guess wat the catch on that is "AFTER MARRIAGE"

another point is that sex is a spiritual soul tie between the couples, that is why when you are being prayed for by your parents to find a wife or a husband they pray for you to find your "SOUL MATE" not bed mate.

the one i found out that baffled me the most was the fact that anybody you have sex with, you both get "Soul tied" and do you know that man consists of 3 parts

spirit, when u are born again this get renewed

Soul, controls your emotions and thinking, basically freewill

body, decays after you die.

so now if your soul controls your everyday life and emotions, then tieing it up with another person or persons means that their emotions and freewill countrols your life also likewise you controling theirs. scary right?

it might not seem logical, but it is true that is why the devil and his advocates never stop curropting the world with sexual fantasies and stuff.

check any advert on american tv, it is always linked with sex or perversion.

go to the club, girls get drunk and all they want to do is have sex because liquor is demonic and most or some of the girls are devil sent, so as loong as your souls are tied the devil has INDIRECT and subtle control over you life. (not to anybody in particular).

so the more sex partners you have the lesser you control your OWN LIFE and destiny!!! TRUE TALK!!!!

THINK IT BEFORE YOU STICK IT!!

i finished in '02. that means you were don jazzy's mate?

not bad

obitobe:
@post
i finished from FGC(ijanikin)Lagos.
well i could remember suffering those assigned to clean the toilets,when they have finished cleaning the toilets especially this toilet 17 own by this guy i dey beef the guy then.when he finishes washing it for inspections on Saturdays i make sure i go there and messes the whole toilet up and the guy will alway be flogged for not doing his duty at the dorm assembly.
Also i enjoyed using Bombay(path way to the school Field) to excrete(if IJ guys know what i mean)flesh air blowing the head while doing sure a thorough work.

also i could remember rounding for Grub all in the name that my house captain sent me(enough food for me then)

and i could remember this senior called GBUDO(hope he is still alive) because i could remember when he gave me a bucket to fill it up with dinning Grub(rice and stew).it was so simply for me,i just went to the dinning table and pack the left over on the table into the bucket and the spit inside the food and each time i will return the bucket of food i got praised by him and his friends(stupid guys)

The worse was our social night that they use to organise then on the block that is now P.H.E department,where i asked 7 girls to dance with me and all of them said NO to me(that was junior days).

And wot about smuggling Laboratory equipments (Chemical ranging from acidic to base,test tube etc) just because i want to be like Boyle's,Charles Isaac newton and co, (senior class)

Funny enough i was the assistance Dinning hall perfect of my time

What year did u finish from IJAY

what year did u finish from IJAY

if u send me 60 dolls in yankee here i will send you a sean john authentic belt

questions i have for you is that
1 ;did you call them to tell them that u were sick or did your friend's friend tell them.
2; did you call everyday u were away from work or did u send someone else?
3; do you have doctor's report proving that you were sick?


if you have answered yes to 2 of these questions then u have a case with a lawyer if not my friend just look for another job, but while u are making a case still look for another job.

another

you people that are fighting for faze and 2 face maybe this should clear the air a little

tosinededa

do you believe faze is not a loser now?

God!!!

Omo Eko:
ALL igbo guys have small DI CK

experience!!!


white men can't jump!!

gbade why u dey wind the guy by shouting "votes people",

there is no voting here na,

good work.