₦airaland Forum

this is directed to seun but people could contribute:

seun pls could you make another room for buying and selling of goods and searching of goods.
but make strict rules that there should be no sought of advertisment concerning events and so on ONLY GOODS!!!

people lets start the bidding for NITEL OOO                [it is a game oo]

I START WITH =N=100

omo him no go fair if una no do party come our side {america} we are only NIGERIANS living in america so we should not be excluded for anything.
make una just try arrange something come our side especially NY

eresi why cant you see it is a game uhh?

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how does a blonde switch on the light after sex?

turns on the innerlight of the car

Do you know the difference between a Northern
girl and a blonde?

The northern girl says, "you can."
The blonde says, "you all can."

Did you hear about the blonde at the stop sign?

She's still there.

Q: How do you confuse a stupid blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit
in the corner.

heard of the two blondes going to disneyland,the saw a sign saying "disneyland left" and they turned back and went home.

What's the difference between a blonde and a
mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and
found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV,"
she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to
blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back
and again told the salesman "I would like to buy
this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he
replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went
for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new
color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a
few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied

Yeah that is damn wrong

angeli gbigbo na!!!! e ka bo si ori eto wa welcome to the land of talk. WELCOME!!!!!!!

Q. What does a man do with 365 used condoms?

A. Melt them down make them into a tire and
call it a Goodyear.

Why are women more talkative and men more
intelligent?

Because women have four lips and men have two
heads !!!

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom. She went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper
bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the North side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The
next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow Blonde?"

Q: What did the blonde say after having sex?

A: Are all you guys on the same team?

Why are men like a snowstorm

You don't know when they'll come, how many
inches you'll get, or how long they'll stay.

A man is incomplete until he is married.

After that, he is finished.

This is a situation of a boy; what would you do?

He lived all his life from a toddler to the age of eighteen in the great land Nigeria, and after that he was relocated to the US. Of course he had a girlfriend in Nigeria, and they planned to get married and they were both very understanding but on getting to America he finds new friends that made him to understand that almost all the girls in the new countries are [sexually promiscous].

Now the Qestion:
Does he stay faithful to his girlfriend or does he play along with his friends and still go home to marry his so much loved girlfriend? Put this in mind he does not have feelings for the [promiscous girls].

peeps,

I prefer to marry a virgin ooo.if you are saying that there would be inexperienced, then why do they produce pornographic films they do it for married people who are inexperiened but the youths and everybody have spoilt that purpose, so poeple should not talk about the idea of not being experienced the is NON_SENSE.
when you are married you will have most of the time with you wife to practice and after some time you will be PERFECT.
why dont you just hold the HUNGER for sex till that gorgeous night when you and your wife will feel unique and remember that day forever,but if not it would be like everyother day to you,so you are like NOT AGAIN!!!

the idea of sex before marriage leads marriages to EARLY DESTRUCTION and I mean it because you dont like to be around the people that GOT THERE before your husband and you will not have peace of mind one bit.

i either marry a virgin or i be a [color=Blue]love-vendor[/color][font=Verdana][/font][size=10pt][/size][glow=red,2,300][/glow][shadow=red,left][/shadow][move][/move] till i DIE. {just joking}.

as for me  ooo "KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY TILL ELIGIBILITY" 
no long thing.
casper

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office
to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the
75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office
and gives him the jar, which is as clean and
empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks
what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc,
it's like this. First I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left,
but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first
with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and
still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady
next door, and she tried with both hands and her
mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked.
"You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied,
"Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't
get the damn jar open!"


 

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote:
"Woman, without her man, is a savage."

The women wrote:
"Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

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How can you tell a woman is about to say
something intelligent?

It begins with the words,"He said."

A visitor to San Francisco is standing on a
street corner waiting for a bus when he notices
a blind man and his guide dog. The dog leads the
man into the street, where he is brushed by an
oncoming car. The man is knocked down, and he
rather gingerly gets back up. He calls the guide
dog over, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a
doggie treat, and gives it to the dog.

The visitor, upon seeing all this, walks over to
the blind man and says, 'That's amazing! Your
guide dog led you into a busy street where you
were nearly run over by a car, and yet you're
giving the dog a treat. You must really love
that dog.'

The blind man turns to the visitor and says,
'No, I'm going to kick the dog's ass - I'm just
trying to learn which end is which.'


 

jjc and the 419 squad

tot you guys were nigerians why te advertisment of foreign artistes?  uhh?